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Old 26 July 2014, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Post a picture of yourself up and let's see how f**king great you are
Oh I'm no oil painting, but Tulisa certainly doesn't look (or should I say did) better than 50% of ordinary young women.
It's funny that the year after she won it, and she's no longer part of the cowell publicity machine she's not even in the top 10.
Old 26 July 2014, 11:15 PM
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so has anyone got her vid saved?
Old 27 July 2014, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
How long did it take you to master the technique?
4yrs and 9,600 odd attempts and you finally managed to make one good post, well done that man.

Sorry to disappoint you, though I may sometimes come across as a **** sucker it's not a skill set I possess, much like yourself the only ***** I play with is my own, obviously i'm not as adept at it as you because I have a mrs.
Old 27 July 2014, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
4yrs and 9,600 odd attempts and you finally managed to make one good post, well done that man.

Sorry to disappoint you, though I may sometimes come across as a **** sucker it's not a skill set I possess, much like yourself the only ***** I play with is my own, obviously i'm not as adept at it as you because I have a mrs.
LOL
Old 27 July 2014, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
4yrs and 9,600 odd attempts and you finally managed to make one good post, well done that man.

Sorry to disappoint you, though I may sometimes come across as a **** sucker it's not a skill set I possess, much like yourself the only ***** I play with is my own, obviously i'm not as adept at it as you because I have a mrs.
Does she look like Eddie Izzard?
Old 27 July 2014, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Kwik
Oh I'm no oil painting, but Tulisa certainly doesn't look (or should I say did) better than 50% of ordinary young women.
It's funny that the year after she won it, and she's no longer part of the cowell publicity machine she's not even in the top 10.
You obviously lead a very sheltered life. On my recent visit to the UK I really noticed how the place has become full of overweight mingers, more so than previously trust me pal she's in the top 10% compared to what I saw, that's coming from someone who grew up in Nottingham, where when I were a lad it was 6 women to every man due to the lace industry so plenty to chose from all I can say is it's changed quite a bit since those days.

Half decent birds with a tidy body in the UK are a rarity, not the norm.
Old 27 July 2014, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Kwik
Does she look like Eddie Izzard?
No, now your confusing me with your mate Dan.
Old 27 July 2014, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
No, now your confusing me with your mate Dan.
I thought it may have been her **** you were sucking?
Old 27 July 2014, 09:47 AM
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fish lips or not..........i would give her a bad back and a sticky leg
Old 27 July 2014, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by the shreksta
fish lips or not..........i would give her a bad back and a sticky leg
Nope, I think you'd break her in half.
Old 29 July 2014, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
You obviously lead a very sheltered life. On my recent visit to the UK I really noticed how the place has become full of overweight mingers, more so than previously trust me pal she's in the top 10% compared to what I saw, that's coming from someone who grew up in Nottingham, where when I were a lad it was 6 women to every man due to the lace industry so plenty to chose from all I can say is it's changed quite a bit since those days.

Half decent birds with a tidy body in the UK are a rarity, not the norm.

And they are usually Eastern European.

Anyway, Tulisa isn't the most beautiful woman in the world but I'd still open her up like a can of beans.
Old 29 July 2014, 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
You obviously lead a very sheltered life. On my recent visit to the UK I really noticed how the place has become full of overweight mingers, more so than previously trust me pal she's in the top 10% compared to what I saw, that's coming from someone who grew up in Nottingham, where when I were a lad it was 6 women to every man due to the lace industry so plenty to chose from all I can say is it's changed quite a bit since those days.

Half decent birds with a tidy body in the UK are a rarity, not the norm.
Whenever I'm away from the UK for a period and get on a flight back to the UK, it's always noticeable how scruffy, fat, and tired everyone looks.
Old 29 July 2014, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Whenever I'm away from the UK for a period and get on a flight back to the UK, it's always noticeable how scruffy, fat, and tired everyone looks.
Noticed at TOTB this weekend most birds have more Tattoos than blokes nowadays, looks ******* horrible too.
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Uk is full of mingers, Croatia on the other hand.
Old 29 July 2014, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Tidgy
Thought it worth re posting.

Who in their right mind wouldn't bang her senseless, looks bang tidy in my eyes.
Old 29 July 2014, 09:24 AM
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She's about to get clobbered by a fat germans feet
Old 29 July 2014, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by RA Dunk
Noticed at TOTB this weekend most birds have more Tattoos than blokes nowadays, looks ******* horrible too.
Was at the Classic Ford fair at Santa Pod recently and plenty on display there too
Old 29 July 2014, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by pacenote
Was at the Classic Ford fair at Santa Pod recently and plenty on display there too
Yup, alot of them (the tattoos)are not very stylish either but more Amy Winehouse ones all over the place. A fecking eyesore TBH.
Old 29 July 2014, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by RA Dunk
Noticed at TOTB this weekend most birds have more Tattoos than blokes nowadays, looks ******* horrible too.
I can sort of admire tats as a temporary decoration like any item of fashion, but I have two main issues: one is that as the tat and skin age the colours all merge together creating a hideous mess, also as the skin ages it look even worse when tattooed. The second one is that like any fashion the tattoo styles will date. The stupid Chinese letters, tribal tats, and tramp stamps of the 90's now look rubbish, compared to the 'cooler' elaborate sleeve tats with the gothic letters and all that crap of today, which in turn will look dated in a few years. It's basically like getting a mullet wig bonded to your head in the 80's and thinking it was a good idea.
Old 29 July 2014, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
Thought it worth re posting.

Who in their right mind wouldn't bang her senseless, looks bang tidy in my eyes.
I watched a bit of that documentary last night on her, and at times she looked alright but at other times she looked ridiculous. Any natural picture of her doesn't IMO make her out in a good light, staged ones like that one she looks ok.

However - Instead i give you....







Old 29 July 2014, 05:17 PM
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first one needs to have a meal,,, hahaha
Old 29 July 2014, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Tidgy
first one needs to have a meal,,, hahaha
Looks like she's got a nice burger on her

Who is it Cheryl ?
Old 29 July 2014, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
Looks like she's got a nice burger on her

Who is it Cheryl ?
looks like
Old 29 July 2014, 08:46 PM
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Rachel Riley, **** yeah....
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bloody hell, those photos posted are from my **** bank of 2004 !!! LOL . Age is a terrible thing sob sob
Old 30 July 2014, 07:48 AM
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Louise Nurding doesnt look like that now unfortunately,her face has melted and her jumper lumps have headed south.

I wouldnt mind being in the middle of a Cheryl/kelly sandwich..
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Taste in women is a very personal thing, for me all of the women you've posted are a bit too thin or out of proportion, where as Tulisa has a bit of meat and is well proportioned, also has a very natural looking face and body, I prefer her TBH, I also don't like women that wear make up as they just remind me of circus clowns.
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Originally Posted by Kwik
I watched a bit of that documentary last night on her, and at times she looked alright but at other times she looked ridiculous. Any natural picture of her doesn't IMO make her out in a good light, staged ones like that one she looks ok.

However - Instead i give you....

Oh HELL yes!
Old 30 July 2014, 11:07 AM
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Touch of camel toe in that 1st swimming pool pic?? not that I was looking
Out of 10 I'd give her 1
Old 30 July 2014, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Hu
Touch of camel toe in that 1st swimming pool pic?? not that I was looking
Out of 10 I'd give her 1
It's the nasty rash she gives you in return, that you need to worry about.


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