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#62
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Don't forget :-
1. "Do I need to use Octane Booster, and which one is the best ?" (shortly followed by a cyber-fist fight between SDB and dingy)
and one of those questions that should NEVER be asked :-
"Is this fuel surge ?"
1. "Do I need to use Octane Booster, and which one is the best ?" (shortly followed by a cyber-fist fight between SDB and dingy)
and one of those questions that should NEVER be asked :-
"Is this fuel surge ?"
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Any security guards should portray themselves as police firearms officers and everyone should believe them for at least 12 months.
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Another for you:
- Neither the owner nor the moderators of this board take any responsibility for the mental health of anyone who gets into an argument with co55ie.
And
- Whoever has a thread moved or deleted is entitled to rant and rave about freedom of speech, human rights, ***** and Stalinist dictatorships, the US Constitution, control freakism etc etc until the other members get sick of him, tell him he's a prat and then (worst of all) finally ignore him.
[Edited by Brendan Hughes - 3/26/2003 2:14:15 PM]
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LOL!
Why do I love this so much?
All that pent up frustration.. this is better than councelling!
- Whenever magazines say the Impreza is the best car in the world, they have finally seen the light.
- Whenever magazines say as much as "Car X might possibly, maybe be a tiny bit better at Y than the Impreza" they have clearly lost the plot and must be flamed
Why do I love this so much?
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- Whenever magazines say the Impreza is the best car in the world, they have finally seen the light.
- Whenever magazines say as much as "Car X might possibly, maybe be a tiny bit better at Y than the Impreza" they have clearly lost the plot and must be flamed
#65
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POC must change his car every 4 minutes
Extra gauges or other engine monitoring devices are either mandatory or completely useless
Technical threads involving obscure symtoms on a lightly modded engine will be ignored, whereas a thread discussing the boost profile of a home-made TD05/Rolls-Royce/Pratt and Whitney under-leg entry hybrid turbo will last for 19 pages and include detailed graphs and diagrams.
Extra gauges or other engine monitoring devices are either mandatory or completely useless
Technical threads involving obscure symtoms on a lightly modded engine will be ignored, whereas a thread discussing the boost profile of a home-made TD05/Rolls-Royce/Pratt and Whitney under-leg entry hybrid turbo will last for 19 pages and include detailed graphs and diagrams.
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* Hurl abuse at all the members and once everyone realises what a complete prat you are change your user name as noone will ever guess.
* Claim that the police have nothing better to do than stop law abiding speeders and people with 5mm high number plates
* Claim everyone here are Tree huggin hippies or ****'s there is NO middle ground
* Never spend 5 seconds checking whether there is already a thread about a specific topic just post another! You can never get enough!
* Post everything in general, Mods have nothing better to do than move your threads to the correct place.
PMSL @ this thread![Smile](images/smilies/smile.gif)
[Edited by Dizzy - 3/26/2003 3:08:12 PM]
* Claim that the police have nothing better to do than stop law abiding speeders and people with 5mm high number plates
* Claim everyone here are Tree huggin hippies or ****'s there is NO middle ground
* Never spend 5 seconds checking whether there is already a thread about a specific topic just post another! You can never get enough!
* Post everything in general, Mods have nothing better to do than move your threads to the correct place.
PMSL @ this thread
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[Edited by Dizzy - 3/26/2003 3:08:12 PM]
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- Someone will innocently ask about turning off e-mail notification and then suddenly find people they have never heard of posting massive amounts of junk on the thread while the e-mail inbox starts bursting at the seams (especially funny if you are organising a big meet in Nottingham).
- If you have a new shape (01/02) it is fugly, no question.
- If you have a pre-01 shape it is old and dated, no question.
- If you have a green 01 then expect to see lots of pictures of the car with guns mounted on it and have it referred to as the "tank" all the time.
- If your car gets referred to as the "tank" expect people to assume you have a military fixation.![Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)](images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
- After making a silly/ill-advised comment expect every thread you contribute on to have an immediate reminder posted. *cough* fuel surge *cough*
[Edited by MATTeL - 3/26/2003 3:41:16 PM]
- If you have a new shape (01/02) it is fugly, no question.
- If you have a pre-01 shape it is old and dated, no question.
- If you have a green 01 then expect to see lots of pictures of the car with guns mounted on it and have it referred to as the "tank" all the time.
- If your car gets referred to as the "tank" expect people to assume you have a military fixation.
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- After making a silly/ill-advised comment expect every thread you contribute on to have an immediate reminder posted. *cough* fuel surge *cough*
[Edited by MATTeL - 3/26/2003 3:41:16 PM]
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Oi Bros2....
"Do P1’s have those ball-bearing Broquet thingies in the fuel tank?
*If I have a Broquet fitted, can I run the car on ear wax and still not get knock."
New rules say be nice to David Lock for a change![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Answer Yes
Answer Probably not but I will check it out.
IIRC they used mothballs in the war as an octane booster so you may be closer than you think
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Sorry webbie - is this advertising
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"Do P1’s have those ball-bearing Broquet thingies in the fuel tank?
*If I have a Broquet fitted, can I run the car on ear wax and still not get knock."
New rules say be nice to David Lock for a change
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Answer Yes
Answer Probably not but I will check it out.
IIRC they used mothballs in the war as an octane booster so you may be closer than you think
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Sorry webbie - is this advertising
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#71
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Must post in the Was It You section a flaming of a non scooby driver telling him/her what a tit they were for trying to race or race you. Cos you know that all non scooby drivers check scoobynet to see if they have been spotted for doing something daft
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LOL at this thread ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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If we filled in the answers to all of these questions (which I could do most of myself
) then it would indeed become the Scoobynet FAQ!!
A few more:
* All threads that start as sensible, and have one reply from a muppet, will be immediately moved to the Muppet Forum on principle (MATTeL
)
* Any comparison between cars will always end up with "At the end of the day, it comes down to the driver. A well-driven *(fill in as appropriate) will beat an averagely-driven Scoob, particularly if the driver is willing to take risks" upon which point everyone will get bored of replying![Smile](images/smilies/smile.gif)
* Anyone with "375" or "beast" in their name shall be flamed on sight, for ever![Smile](images/smilies/smile.gif)
* Anyone who dishes it out, must expect to get it back... (mentioning no names
)
* Anyone who disses on Scoobynet as not being technical enough shall be directed to www.22b.com as being the "purist's" modding site![Smile](images/smilies/smile.gif)
* At least once per week, there shall be a post containing "Is there a *net" where *=(BMW, MX-5, Evo, etc)
* Nobody shall be allowed to reply in Technical forums unless they have at least one mod that they designed
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Just keepin' it goin'![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Richard
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If we filled in the answers to all of these questions (which I could do most of myself
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A few more:
* All threads that start as sensible, and have one reply from a muppet, will be immediately moved to the Muppet Forum on principle (MATTeL
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* Any comparison between cars will always end up with "At the end of the day, it comes down to the driver. A well-driven *(fill in as appropriate) will beat an averagely-driven Scoob, particularly if the driver is willing to take risks" upon which point everyone will get bored of replying
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* Anyone with "375" or "beast" in their name shall be flamed on sight, for ever
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* Anyone who dishes it out, must expect to get it back... (mentioning no names
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* Anyone who disses on Scoobynet as not being technical enough shall be directed to www.22b.com as being the "purist's" modding site
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* At least once per week, there shall be a post containing "Is there a *net" where *=(BMW, MX-5, Evo, etc)
* Nobody shall be allowed to reply in Technical forums unless they have at least one mod that they designed
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Just keepin' it goin'
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Richard
[Edited by Re-Bitten Hero - 3/26/2003 5:29:16 PM]
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Oh and another couple:
* Anyone wanting to show off their clean car shall take a long-exposure picture of it in a dodgy car park oop North![Wink](images/smilies/wink.gif)
* Requests for comparisons with the German Dark Side (B*W) shall be referred to Aaron Bird
* Posts that are wind-ups of serious threads from Webbie will generate more replies than the serious one
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Richard
[Edited by Re-Bitten Hero - 3/26/2003 5:56:08 PM]
* Anyone wanting to show off their clean car shall take a long-exposure picture of it in a dodgy car park oop North
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* Requests for comparisons with the German Dark Side (B*W) shall be referred to Aaron Bird
* Posts that are wind-ups of serious threads from Webbie will generate more replies than the serious one
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Richard
[Edited by Re-Bitten Hero - 3/26/2003 5:56:08 PM]
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I think we need to save this and have a link to it next to the FAQ ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
- Whenever saying anything REALLY nasty and spiteful to somebody, always remember to put a
at the end so you can say "Didn't you see the
???????" when you get attacked for it.
- Whenever the webmaster answers a suspension or tyre related question, he must always include the words "it's an incredibly complex subject" just to show off.
- During a technical discussion, and at the point that there is overwhelming evidence against you, you are permitted to say "well, we'll agree to differ then" which makes you right again.
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- Whenever saying anything REALLY nasty and spiteful to somebody, always remember to put a
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- Whenever the webmaster answers a suspension or tyre related question, he must always include the words "it's an incredibly complex subject" just to show off.
- During a technical discussion, and at the point that there is overwhelming evidence against you, you are permitted to say "well, we'll agree to differ then" which makes you right again.
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oww 2 r!t3 pr0p4 0/\/ 5c008yn3t
OH & those with sumin really important 2 get across must use the fine art of OTT smilies instead of long words
lol
Si
OH & those with sumin really important 2 get across must use the fine art of OTT smilies instead of long words
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Oh, you've missed one (possibly the oldest chestnet):
"If I reset the ECU will my Scoob be faster"
If there's any mention of Audi TT, Honda S2000s, etc, someone replies with some witty gag about bottles of shampoo and conditioner rolling around the boot.
"If I reset the ECU will my Scoob be faster"
If there's any mention of Audi TT, Honda S2000s, etc, someone replies with some witty gag about bottles of shampoo and conditioner rolling around the boot.
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Any technical question what so ever to be automatically diverted to David Wallis mobile phone ![Smile](images/smilies/smile.gif)
ah sod it, ANY questions what so ever to be diverted to David Wallis, but only when hes busy![Smile](images/smilies/smile.gif)
What ever car Jonathan aka Chins owns to be the best car ever bar none, until hes test driven another which hes just put a deposit down on![Wink](images/smilies/wink.gif)
Any mention of sunil to automatically have a picture inserted within 0.000000000001 nanoseconds
Whats is bumpsteer mod to be automatically setup as a new posting in general ever 10 seconds
Any thread with "mods please leave in general" to be moved to the hidden mods only area![Wink](images/smilies/wink.gif)
robski
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ah sod it, ANY questions what so ever to be diverted to David Wallis, but only when hes busy
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What ever car Jonathan aka Chins owns to be the best car ever bar none, until hes test driven another which hes just put a deposit down on
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Any mention of sunil to automatically have a picture inserted within 0.000000000001 nanoseconds
Whats is bumpsteer mod to be automatically setup as a new posting in general ever 10 seconds
Any thread with "mods please leave in general" to be moved to the hidden mods only area
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robski
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Forget about search, it's usless now that it works
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Dont bother with using smilies or message icon's anymore, they are realy just different coloured shapes to make your screen look better when you are typing a message![Stick Out Tongue](images/smilies/tongue.gif)
Always slate someone to the death if they are wrong, do not give in, ever![Wink](images/smilies/wink.gif)
Once an hour a member will post a thread in Drivetrain titled " Induction Kit". Leave it an hour before you post the next one![Stick Out Tongue](images/smilies/tongue.gif)
[Edited by Scoty - 3/26/2003 11:58:55 PM]
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Dont bother with using smilies or message icon's anymore, they are realy just different coloured shapes to make your screen look better when you are typing a message
![Stick Out Tongue](images/smilies/tongue.gif)
Always slate someone to the death if they are wrong, do not give in, ever
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Once an hour a member will post a thread in Drivetrain titled " Induction Kit". Leave it an hour before you post the next one
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[Edited by Scoty - 3/26/2003 11:58:55 PM]
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Always slate someone to the death if they are wrong, do not give in, ever
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Someone will always blame you for their thread going slightly off topic and then being moved to another forum.
Give me 10 examples of me making this happen to your threads, when you do I duess we will have to agree to disagree (
(read the thread
) about it being my fault!![Wink](images/smilies/wink.gif)
* All threads that start as sensible, and have one reply from a muppet, will be immediately moved to the Muppet Forum on principle (MATTeL)
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FAO threads should be viewed by everyone not just the person it is aimed at. YOU may be able to help!
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Post a really controversial new topic and when everyone is flaming you just give rational and polite replies. Then go back and edit the initial post 5 times and new-comers to the thread will think everyone is picking on you and will start flaming the other posters on your behalf ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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