Iraqi Information Minister
08 April 2003, 11:52 AM
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Have you noticed that at times he is almost smiling. It's like he's saying " I know this is crap, you know this is crap" It makes him rather pathetic. Take his uniform away and you have a rather sad man ,like an embarassing old drunk who shouts at people in the street.
08 April 2003, 01:31 PM
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He's just doing his job - sticking to the 'party line'. Even when UK/USA forces arrest him, when they're dragging him away - he'll still be denying that there's foreign soldiers in Baghdad!
08 April 2003, 02:33 PM
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The IIM is an absolute prat ... but you have to give him credit for comedy value ....
Hes actally got a tv show on Iraqi telly ..its a bit like 'Not the Nine o-clock News' ... its called 'Its not happening in Baghdad'.
i mean last nite, one sky report was being filmed, showing all hell being let loose, they turned the camera round and there 'he' was ..saying 'its all crap ..we're nailing the Americans asses'..we will win, we will kill them all, they'll all die in Iraq ..
So , stay tuned for further examples of Iraqs most popular tv show ..remember 'Its Not happening in Iraq'
Hes actally got a tv show on Iraqi telly ..its a bit like 'Not the Nine o-clock News' ... its called 'Its not happening in Baghdad'.
i mean last nite, one sky report was being filmed, showing all hell being let loose, they turned the camera round and there 'he' was ..saying 'its all crap ..we're nailing the Americans asses'..we will win, we will kill them all, they'll all die in Iraq ..
So , stay tuned for further examples of Iraqs most popular tv show ..remember 'Its Not happening in Iraq'
08 April 2003, 02:50 PM
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Blair will probably employ him in the Ministry of Spin.
"No, this isn't a tax rise, it's a voluntary donation to the health service."
"This isn't a speed trap it is a safety support mechanism."
You get the picture...
SB
"No, this isn't a tax rise, it's a voluntary donation to the health service."
"This isn't a speed trap it is a safety support mechanism."
You get the picture...
SB
08 April 2003, 10:37 PM
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09 April 2003, 10:16 AM
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The I.I.M is actually a Man UTD fan,
last night after the 'Real Madrid' game , he was heard saying ....
"we played better than them, we fought better than them, we outclassed them, we were all over them, we will defeat them at old Trafford ..!! they are no-one.!!"
last night after the 'Real Madrid' game , he was heard saying ....
"we played better than them, we fought better than them, we outclassed them, we were all over them, we will defeat them at old Trafford ..!! they are no-one.!!"
09 April 2003, 11:53 AM
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He aint done a runner .....
All them crowds in Baghdad are cheering for him to take over ... imagine that ..from the depths of depression to complete lunacy .. what a fun country IRAQ will be to live in .. a government run like a 'never mind the buzzcocks tv show'..
All them crowds in Baghdad are cheering for him to take over ... imagine that ..from the depths of depression to complete lunacy .. what a fun country IRAQ will be to live in .. a government run like a 'never mind the buzzcocks tv show'..
09 April 2003, 01:33 PM
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Whats this story about the CIA planting a MICRODOT tracker on the IIM at his last televised conference ? - you know, the one before they splatted the restaurant.
That would be a sad way for him to go
That would be a sad way for him to go
04 July 2003, 08:30 AM
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He is the undoubted star of the campaign, easily more charismatic than alkl the coalition top brass put togehter.
Did you see his superb, defiant performance this morning holding a press conference in ther street 1/2 mile away from the gunshots advancing US troops. He's mad hilarious and brave.His turn of phrase is excellent. He also is quite intelligent, the most cultured senior Iraqi from the regime side I've seen.
Hope the yanks dont kill him it'd be a shame.
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[Edited by Many Humbug Returns - 4/7/2003 8:31:04 AM]
Did you see his superb, defiant performance this morning holding a press conference in ther street 1/2 mile away from the gunshots advancing US troops. He's mad hilarious and brave.His turn of phrase is excellent. He also is quite intelligent, the most cultured senior Iraqi from the regime side I've seen.
Hope the yanks dont kill him it'd be a shame.
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[Edited by Many Humbug Returns - 4/7/2003 8:31:04 AM]
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