What job would you take...
08 May 2003, 02:36 PM
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a friend of ours is a urologist and to be honest a lot of the time it's far from pleasant apparently. Same must apply for gynos it'll be once in a blue moon a fit bird walks in. A f***y with a fishy discharge would make me wanna hurl
08 May 2003, 03:07 PM
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got a job summer job at the local abotoir when I was 17 for £20.00 and hour. They said I would just be helping about the place. All my mates were getting about £1.20 an hour and I was laughing my nuts off at them.
Day1
9.00 - Arrive
9.05 - Get shown the skip were the unusable bits go
9.10 - Get shown were the unusable bits get piled up in the factory
9.11 - get handed rubber gloves and wheelbarrow
9.14 - fail to get wheelbarrow of bits right into the skip
9.15 - try and scrape the bits that splashed of my face and cloths
9.15 and 10 seconds - barf in skip
9.20 - still barfing
9.30 quit
9.32 - manager gives me a tenner and said - 'don't worry - not everyone is cut out for this line of work'
Day1
9.00 - Arrive
9.05 - Get shown the skip were the unusable bits go
9.10 - Get shown were the unusable bits get piled up in the factory
9.11 - get handed rubber gloves and wheelbarrow
9.14 - fail to get wheelbarrow of bits right into the skip
9.15 - try and scrape the bits that splashed of my face and cloths
9.15 and 10 seconds - barf in skip
9.20 - still barfing
9.30 quit
9.32 - manager gives me a tenner and said - 'don't worry - not everyone is cut out for this line of work'
08 May 2003, 06:33 PM
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Think one of the worst jobs I had was as a dancer in vegas. It was ok for the first six months, but after that, well, there's only so much you can take of having to pup up with scantily clad women all around you and girls dropping at your feet.
it's a hard life
it's a hard life
08 May 2003, 07:34 PM
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Seeing as you've mentioned scantily clad women... (bet you wanted me to mention my not so secret past really 
)...
I'll never return to the hard days (
) of having to direct and film epic movies such as "Dougal Does(D)VD".
Oh, how I remember Monday mornings opening my email to see what new models Matrix Content was offering out.
The constant struggle with having low quality film stars (cellulite on celluloide) from eastern europe who could barely speak English.
And god knows how I survived a year spent living in a Spanish brothel.
Still unsure if being asked to cover a page 3 model in sun tan oil was good or bad thing.
Then again, I've got a very private collection of a Linsey Dawn Mckenzie shoot that only 6 other people have seen 
)...I'll never return to the hard days (
) of having to direct and film epic movies such as "Dougal Does(D)VD".Oh, how I remember Monday mornings opening my email to see what new models Matrix Content was offering out.
The constant struggle with having low quality film stars (cellulite on celluloide) from eastern europe who could barely speak English.
And god knows how I survived a year spent living in a Spanish brothel.
Still unsure if being asked to cover a page 3 model in sun tan oil was good or bad thing.
Then again, I've got a very private collection of a Linsey Dawn Mckenzie shoot that only 6 other people have seen
05 July 2003, 07:41 PM
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...if things hit skid row?
Picture the scenario, for whatever reason, you find you cannot do the job you currently do, and thus have to seek gainful emploment out there, but, as we know good jobs are hard to find. So the question is, what's the umm, how shall I put it, most intelluctually unchallenging, job you would take?
Waiter/Waitress in Pizza hut, Server in BK, etc...
[Edited by Markus - 5/7/2003 7:41:45 PM]
Picture the scenario, for whatever reason, you find you cannot do the job you currently do, and thus have to seek gainful emploment out there, but, as we know good jobs are hard to find. So the question is, what's the umm, how shall I put it, most intelluctually unchallenging, job you would take?
Waiter/Waitress in Pizza hut, Server in BK, etc...
[Edited by Markus - 5/7/2003 7:41:45 PM]
05 August 2003, 10:26 AM
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desparate times call for desparate measures. i always said that i would shovel sh1te or sweep the streets if push came to shove. now that I am older I am having second thoughts. i was never the main earner in my relationship anyways, my missus earned loads more than me. labouring jobs would just kill me now, so i suppose some sedentary job like envelope stuffing or licking would do me nicely.
cheers
big sinky
edited fro crp speeling
[Edited by bigsinky - 5/8/2003 10:29:15 AM]
cheers
big sinky
edited fro crp speeling
[Edited by bigsinky - 5/8/2003 10:29:15 AM]
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