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30 September 2002, 12:51 PM
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Best traffic light GPs are when you are in the left lane and something rolls up on the right reving its engine/blipping throttle. You look accross, blip your throttle, he/she blips his/hers the lights go green and ................
you turn left
[Edited by chrisp - 9/30/2002 12:52:25 PM]
you turn left
[Edited by chrisp - 9/30/2002 12:52:25 PM]
30 September 2002, 01:58 PM
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Jason, i think you've missed the point.
You're pretty hypocritical there. You infer that cos he drives an MR2 & thinks it quick, that he's a tw@t. You drive an impreza and think it's quick.
Just pointing out that some tw@ts watch a film and then think that they are the fastest thing on the road
30 September 2002, 02:06 PM
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Incorrect.........again.
I was pointing out that he was reving the sh1te out of his car and was blatently wanting a race.
Now, if I had a MR2 I would not want to take on ANY scooby unless I had done some serious modding. This makes him a tw@t by definition. He thought (Foolishly) that his car could beat a scooby.
I have actually performed a public service by showing him the error of his ways. He will no longer bother scooby drivers.
I know it's not big or clever and I also am aware that there are plenty of other cars that would make me look silly. I just don't go looking for them.
Let's not make a mountain out of a mole hill. It was just a casual posting regarding an incident that happened to me this weekend. Just look at it as that and not a major debate. As mentioned in an earlier reply...there are better issues to discuss.
I was pointing out that he was reving the sh1te out of his car and was blatently wanting a race.
Now, if I had a MR2 I would not want to take on ANY scooby unless I had done some serious modding. This makes him a tw@t by definition. He thought (Foolishly) that his car could beat a scooby.
I have actually performed a public service by showing him the error of his ways. He will no longer bother scooby drivers.
I know it's not big or clever and I also am aware that there are plenty of other cars that would make me look silly. I just don't go looking for them.
Let's not make a mountain out of a mole hill. It was just a casual posting regarding an incident that happened to me this weekend. Just look at it as that and not a major debate. As mentioned in an earlier reply...there are better issues to discuss.
30 September 2002, 02:11 PM
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well i've got a bog standard mr2 & my mates driving a year old wrx - we regularily have 'a little fun' on the country roads around epping way & there's never anything in it - he always pulls away on the long straights & I catch him up & give him grief on the twisties. - & i've caught him napping on the lights a few times too - in ****e conditions though its his game - but hey I can take the roof off in the summer
30 September 2002, 02:14 PM
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LOL @ jasey........quality.
Graham......no offence, but 2 wheel drive v 4 wheel drive!
Is it a UK wrx? If so there is quite a bit of difference between it and an imported on.
<Gets ready for a kicking>
[Edited by jasonwrxowner - 9/30/2002 2:15:42 PM]
Graham......no offence, but 2 wheel drive v 4 wheel drive!
Is it a UK wrx? If so there is quite a bit of difference between it and an imported on.<Gets ready for a kicking>
[Edited by jasonwrxowner - 9/30/2002 2:15:42 PM]
30 September 2002, 02:29 PM
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He said year old and the fact he's there or there abouts suggests its a bugeye. If it was an imported wrx V a standard (non-turbo) mr2 then my gran could lose it in the bends
30 September 2002, 02:36 PM
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And I quota [He thought (Foolishly) that his car could beat a scooby]
And why would this be soooo difficult to achieve??? perhaps he's scalped a few Scoobs in his time and thought yours would be next? Who knows??? Who cares???? Why am I posting???????
Taxi!!!!!!!!
And why would this be soooo difficult to achieve??? perhaps he's scalped a few Scoobs in his time and thought yours would be next? Who knows??? Who cares???? Why am I posting???????
Taxi!!!!!!!!
30 September 2002, 03:13 PM
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Whats wrong with having a little brag if you beat someone who thought they could beat you, and wanted to race?
Its not like he came on here and said he can beat every MR2, or that he could beat a heavily modified MR2, or even that all MR2's are cr*p, so why are these MR2 drivers popping up and going "boo hoo, Ive stayed with my mates Scooby", bully for you, and that one about "if it had been a turbo blah blah blah", it wasnt, see, he never said he beat that MR2, so therefore he can beat a turbo, did he? no, so maybe give some kudo's and take the post in the way its meant to be taken.
Its not like he came on here and said he can beat every MR2, or that he could beat a heavily modified MR2, or even that all MR2's are cr*p, so why are these MR2 drivers popping up and going "boo hoo, Ive stayed with my mates Scooby", bully for you, and that one about "if it had been a turbo blah blah blah", it wasnt, see, he never said he beat that MR2, so therefore he can beat a turbo, did he? no, so maybe give some kudo's and take the post in the way its meant to be taken.
30 September 2002, 03:39 PM
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I've said enough re this thread and echo mostly all of the opinions made on it in one way or another but the main point is that these threads are turning scoobynet into a bit of a joke and owners of other marques are undoubdetly looking at these and saying "what a sad bunch of to55ers" subaru owners are
Can we really blame them when....
The usual thread goes a bit like this....
1)I whipped a space shuttle from 0-60mph, away from the lights outside the local primary school when the kids were crossing the road.
then the reply of
2) That's bad, you should be hung, drawn and quartered (normally from Mr Righteous)
or
3) That's great, you showed em, that's what makes scoobs so cool (normally from pre-pubescent school kids on their holidays)
4) The poster realises he's been an a55hole and defends along the lines of <but I don't normally drive like that>
and on and on and on and on and on and on
No offence to JasonWRXowner, just a more general comment re these types of threads.
And let me anticipate the next reply...
But it's a free site, if you don't like it you don't need to read or reply to it....
I know, but it's a free site and I'm just making a point cos I'm righteous and still on my school holidays.
Now when's this voice of mine going to break?
Can we really blame them when....
The usual thread goes a bit like this....
1)I whipped a space shuttle from 0-60mph, away from the lights outside the local primary school when the kids were crossing the road.
then the reply of
2) That's bad, you should be hung, drawn and quartered (normally from Mr Righteous)
or
3) That's great, you showed em, that's what makes scoobs so cool (normally from pre-pubescent school kids on their holidays)
4) The poster realises he's been an a55hole and defends along the lines of <but I don't normally drive like that>
and on and on and on and on and on and on
No offence to JasonWRXowner, just a more general comment re these types of threads.
And let me anticipate the next reply...
But it's a free site, if you don't like it you don't need to read or reply to it....
I know, but it's a free site and I'm just making a point cos I'm righteous and still on my school holidays.
Now when's this voice of mine going to break?
30 September 2002, 04:10 PM
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jasonwrxowner,
Is that right, he turned left at the lights, as you burned another gallon of optimax trying to impress his bird.
Who, by the way is probably with him because he has a big dick and not some 4wd **** substitute.
hahah thats what i heard anyway.
BB
Is that right, he turned left at the lights, as you burned another gallon of optimax trying to impress his bird.
Who, by the way is probably with him because he has a big dick and not some 4wd **** substitute.
hahah thats what i heard anyway.
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30 September 2002, 04:14 PM
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The BMW mob come out to play.
Horse & Chicken
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly, the Horse falls into a mud hole and starts to sink.
The horse yells at the Chicken to go and get the farmer to help
pull him out to safety.
The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So, the chicken gets into the farmer's BMW and drives it as fast as possible back to the mud hole.
Wasting no time, the chicken ties a rope around the bumper, and
then tosses the other end of the rope to the horse.
As the horse hangs on for dear life, the chicken drives the car
forward, and saves the horse from sinking.
A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the
meadow again. This time, the chicken falls into the mud hole. The chicken yells to the horse to hurry and get the farmer, or the farmer's BMW
So, he stretches over the width of the hole and says to the chicken,
"Reach up and grab my dick and pull yourself up!"
The chicken did so, and pulled herself up to safety.
The Moral of the Story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
Horse & Chicken
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly, the Horse falls into a mud hole and starts to sink.
The horse yells at the Chicken to go and get the farmer to help
pull him out to safety.
The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So, the chicken gets into the farmer's BMW and drives it as fast as possible back to the mud hole.
Wasting no time, the chicken ties a rope around the bumper, and
then tosses the other end of the rope to the horse.
As the horse hangs on for dear life, the chicken drives the car
forward, and saves the horse from sinking.
A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the
meadow again. This time, the chicken falls into the mud hole. The chicken yells to the horse to hurry and get the farmer, or the farmer's BMW
So, he stretches over the width of the hole and says to the chicken,
"Reach up and grab my dick and pull yourself up!"
The chicken did so, and pulled herself up to safety.
The Moral of the Story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
30 September 2002, 04:17 PM
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Hey sipie, you responded way to quick there. I think you've got email notification on.....hmmmmmm.....revenge idea:
HEAR THIS HEAR THIS, I declare this thread a free for all, discuss what you wish, muppetise at will
HEAR THIS HEAR THIS, I declare this thread a free for all, discuss what you wish, muppetise at will
30 September 2002, 04:23 PM
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whos this....
oohh guess what guys.....i burnt off a guy in an MR2.....
....exciting stuff indeed.
the internet is a positive blaze with that kind of information trasmitting across cat5.
get a life you saddo and rise above this temptation.
you car is not a substitute for your own inept persona, so why try.
PEACE!!!
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oohh guess what guys.....i burnt off a guy in an MR2.....
....exciting stuff indeed.
the internet is a positive blaze with that kind of information trasmitting across cat5.
get a life you saddo and rise above this temptation.
you car is not a substitute for your own inept persona, so why try.
PEACE!!!
BB
30 September 2002, 04:23 PM
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e-mail notification......Don't be so silly saxo, caught like that before with a bike v car thread and nearly crashed my pc till the thread died.
just having a lazy Monday at work and thought I'd do a PSLewis impersonation and try to stir a little healthy debate.....
What's the news on the screen/paintwork etc
PS Mods, get this muppetised QUICK
just having a lazy Monday at work and thought I'd do a PSLewis impersonation and try to stir a little healthy debate.....
What's the news on the screen/paintwork etc
PS Mods, get this muppetised QUICK
30 September 2002, 04:26 PM
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Quote from site listed above:
We all know that there certain 'truisms' in life, and one of them is that all BMW drivers are:
Stupid and ignorant.
Devoid of any form of motoring manners.
Crap drivers.
Full of ****.
Living in a dream world / cloud NEIN.
SAD *******S
They must have studied you bemmerkid
We all know that there certain 'truisms' in life, and one of them is that all BMW drivers are:
Stupid and ignorant.
Devoid of any form of motoring manners.
Crap drivers.
Full of ****.
Living in a dream world / cloud NEIN.
SAD *******S
They must have studied you bemmerkid
30 September 2002, 04:31 PM
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There was a young guy called Jason
Who thought he had a bit of a race on.
the lights turned green
he revved his machine
but the guy turned left with a smiley face on.
hahahahah
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Who thought he had a bit of a race on.
the lights turned green
he revved his machine
but the guy turned left with a smiley face on.
hahahahah
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30 September 2002, 04:33 PM
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i have a black mr2 and stopped next to a scoob at some lights yesterday!
i had the windows down and was revving the engine. i think the exhaust is blowing so was revving the engine to see if it was.
anyhow this *** in a scoob blats off the lights as soon as they changed amber and disappeared in a puff of black smoke.
don't think he saw the 2 coppers making notes on the other side of the road opposite the lights tho.
i had the windows down and was revving the engine. i think the exhaust is blowing so was revving the engine to see if it was.
anyhow this *** in a scoob blats off the lights as soon as they changed amber and disappeared in a puff of black smoke.
don't think he saw the 2 coppers making notes on the other side of the road opposite the lights tho.
30 September 2002, 04:35 PM
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Car is booked in to get some paint work done but the screen needs to come out for that. Will be driving on broken roads behind lorries in hope of an accident for the next few weeks. Booked into AWD for Friday, eat decat this weekend my friend