jonny32

Blitz exhaust at 3am !!

Jye_0

know yer enemy, spend every effort to befriend her, lavish her with gifts and praise, take out her bin, mow her lawn, then once you have the required information, such as the cannabis plants which have suddenly sprouted in her greenhouse, be without mercy

edited so not to give away too much info

pssst, wanna buy some seedlings



[Edited by Jye_0 - 1/23/2003 8:06:52 PM]

TAZMAN

or..pop round and say how you would like to start over again....becuase this is the 5th place you have had to move to and you really don't want to go through the whole mistrial thing for attempted murder of a neighbour.

Huxley

[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] Don't get me on the subject of fooking neighbours, we put in for planning permission for an extension to our house nothing too big "Only a oversized double garage study and bog and bigger porch" not that big honest.

We showed them from the off set what we were doing, that seemed fine, Until the planning permission sign went up we had a letter of objection to the council saying that access was going to be all fecked up and it would make the access for the people that live down the end of the road difficult to get to there houses it would be better if it had been built the other way round etc etc then the planning was refused. It then went to a committee meeting and that was almost war but we won our case as the councillors said it made a change to see someone that wants a garage to put cars in, and not to turn a garage into a room and leave the cars on the road, and they hate it because we won

Anyway back to the your hassle, If it was me I would sign them up for every bit of crap that in the back of the Sunday times mag and a few ann summers type catalogues "not that I know what they are all about then go round the house and find all the guarantee cards that you can, fill them out with their address, then start on the likes of Gratan, Marshal ward catalogues etc then make up some cards for the phone boxes Ill let your mind work on that one , then wait a few months and say to them "cor the postman looks pished every time he delivers to you .

All else fails put some pigs at the end of the garden for a while Ahh the aroma they might enjoy that.


Huxley

Not vindictive realy

Huxley

ROTFLMFHO at Tazman

Huxley

Many Humbug Returns

Sounds like the menopausal bitch is desperate for some ****, her hubby is obviously impotent - buy her a vibrator for her birthday, that'll shut her up.

Group Captain Smudger

Cheers lads (and any lasses who may be hiding behind weird monikers) at least your suggestions gave me a laugh ot two. The cuttings issue was done and dusted long ago - at my expense of course. The old sow is an ex-headteacher - you know the type regards everyone else as of inferior intellect. Because of this I've found out that it's a waste of effort trying to reason with her.