joz8968

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Obviously it's 'old hat' now.

But at the time, me and my work colleagues were completely slain by it. I've never laughed so hard in my life.

bioforger

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Easily pleased jk it is funny.

Fabioso

If she has a fit younger sister then give her a go

That should spice things up quite nicely................

The Rig

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If your labido has gone then you need to address that firstly, if kelly brook(or woman of your choice) came into your room, could you slep with her if she woke you up at 3am and wanted an hour session, or would you rather go back to sleep ?

secondly, communication is key, if you havent told your wife you think she has put a little weigh on, she has become a bit of a ladette and resembles waynetta slob she might not know, exhaust all avenues before giving up, talking is key and you need to communicate with her, not think things in your head and pretend to her face all is well.

Does she want sex with you or are yo both happy to snooze the night away ?

fat-thomas

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yeh tell your Mrs she is fat,good luck with that .

smiffywhu

Subtle approach would be to suggest joining the gym together and cook a nice salad for her now and again

Dust anyone??

mamoon2

You thought about having you're testosterone levels tested?

A lot of people have low testosterone and probably don't even realise it. When treated, it can change peoples lives.

The Rig

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If somebody cant handle the truth thats their lookout, honesty is best and with your approach, yeah, you`d fail, with my subtle approach "my fat" missus would be informed and measures taken to reduce said fatness, if she wanted, if she was happy being fat, id inform her my ******* doesnt approve and what does she suggest

fat-thomas

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all i can say is if i told my mrs she was fat (shes not) or suggested she do some excercise i would fully expect a kick in the ***** within ten seconds.

i cant imagine telling her she is fat is going to help him get his wily wet.

The Rig

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Its all about how you inform them, but they thing here is, at the moment, he doesnt want his ***** wet as she repulses him, so, its win win really, at least if he tells her and she goes nuts, he can say later in life, well, i tried to tell her but she wouldnt listen etc, even if he does get a slap in the face, when she calms down, she will take his words onboard

fat-thomas

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surely the question is does he want rid or does he want to stay with her and sort it out?

if he wants rid just man up and get the **** out. telling her she is fat is only going to help him in first scenario.

tbh if you are at the point in the relationship where you dont have sex and the sight of your partner repulses you and her habits annoy you its too late anyway.

so in summary tell she is fat and the thought of sleeping with her makes you sick and report back

An0n0m0us

I think he may already have done that hence no update

bioforger

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lol tubbytommy the agony aunt of scoobynet wtf next?

fat-thomas

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fat-thomas.

pslewis

Get yourself a Ting-Tong like I did, she love me long time ........ I realised it was the end of the line with my fat lass when having sex my 4rse got burnt on the lightbulb!

bioforger

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that was quite a good one for you.

pslewis

My ex-wife decided to try her hand at cooking and handed me one of her freshly baked cookies, "Now be brutally honest." She smiled, "I'm open to criticism."

I said, "They're quite nice, you fat ****."

New_scooby_04

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Well this thread is testament to one thing!

ditchmyster

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Lewis is back.