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15 November 2002, 09:25 AM
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Getting into a girl's pants is a game.
If conkers deep hasn't happended after 2 or 3 goes then she must be a tuppence licker, frigid, or both. Unless she has massive **** the bloke must then move on to save face. Don't play the massive **** card for too long, however, this joker only works for another 1 or 2 goes and will only really count if a full drunken fumble is allowed as a holding tactic.
The best solution for this is for a girl to give out on the first date. Preferably before the first date, to get it out of the way and for the couple to then focus on which curry house they're going to visit etc
G
If conkers deep hasn't happended after 2 or 3 goes then she must be a tuppence licker, frigid, or both. Unless she has massive **** the bloke must then move on to save face. Don't play the massive **** card for too long, however, this joker only works for another 1 or 2 goes and will only really count if a full drunken fumble is allowed as a holding tactic.
The best solution for this is for a girl to give out on the first date. Preferably before the first date, to get it out of the way and for the couple to then focus on which curry house they're going to visit etc
G
15 November 2002, 09:30 AM
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Thats cheap.... treating women like that. At least spend some money on them . Also you can use it to bargain with..
" O'come on ,do it ...I did buy you a large popcorn"... see , she will then feel obliged to carry out you wish.
Thats cheap.... treating women like that. At least spend some money on them . Also you can use it to bargain with..
" O'come on ,do it ...I did buy you a large popcorn"... see , she will then feel obliged to carry out you wish.
15 November 2002, 10:10 AM
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I really can't see the problem with this!! 3 dates? It don't matter how many dates, it's up to the two people involved. In my opinion, the only time a woman should wait is if she's not sure about the guy and the situation. I have made guys wait in the past and missed out!! Really, it makes no difference. If the realtionship is going to last it will no matter haw many times you have been out together before you do it!
15 November 2002, 10:14 AM
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agree with red dog.
plus what if you wait around to sleep with someone purely because you dont want to seem like a slag...and then they turn out to be crap in bed?? all that wasted time when you could have found out in the start
tell you mate that time doesnt matter. its when it feels right for both of you.
plus what if you wait around to sleep with someone purely because you dont want to seem like a slag...and then they turn out to be crap in bed?? all that wasted time when you could have found out in the start
tell you mate that time doesnt matter. its when it feels right for both of you.
(never written that before and hope i spelt it right!)
15 November 2002, 11:27 AM
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As Philip Larkin once said (I tried searching for the exact quote, but couldn't find it):
"Why should I take a woman out for an evening and spend circa five pounds on egg and chips, when I can jerk off in five minutes and have the rest of the evening to myself?"
"Why should I take a woman out for an evening and spend circa five pounds on egg and chips, when I can jerk off in five minutes and have the rest of the evening to myself?"
15 November 2002, 11:53 AM
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I despise dirty girls all the loose ***** make me feel sick. Stick to disease free virgins boys its more fun and you get a real sense of conquest and power when you pop the cherry of a 17 year old virgin.
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15 November 2002, 01:15 PM
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Speaking of "hand shandies".
If [for arguments sake] a bloke can knock off a quick one in a couple of minutes [or 3.7secs if your bird knows how to use a stopwatch] why do we have to wait so long for the girl to get ready to go out ...
If [for arguments sake] a bloke can knock off a quick one in a couple of minutes [or 3.7secs if your bird knows how to use a stopwatch] why do we have to wait so long for the girl to get ready to go out ...
15 November 2002, 01:52 PM
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Doh! of course H E Bates wrote Darling Buds of May....
Philip Larkin - bald guy, glasses, depressive poetry, died in 80s, jerked off frequently
Pop Larkin - David jason in a hat, false sideburns, 'Rodney you plonker'
Now I see the difference...
Philip Larkin - bald guy, glasses, depressive poetry, died in 80s, jerked off frequently
Pop Larkin - David jason in a hat, false sideburns, 'Rodney you plonker'
Now I see the difference...
15 November 2002, 02:33 PM
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Well Im taking this bird out tonight... so whats the consensus... do I get her pissed and show her the one eyed trouser snake? 
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15 November 2002, 07:54 PM
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My bird put out on the 2nd date - that was 8 l-o-n-g year ago (haha!).
Previous bird it took 3 weeks of intense negotiation (first timer), after some pillock had been trying like a bear for over 4 months.
I say 'when the time is right, it'll happen'. Theres no set time for the ladies, but for men its as soon as possible please!! And thats a fact.
Previous bird it took 3 weeks of intense negotiation (first timer), after some pillock had been trying like a bear for over 4 months.
I say 'when the time is right, it'll happen'. Theres no set time for the ladies, but for men its as soon as possible please!! And thats a fact.