fat-thomas

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Nope

ZANY

Morning all hope you all have a nice jolly day

WAKE UP FATTY TIME TO GET OFF THE THRONE

RS_Matt

PEOPLE MOAN WHEN I POST AND MOAN WHEN I DON'T!

Say's WRX owners can't afford 6 speed, buys TDI to save money in case 6 speed breaks.

fat-thomas

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Hi zany I take it benefit office is closed weekends?
I see **** matts back on his obvious trolling....lol

ZANY

Aaaai but I'm in a habit of waking up early to avoid queuing up there so always up early I see you've woke up your on your 3rd strike when we went together to the dole office to sign on
so start looking for a job bro!! I'm giving another sick note in fukkem I'm not looking for a job when you got all the numptys working there ***** off for us to play on our Xbox,hey you could always go to your doctors and throw the depression card so they won't stop your dole then

ZANY

Hi dickkkless fairy wat apnin
You couldn't afford a chopper (pushbike) and that only has 3gears God knows what benefits you on but I bet mentally incompetent is defo there somewhere init dude

ZANY

I bet you really have a soft spot somewhere for your girlfriend RS Matilda

RS_Matt

I don't know what's worse, the fact my banter gets under the skin in this of all threads or how bad Zealous Zany wants the win.

fat-thomas

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I do love his made up poop it amuses me greatly if a little tiresome nowadays

He seem to have a new tale he has a grasp on about a TDI or some such thing

JGlanzaV

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I heard he fitted a d front AND rear arb and is now getting 1680mpg.

ZANY

That's SIR ZEALOUS ZANY 2 U INNIT DIKKWAAD
Thinking your going to win this thread is like you insinuating your Impreza is turbo charged

ZANY

Question is bro have you shafted him properly yet? And did you use lube he's a hard catch

ZANY

Nap / work time see you all after

RS_Matt

Just the rear. The front would have fought turn-in thus using energy.

The rear though stopped body roll and oversteer which meant the car could carry more speed through corners off-Boost and negated the need for throttle coming out of sweeping bends. The key to good economy is to avoid breaking and lift off throttle well before a junction. Which can be trying for cars behind you.

fat-thomas

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Nap...have you been up all night pimping out your mum

ZANY

Naaah she's long dead and buried your sister took over since I sacked your mum too dam ugly and my wife is way too fat and ugly so your sister it was as your too fat and ugly and smell of cat ****
so didn't you know bro she was busy last night after you dropped her off at mine before you made your last post @ 12:01 bitch been telling you fibs well I guess you gna have to go for a lie detector @ the JEZZA show
HAS ZANY BEEN PIMPING MY SISTER??

fat-thomas

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Are you a regular on jezza??? I thought I knew you x
Say hi to yah mum

RS_Matt

Says his 307lbft WRX Newage can run 12's then proves it...

Says a 2001> WRX can average 32-36mpg extra urban, turned out Subaru advertise 40mpg and make his claims look modest!!!

Says an ARB can improve fuel economy by 1-2mpg, gets shouts of "can it f**K" "where's ya proof it improves economy"



Says fat-thomas ran 12.8 with a 400+ STI, Tom shouts "where's ya proof?" "My STI with passenger was stock when I ran the strip"

Says his kitten is going to be the World's biggest cat, gets shouts of "exaggerating" "tall story"

Says his cat has been measured by the Guinness World records and is now the Longest Living cat on the planet, gets shouts of "proof"

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/...-cat-(domestic)

Claims his 307lbft WRX can run 11's....

THE PLOT THICKENS

fat-thomas

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Oh zany......I'm winning

ZANY

Oh dear Thomas you wish........ BIAAAATCH

RS_Matt

You don't buy a Subaru Impreza WRX over other 4x4 sports cars for economy they say, a Subaru isn't ever good on fuel they say, my WRX only manages a poultry 24mpg when I'm thrashing it to one inch of its life they say, when do you ever get to cruise at a set speed over a long level distance (Like Leeds to Hull on the M62) to get over 30mpg they say...

fat-thomas

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Just checked zany....still winning

ZANY

You go say it yourself Thomas I have a few more years left on this thread yet with or without you darling

fat-thomas

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You have the advantage of being a bum,i work weekdays and can't post

ZANY

Wtf!!!! Do you have any other topic on mind you you silly boy

ZANY

Working on the sly and on the dole?? You naughty boy and you still can't afford a smartphone or is u too fik to use 1 init Bruv

RS_Matt

Shmee is Gumball 3000.

fat-thomas

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I can't use my phone because your Mrs keeps sending me pictures....
It's like a bloody road accident

ossett2k2

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Calm down and have a twerk

ZANY

You poor soul I feel for you: surprised your screen is still intact she's that ugly but hey your sister ain't no mantlepiece and I have to give her a good seeing to aswell