super_si

Ive got a sizeable amount of water ready to drop out the window

Nevetas

Turn all the lights off, car is the garage, and pray.

super_si

roll on Miggy night

jonny32

Go around a family members house and let them deal with it,remove your door bell covers!(i once stole a load from people who didnt answer )i was 10 though..sorry god.

Sith

I hate the damn Idea. It can p!ss of back to USA.

I offered to buy a mask, get a cloak and put some jam on the carving knife and hide behind the door, so when the little b@stards came T@T they got the shock of their lives as I spang out brandashing a carving knife. I was vetoed tho...

Shame, I would have pissed myself laughing.

Probably stay late at work then go down the Pub.

STi-Frenchie

A shotgun should work just fine...

No shotgun? Wear a Jeffrey Archer mask.

Both are equally effective.

scrappydoo

Poor boiling hot chip-pan oil out the window above just like people did in the castles ages ago.haha!!! that should clear them off to A&E.

Mice_Elf

We may be a bunch of miserable whotsits (the pickled onion flavour), but to be honest - would you accept sproggies from your neighbourhood ringing your doorbell and saying "give us stuff" at any other time of year? Nooooo, of course you wouldn't.

Fappin' pointless fappin' US tradition which can go away again...


IMHO

beemerboy

Tiggs!! where r u when needed!!!!

BB

beemerboy

what about some old clothes!!!!

chiark

I'm sure Astraboy has a Cunning Plan...

Scooby Snacks

Management and myself have just moved in to a new house on lovely little close and it's so organised, a note came through the door with a pumpkin sticker and a little message saying that the kids in the close will be trick or treating in costumes between 6pm and 8pm and that they will be with an adult. If we want them to call, to stick the pumpkin sticker on the front and they won't call if you don't!

How organised is that!!! Anyway, couple of bags of those fun size mars bar or snickers should do the trick. I'll be leaving the WRX at work that night, just in case though!!!

SJ_Skyline

Wire up the door knocker to the mains.....