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Old 31 August 2014, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Dingdongler
Is that the wife then?
Tbh, if it is the red head - the OP does have a point

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Old 31 August 2014, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by jods
The lass in the blue dress has a tidy figure for an older lass. I suspect that's not the wife, (unless being very fussy about condition and wanting a low mileage is just a Manchester thing).
Old 31 August 2014, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by thenewgalaxy
The lass in the blue dress has a tidy figure for an older lass. I suspect that's not the wife, (unless being very fussy about condition and wanting a low mileage is just a Manchester thing).


I dont see the issue if it is the lass in the blue either, I wouldnt turn her away so if you need her sorting out give me a shout...!
Old 31 August 2014, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Dingdongler
Is that the wife then?
Nope.
Old 31 August 2014, 10:29 AM
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No, that's his wife in the left hand corner with her arms around the other guy
Old 31 August 2014, 10:31 AM
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I think it's all over mate
Old 31 August 2014, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by BBB3
No, that's his wife in the left hand corner with her arms around the other guy
That's the one my wife thinks I fancy
Old 31 August 2014, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by jods
That's the one my wife thinks I fancy
Are you the fella she has her hands around?.SJ.
Old 31 August 2014, 10:53 AM
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just think of the other woman whilst sha**ing your missus, if you call out Alison, she will be non the wiser
Old 31 August 2014, 10:56 AM
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I think the op is on a wind up.
Old 31 August 2014, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by thenewgalaxy
The lass in the blue dress has a tidy figure for an older lass. I suspect that's not the wife, (unless being very fussy about condition and wanting a low mileage is just a Manchester thing).
nothing wrong with wanting a good body that's not been hammered by anyone that's had their hands on it, perhaps up your way you prefer to chuck money at any old banger regardless of what they look like
Old 31 August 2014, 11:04 AM
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I can't believe a 3sum with a mate has been suggested. How someone can get off on watching some other fella beat the minge out of his Mrs is beyond me...
Old 31 August 2014, 11:07 AM
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Leave her whilst your still young (ish)
This problem ain't going away, get our whilst you still can
Old 31 August 2014, 11:14 AM
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I have never ever understood why people like to air there personal life on a forum of all places,this might be one for jeremy kyle.SJ.
Old 31 August 2014, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by powerwrx
just think of the other woman whilst sha**ing your missus, if you call out Alison, she will be non the wiser
Rodeo sex!

Mount her from behind, take a tight grip of her and call out some other girl's name whilst in the vinegar strokes... usually that of her best friend works best.... and see how long you can stay on

For an even bumpier ride try the name of her brother
Old 31 August 2014, 11:42 AM
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Got any pics of the office girls? That could help determine the best advice :-)
Old 31 August 2014, 12:08 PM
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naked pics or gtfo
Old 31 August 2014, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by fat-thomas
naked pics or gtfo

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Old 31 August 2014, 12:26 PM
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Is that Andy on the left out of Coronation street Steve Mc donalds brother

And if your not smashing your wifes back doors in at least a couple of days a week then move on.Dont waste your life there is plenty of women out there
Old 31 August 2014, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Rick2014
Is that Andy on the left out of Coronation street Steve Mc donalds brother

And if your not smashing your wifes back doors in at least a couple of days a week then move on.Dont waste your life there is plenty of women out there
Or men if you fancy a real change
Old 31 August 2014, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Rodeo sex!

Mount her from behind, take a tight grip of her and call out some other girl's name whilst in the vinegar strokes... usually that of her best friend works best.... and see how long you can stay on

For an even bumpier ride try the name of her brother
Or her mother!
Old 31 August 2014, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by jods
That's the one my wife thinks I fancy
Well if you don't fancy either women, then perhaps you could try and see life from their perspective, you need take some time out, get your head sorted and do what Frank Maloney did recently when he got bored. I think he went through what you're going through now, and now he couldn't be happier.

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Old 31 August 2014, 03:00 PM
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.SJ.
Old 31 August 2014, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by jayallen
I can't believe a 3sum with a mate has been suggested. How someone can get off on watching some other fella beat the minge out of his Mrs is beyond me...
Have you tried? don't knock it until you have Even better if your mrs is bi-curious and the playmate is a broad 2 clunges for the "price" of one.
Old 31 August 2014, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by bioforger
Have you tried? don't knock it until you have Even better if your mrs is bi-curious and the playmate is a broad 2 clunges for the "price" of one.
I hear that your last threesome included two other blokes.
Old 31 August 2014, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by The Dogs B******s
I had a wet dream last night that your last threesome included two other blokes.
EFA
Old 31 August 2014, 10:15 PM
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Just bang her one right up her sh*ter she will love it
Old 31 August 2014, 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster


P.S; I thought every bloke knows to look at the mother to see what you'll be getting in 20yrs.
Kellie / Frank Malone's son in law must be feeling slightly confused and, dare I say, a little scared.
Old 01 September 2014, 08:25 AM
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And then some. The bloke with the red hair looks like Chris Tarrant to me, and I can see the bingo wings starting on the bird in the blue dress.
Old 01 September 2014, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
And then some. The bloke with the red hair looks like Chris Tarrant to me, and I can see the bingo wings starting on the bird in the blue dress.
Yeah I see them aswell...........The arms like a dinner lady will soon be here..


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