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Old 07 May 2003, 02:09 PM
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<Just spit a gobfull of blood on her shoes >
Damn,, Dizzy beat me to it I would have suggested do it in her face, then look at the stuff you bought from the chemist and say "Would you look at that, the chemist has given me the wrong stuff for my hepititus as well!"
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Old 07 May 2003, 02:10 PM
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I hear what you are saying telboy

But there are quite often circumstances where there really isnt any need to issue a ticket.
Bravo being a prime example.
Did you see the documentary on traffic wardens? trying to beat their personal records for the number of tickets issued in one day

With that sort of carry on, people are bound to get pi$$ed off with traffic wardens in general.

Anyway.... im not trying to start a war here its just the way i see it
Old 07 May 2003, 02:12 PM
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telboy ... why worry about parking when you come from a land of latex, pvc and skyscraper heels ... you don't even need a car
Old 07 May 2003, 02:13 PM
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Thing is I can't afford to appeal if its going to risk doubling it so again I will be another easy income for them.

Exactly - the council wins again - how wrong is the system if this is the case - designed to make money at any cost F**K the public they are there to treat like s**T 'cause thay can!
Old 07 May 2003, 02:20 PM
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Parking ticket sounds like the least of your potential worries The dentist sounds like he don't know what he's doing, surley the X-ray should have indicated that the tooth was too big for the hole . Make sure you wash it out a lot with a strong salt solution, you don't need any kind of infection in the hole.
Old 07 May 2003, 02:20 PM
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You're right mwp!

At the end of the day it's a difficult, and no-win job. People they ticket get pissed off, people who suffer when they don't ticket when they could get pissed off too.

As Paul said, i don't know what salary they'd have to offer before i'd consider doing it. "Had a nice day dear?" is probably a phrase they don't hear from their spouses too often!!
Old 07 May 2003, 03:51 PM
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B20

Sorry about all the pain you are in mate and hope it feels a lot better soon so you can start to enjoy beer and cigarettes soon!!!

I thought I was having a bad couple of days but some bloke smaking the back of my car yesterday now seems fairly trivial although still very annoying

P.S. I dont like Traffic wardens either
Old 07 May 2003, 04:03 PM
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B20 i'll have a smoke and beer for you when i get in mate.

i got a fridgeful of stella waiting for your recovery, so get the stitches out and lets get fishing....

ATB

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Old 07 May 2003, 04:03 PM
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So, you can't drink or smoke, how about coke?










PS I'm joking...
Old 07 May 2003, 04:57 PM
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If you're talking about the white powder rather than the black liquid, it was used up until recently as an anaesthetic, so not such a silly suggestion.




Just a bloody expensive one
Old 07 May 2003, 04:58 PM
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I was talking about the white powder.

It sounds like his nose is working better than his mouth atm.
Old 07 May 2003, 06:23 PM
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I successfully appealled a parking ticket recently.

I wrote a very nice letter telling them that I had parked to see my psychiatrist. He noted I was making very good progress and my suicidal thoughts were in control. Then I got back to my car and noticed the parking ticket. Please cancel it.

It worked £60 fine cancelled.
Old 07 May 2003, 07:15 PM
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I have only ever paid one parking fine in my life... lots of tickets, but I argue every time and in all but one instance the case has been dropped... I never accept anything and will argue every point to the bitter end... £20, 1991 paid in '94 and caused trouble too, I managed to get the Bailiff arrested for 'mis-representation' and I appeared at his re-application hearing for his licence and he failed, I nearly p!ssed myself.


It's just another bullsh!t tax on the motorist... like all the others...
Old 07 May 2003, 08:20 PM
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B2Z-U neva said a bit of ur jaw came away!!!!! wtf did he do to you?? and r u goin fishing 4def now?
Old 07 May 2003, 08:34 PM
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i don't wana c stitches and blood thanx! and i will personally thank your dentist for disabling your beer drinking mechanism.
Old 07 May 2003, 08:53 PM
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I hate the monkeys in London. Not the Met lot ,they are fine. just the 1/2 english speaking ignorant fools who make up the rules as they go along. See them out on a bank holiday at 11.00pm .....why what the hell for??? just greedy scum.

Would pay good money to see one get a kicking.
Old 07 May 2003, 10:44 PM
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**************,

Although I gave a semi flippant reply earlier I can sympathise...

had a horrific ordeal in the dentists chair in 1998. Had two impacted wisdom teeth taken out under local anaethetic. One was relatively straight forward as it was protruding enough to get the plier things onto and came out whole after about 5 attempts, the pliers kept slipping off.

Tooth number two was below gum level, and he had to cut a slit in the gum to get to it. By this time the anaesthetic was wearing off and I kept getting more jabs in various places in my mouth. Had about 5 or 6 in total I think. This tooth took quite a few attemts before finally snapping off above root level!

I could tell what had happened 'cos the dentist looked kind of worried at the nurse. He then resorted to drilling out the root which was the worst part because the vibes travelled through the bone, was deafening in the ear, and made my whole head feel numb. It also felt like a cold pain deep inside the jaw, hard to describe but quite sickening.

The nurse was starting to get tiny splatters of my blood on her mask, and I, who am not usually squeamish in the slightest, started feeling a bit shakey.

After 2.5 hours in the chair we were finally done. I had one hole in the top jaw and a ragged mess in the bottom jaw that was stitched closed to the inside of my cheek.

Got in my car and drove home and had a full mouthful of blood when I got there. It didn't really stop bleeding until late the next day when I stupidly went clay pigeon shooting and managed to burst the stitches from the recoil against my cheek.

Back to dentist to get restitched. Was ok for a week, then it got infected, by which time I was really pissed off and started gargling (and swallowing ) scotch instead of the recomended salt water. Each time it hurt like absolute hell for the first few, several scotches later felt better!

Another week later the infection had passed and the hole started to close up. The other hole was absolutely fine and sort of filled itself in. After about a month everything felt pretty much normal although I could (and still can) feel the scar on the bottom gum.

Then 6 months later the bottom hole felt sore again and eventually some shards of bone worked their way out of the wound. Presumably the remainder of the roots of the tooth. It then rehealed very quickly and has been fine ever since.

Absolute nightmare, and the worst thing is that my other 2 wisdom teeth on the other side are still deep in there like a time bomb waiting to go off.

Moral of the story: general anaesthetic next time!

By the way.... the first sign of infection get stright back to the dentist... by the sound of things you are better equipped than I was as you have antibiotics. I was sent away with swabs and a little bag containing all the bloody little pieces of my teeth.

Anyway, I hope you feel better soon - and watch out for those stray bits of bone - they can take a long time to work their way out!

[Edited by ajm - 5/7/2003 10:50:34 PM]
Old 08 May 2003, 10:20 AM
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Mycroft

I argue every time, I never accept anything and will argue every point to the bitter end
I'd never have believed that
Old 08 May 2003, 10:46 AM
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Try and contest the ticket on a point of law.

Something like 70% of all parking restrictions in the UK are illegal for one reason or another.

It may mean a trip to your local library to obtain a copy of the traffic order, but it may prove worth your while.

Firstly, all yellow lines must have a termination line perpendicular to the end of the yellow line itself, without it the order is illegal and cannot be enforced.

Are the lines handpainted or machine painted? Handpainted lines are illegal.

Where does the restriction start and where does it finish? The local traffic order will state that a restriction will commence so many metres from.......... to a point so many metres from............

If the measurements are out by so much as a foot then the whole order becomes unenforceable and illegal and this is where many of the problems lie.

Are the signs clearly visible? Do they conform to the lines. Single yellows are limited waiting no return within a certain period of time, but many put up total prohobition of waiting signs. Illegal. If the signs cannot be seen easily that also throws out the offence as well.

These are the main problems with parking restrictions in the UK, and the local traffic order which every restriction of parking has to have will help you determine the legality of that restriction.

I often have great fun parking on double yellows in front of Traffic wardens knowing they can't do me, and when they have a go, I have a go back with both barrels knowing that on appeal they will have to refund my money together with money taken from thousands of motorists previously. Traffic wardens in our area hate me so I suppose it is a case of getting my own back.

May be worth a bit of time and effort on your part though for what its worth.
Old 08 May 2003, 11:00 AM
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It is worth bearing in mind that Traffic wardens like Policemen have a power of discretion, and most in reasonable circumstances (which this is) would honour that discretion.

It may well be worth setting out your case in a detailed letter to the central processing unit but at the same time and in the same letter make an official complaint against the traffic Warden who issued the ticket and obviously found it very humerous. That might well take the smile of the Wardens face.


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