Re-Igniting Sex Life?
01 September 2014, 09:42 AM
#61
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01 September 2014, 11:52 AM
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01 September 2014, 02:07 PM
#64
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I may be shallow but I've lost all lust/drive to make love to my wife.
She's piled the pounds on and her belly sticks out further than her breasts.
She farts, burps and also gets lairy after a few wines.
I just do not find her sexually attractive anymore.
I'm not a big fan of chubbers but looking at her mum, that's what I'm facing.
She's getting more and more aggressive the further I move away from her.
She is accusing me of fancying a mutual friend, also called Alison.
To be honest - I am so bl00dy tired with my workload that I barely have the energy to shave until late evening.
I DO like Alison but I don't FANCY her - Although she HAS made comments in all our company along the lines of "We Should Swap".
I don't really fancy Alison either.
I think I'm at the MIDDLE AGED CRISIS
There are plenty of lovely, intelligent and sexy women at work that throw themselves at me - it's a mystery to me why, but they do.
I don't want to throw my marriage away but I'm only mid 40's and I'm bored out of my mind.
Any ideas out there?
She's piled the pounds on and her belly sticks out further than her breasts.
She farts, burps and also gets lairy after a few wines.
I just do not find her sexually attractive anymore.
I'm not a big fan of chubbers but looking at her mum, that's what I'm facing.
She's getting more and more aggressive the further I move away from her.
She is accusing me of fancying a mutual friend, also called Alison.
To be honest - I am so bl00dy tired with my workload that I barely have the energy to shave until late evening.
I DO like Alison but I don't FANCY her - Although she HAS made comments in all our company along the lines of "We Should Swap".
I don't really fancy Alison either.
I think I'm at the MIDDLE AGED CRISIS
There are plenty of lovely, intelligent and sexy women at work that throw themselves at me - it's a mystery to me why, but they do.
I don't want to throw my marriage away but I'm only mid 40's and I'm bored out of my mind.
Any ideas out there?
Lets take a look at this thread.
You post a not unreasonable question looking for ideas having found yourself in an all too common suituation.
Then you post up a picture with no narrative/explanation of who is actually in it. Which is somewhat random and totally unhelpful.
But irrespective of who's who in the picture, what you have here is complacency. Your wife has become complacent and I suspect you have become complacent too.
If she's not prepared to address that, and/or you're not prepared to address that then your marriage is over so don't waste time looking for tips to improve your sex life, because the only tip I can give you is to get divorced and find someone else.
If your wife has "let herself go" and has no desire to remedy that, then she's lost all respect for you, your marriage and probably herself. Or she's increadibly selfish. Or even both.
Works both ways of course. She might have thought **** it, I'm married to a lazy, fat, useless middle aged tightwad who hates my kids so why should I bother.
01 September 2014, 06:01 PM
#68
02 September 2014, 06:49 PM
#69
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03 September 2014, 06:25 PM
#74
Jods...Youre a mancunian,buck your bloody idea's up.
Just tongue punch your missus in the fart box,if that doesnt get her going then help her pack her bags and kick the miserable ungrateful bag to the next unlucky soul..
Just tongue punch your missus in the fart box,if that doesnt get her going then help her pack her bags and kick the miserable ungrateful bag to the next unlucky soul..
03 September 2014, 08:32 PM
#82
http://g35driver.com/forums/lounge-o...hilarious.html
I had genuine tears when first clapped eyes on that, a few years back.
Pure genius contributions.
03 September 2014, 08:45 PM
#83
Said threads always pan out something along the lines of this classic:
http://g35driver.com/forums/lounge-o...hilarious.html
I had genuine tears when first clapped eyes on that, a few years back.
Pure genius contributions.
http://g35driver.com/forums/lounge-o...hilarious.html
I had genuine tears when first clapped eyes on that, a few years back.
Pure genius contributions.
03 September 2014, 09:00 PM
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I may be shallow but I've lost all lust/drive to make love to my wife.
She's piled the pounds on and her belly sticks out further than her breasts.
She farts, burps and also gets lairy after a few wines.
I just do not find her sexually attractive anymore.
To be honest - I am so bl00dy tired with my workload that I barely have the energy to shave until late evening.
I DO like Alison but I don't FANCY her -
I don't really fancy Alison either.
I think I'm at the MIDDLE AGED CRISIS
There are plenty of lovely, intelligent and sexy women at work that throw themselves at me - it's a mystery to me why, but they do.
I don't want to throw my marriage away but I'm only mid 40's and I'm bored out of my mind.
Any ideas out there?
She's piled the pounds on and her belly sticks out further than her breasts.
She farts, burps and also gets lairy after a few wines.
I just do not find her sexually attractive anymore.
To be honest - I am so bl00dy tired with my workload that I barely have the energy to shave until late evening.
I DO like Alison but I don't FANCY her -
I don't really fancy Alison either.
I think I'm at the MIDDLE AGED CRISIS
There are plenty of lovely, intelligent and sexy women at work that throw themselves at me - it's a mystery to me why, but they do.
I don't want to throw my marriage away but I'm only mid 40's and I'm bored out of my mind.
Any ideas out there?
Assuming you're not on the wind up
Here's the simple and nicer possibility:
You don't fancy your other half, you don't fancy the potential bit on the side that has an expressed an interest in you, nor the eligible women you say tend to look keen. You've also said you're knackered because of work. Is that the obvious possible culprit to your general disaffection or lack of libido?
I'd rule that out as a possibility before addressing the other possibility ....... being knackered is not a good foundation for addressing martial difficulties!
03 September 2014, 09:01 PM
#86
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3159/....jpg?t=1053139
It IS old. You may well have already seen it. :/
It IS old. You may well have already seen it. :/
Last edited by joz8968; 03 September 2014 at 09:03 PM.
03 September 2014, 09:04 PM
#87
Ffs jods......we need a update .
I think you need to go and shave your head out of protest that she's turned into a fat fvcker
That'll teach her a lesson , then take the kids out for a meal and stick it on her credit card
I think you need to go and shave your head out of protest that she's turned into a fat fvcker
That'll teach her a lesson , then take the kids out for a meal and stick it on her credit card
03 September 2014, 09:06 PM
#88
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3159/....jpg?t=1053139
It IS old. You may well have already seen it. :/
It IS old. You may well have already seen it. :/
