THE HARJ AND SHAUN ROADSHOW
#31
Harj,
Oh well never mind, as I had offered you the suspension at the knock-down price. Didn't here anything back so assumed you didn't want it. Someone else had it in the end, so no worries...
You missed out there big time....
LOL
Mike
PS. Apple cream "horn"
Oh well never mind, as I had offered you the suspension at the knock-down price. Didn't here anything back so assumed you didn't want it. Someone else had it in the end, so no worries...
You missed out there big time....
LOL
Mike
PS. Apple cream "horn"
#32
Can't be helped Mike,
Ive just found out where Sneterton is!!!! Hey I enjoy driving my car, but theres no way I can be bothered to drive for more than 2 hours to just a track day!!
I'm looking for a peice of unused land so that I can hopefully build my own small track, and it will be free for everyone (Not Stef) as a mate does this type of thing for a living, cheap rates on surfacing!
I only drive for fun, not for passion
Harj....
Ive just found out where Sneterton is!!!! Hey I enjoy driving my car, but theres no way I can be bothered to drive for more than 2 hours to just a track day!!
I'm looking for a peice of unused land so that I can hopefully build my own small track, and it will be free for everyone (Not Stef) as a mate does this type of thing for a living, cheap rates on surfacing!
I only drive for fun, not for passion
Harj....
#33
People,
Stef has really lost it!! he said that he will not be making it to the Pod now as he has another engagement in some place in Wales
All I can see is yella, this is not how we Scooby drivers play, when we make a challenge we stick to it
I am very dissapointed That was your only chance Steffy Boy, now we all know what you really are = ****.
Harj....The Stef Killer...
Stef has really lost it!! he said that he will not be making it to the Pod now as he has another engagement in some place in Wales
All I can see is yella, this is not how we Scooby drivers play, when we make a challenge we stick to it
I am very dissapointed That was your only chance Steffy Boy, now we all know what you really are = ****.
Harj....The Stef Killer...
#34
Scooby Regular
Well chokers, Stage one of my pre-fight training is complete - My AP clutch has now been fitted.
The only thing I will be slipping at the Pod showdown, is a left hook on Simon Le Bon's...I mean Mike's chin & an uppercut the Stef the stress.
Just to get you in the mood:
ANNOUNCEMENTS RINGSIDE
"And in the YELLOW corner. Fighting out of OIL DRUM LANE, the Bronx, weighing in at 2 stone, with 1 bottle out, 10 defeats & 1 win (cause Harj & I were not there!). Sporting his trendy pink leotard (Oooooo Nice!). Is Stef 'The stress - give me a blast on your skin flute' Reeeeeeeeeadeeeeer."
"Also holding his hand (well I think, it's his hand?). Fighting out of.. well I can't say, cause everybody will be round to fill him in. Weighing in at 12 stone (which 2 must be his HAIR - actually he reminds me of cousin IT from the MUNSTERS!), with countless defeats and 1 win (due to the fact, he sprayed his opponant in the eye's with his HAIR LAQUER). Sporting his trendy 1980's revival sailors outfit. Is Mike 'Give me the phone number of my idol, Simon Le Bon''Look there's 50p, please bend over in front of me' RaaaaaaainBirrrrrrrrd.
Over to you guy's, for the intro of the MAIN MEN!!!!!!
Scatman.
The only thing I will be slipping at the Pod showdown, is a left hook on Simon Le Bon's...I mean Mike's chin & an uppercut the Stef the stress.
Just to get you in the mood:
ANNOUNCEMENTS RINGSIDE
"And in the YELLOW corner. Fighting out of OIL DRUM LANE, the Bronx, weighing in at 2 stone, with 1 bottle out, 10 defeats & 1 win (cause Harj & I were not there!). Sporting his trendy pink leotard (Oooooo Nice!). Is Stef 'The stress - give me a blast on your skin flute' Reeeeeeeeeadeeeeer."
"Also holding his hand (well I think, it's his hand?). Fighting out of.. well I can't say, cause everybody will be round to fill him in. Weighing in at 12 stone (which 2 must be his HAIR - actually he reminds me of cousin IT from the MUNSTERS!), with countless defeats and 1 win (due to the fact, he sprayed his opponant in the eye's with his HAIR LAQUER). Sporting his trendy 1980's revival sailors outfit. Is Mike 'Give me the phone number of my idol, Simon Le Bon''Look there's 50p, please bend over in front of me' RaaaaaaainBirrrrrrrrd.
Over to you guy's, for the intro of the MAIN MEN!!!!!!
Scatman.
#35
Scooby Regular
Stef,
"If your names not down, your not comin in"
Grrrrrrrrrr.
Shaun "The death Grip" Scatman.
You are obviously in ANIMAL FARM, then Stef. Personally I prefer Women rather then TURKEYS.
WHAT EVER TURNS YOU ON.......
I'm sure Mike will let you play a tune on his SKIN FLUTE, if you ask him nicley!!!!
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"If your names not down, your not comin in"
Grrrrrrrrrr.
Shaun "The death Grip" Scatman.
You are obviously in ANIMAL FARM, then Stef. Personally I prefer Women rather then TURKEYS.
WHAT EVER TURNS YOU ON.......
I'm sure Mike will let you play a tune on his SKIN FLUTE, if you ask him nicley!!!!
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[This message has been edited by Shaun (edited 20-04-2000).]
#36
Oi, Larjy Boy!!!
One thing i'm not doing is bottling it!!!!
It's not my fault the next open rwyb day falls on the same day as the Scooby track day at Pembrey!
If you're that bothered, we'll go to Avon Park or even the Pod on Beetle day!!!
One and only chance.......PAH.....we'll see about that you logger!
Sounds to me like your looking for any excuse you can to get out of it, I wonder why?
Anyway, I've got to go, the announcer needs the mike....
"Thank you Stef. Right then, introducing in the PINK corner, hailing from the studios of Jim Henderson, with a record of no fights, no wins, but somehow holder of the Pod title......(he did what! He stole it!! Boy, what a muppet!), wearing the Sumo y-fronts, ....the one, the only (thank god!)...Harj 'Mr Piggy - Oink Oink I'll Have you' Siiiiiiiiiinghhhhh.
Accompanying him, on the harmonica, hailing from the'Bernard Mathews Unwanted Turkeys' rescue centre, with an unbeaten record of 1543 fights, 35 arrests, 24 fines, 340 hrs community service, wearing the 'I Love Barbie' embossed pink tutu, Shaun 'The Turkey Brawn, Gobble Gobble Gobble, I'll have you as well' Fennnnnnniiiings.
Let battle commence!"
Well ladies, there you have it.
It's up to the cars now....
Stef.
One thing i'm not doing is bottling it!!!!
It's not my fault the next open rwyb day falls on the same day as the Scooby track day at Pembrey!
If you're that bothered, we'll go to Avon Park or even the Pod on Beetle day!!!
One and only chance.......PAH.....we'll see about that you logger!
Sounds to me like your looking for any excuse you can to get out of it, I wonder why?
Anyway, I've got to go, the announcer needs the mike....
"Thank you Stef. Right then, introducing in the PINK corner, hailing from the studios of Jim Henderson, with a record of no fights, no wins, but somehow holder of the Pod title......(he did what! He stole it!! Boy, what a muppet!), wearing the Sumo y-fronts, ....the one, the only (thank god!)...Harj 'Mr Piggy - Oink Oink I'll Have you' Siiiiiiiiiinghhhhh.
Accompanying him, on the harmonica, hailing from the'Bernard Mathews Unwanted Turkeys' rescue centre, with an unbeaten record of 1543 fights, 35 arrests, 24 fines, 340 hrs community service, wearing the 'I Love Barbie' embossed pink tutu, Shaun 'The Turkey Brawn, Gobble Gobble Gobble, I'll have you as well' Fennnnnnniiiings.
Let battle commence!"
Well ladies, there you have it.
It's up to the cars now....
Stef.
#38
Scooby Regular
Twiddle-Dum & Twiddle-Dee,
Remember, No scratching, No Pinching & No Hair Pulling!
Harj,
We will have to make sure, we stick a telephone directory down the back of our ****'s. Stef seems to have infactuations about animals and gobbling!
There has'nt been any reply from Mike yet. Perhaps we have to wait, until they can link hands to resurrect the TWO brain cells between them!!!!!!!
WATCH OUT - Stef was bragging, that he could "Suck the chrome, of a ballhitch". Time to put the chastity belts on......
I reackon, they are both about as much use as "Tit's On Fish"
Scatman.
P.S. We should start calling them, MR OOOH & MR AHHHHH. Stef likes to make the point "That if you can't take it you should'nt give". Now Stef, what are you? A giver! or a Taker! The only thing Stef has won, is the UP HILL WHEELBARROW RACE!!!!!!!!
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Remember, No scratching, No Pinching & No Hair Pulling!
Harj,
We will have to make sure, we stick a telephone directory down the back of our ****'s. Stef seems to have infactuations about animals and gobbling!
There has'nt been any reply from Mike yet. Perhaps we have to wait, until they can link hands to resurrect the TWO brain cells between them!!!!!!!
WATCH OUT - Stef was bragging, that he could "Suck the chrome, of a ballhitch". Time to put the chastity belts on......
I reackon, they are both about as much use as "Tit's On Fish"
Scatman.
P.S. We should start calling them, MR OOOH & MR AHHHHH. Stef likes to make the point "That if you can't take it you should'nt give". Now Stef, what are you? A giver! or a Taker! The only thing Stef has won, is the UP HILL WHEELBARROW RACE!!!!!!!!
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#42
Stef,
You forgot to mention that Mike will be the only one helping you at the Pod fist fight as we know you have no other friends .
Shaun forgot to mention that the 2 of you will also be covered in Vaseline with a disgusting smile on your faces!
We all want to see some of Mike the hard mans Kung Fu skills, as one blow to the ******* will end your relationship for good I know that Stef can get bored of his exhaust pipe but this is rediculous!!!!
Harj The Stef Killer .....
You forgot to mention that Mike will be the only one helping you at the Pod fist fight as we know you have no other friends .
Shaun forgot to mention that the 2 of you will also be covered in Vaseline with a disgusting smile on your faces!
We all want to see some of Mike the hard mans Kung Fu skills, as one blow to the ******* will end your relationship for good I know that Stef can get bored of his exhaust pipe but this is rediculous!!!!
Harj The Stef Killer .....
#43
Scooby Regular
Q. "Why does Stef, always go on about Muppets?"
A. "He obviously likes sticking his hand up peoples *****!"
Q. "Why does Stef, always use the phrase 'Loggers'?"
A. "He obviously has a close affinity with the true meaning of LOG - should'nt his nickname be the SCATMAN!"
Tune in tomorrow, for explaination of the day.
Scatman.
Mike - Was that you or Stef in the picture? (or was it both of you!!!!) How's the VIRUS!
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A. "He obviously likes sticking his hand up peoples *****!"
Q. "Why does Stef, always use the phrase 'Loggers'?"
A. "He obviously has a close affinity with the true meaning of LOG - should'nt his nickname be the SCATMAN!"
Tune in tomorrow, for explaination of the day.
Scatman.
Mike - Was that you or Stef in the picture? (or was it both of you!!!!) How's the VIRUS!
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#44
What's this 'Stef Killer' nonsense you pansy?
To earn the 'killer' title you have to beat me in a less powerful car, which seeing as yours is now supposedly 330bhp is pretty much impossible.
And besides....'power is nothing, without control'.
Believe me, when this is over you'll wish you'd haver stuck to your little r/c world!!!!!
God damn muppets.....they're everywhere!
Stef.
To earn the 'killer' title you have to beat me in a less powerful car, which seeing as yours is now supposedly 330bhp is pretty much impossible.
And besides....'power is nothing, without control'.
Believe me, when this is over you'll wish you'd haver stuck to your little r/c world!!!!!
God damn muppets.....they're everywhere!
Stef.
#46
Kevin,
All of this is due to take very very soon, at the moment Stef is crapping it by saying he will not be making the Pod in May
If you come, please stand back as there will be sparks from Mike's Nun Chuks against Shaun's Lumphammer.....
Stef will of course be hiding at home in bed as that's the type of woman he is .
Today I nearly left Stef on the hardshoulder of the M1 as just listening to his voice in the car makes me want to scream (Wheelbarrow Pusher). His day of reckoning is around the corner, Mike and Stef, Lovers in Tune!
Harj The Stef Killer......
All of this is due to take very very soon, at the moment Stef is crapping it by saying he will not be making the Pod in May
If you come, please stand back as there will be sparks from Mike's Nun Chuks against Shaun's Lumphammer.....
Stef will of course be hiding at home in bed as that's the type of woman he is .
Today I nearly left Stef on the hardshoulder of the M1 as just listening to his voice in the car makes me want to scream (Wheelbarrow Pusher). His day of reckoning is around the corner, Mike and Stef, Lovers in Tune!
Harj The Stef Killer......
#47
Shaun.
Do you realise what a girl you look like from behind with a faggy sleeper in each ear?????? And you've got the nerve to call me 'suspect' you shirt-lifter!
Harj.
Wake up and go back to Weeble-Wobbly land. All this self-proclaimation being the 'Stef Killer' is gonna seriously blow up in your face. Don't forget it's Donno in a couple of weeks, and you'll need more than 330bhp there my boy!
Stef.
Do you realise what a girl you look like from behind with a faggy sleeper in each ear?????? And you've got the nerve to call me 'suspect' you shirt-lifter!
Harj.
Wake up and go back to Weeble-Wobbly land. All this self-proclaimation being the 'Stef Killer' is gonna seriously blow up in your face. Don't forget it's Donno in a couple of weeks, and you'll need more than 330bhp there my boy!
Stef.
#48
Stef,
The only Shirt Lifter on this board is you! you came very close today to becoming the only man on this board who love's Scoobies but doesn't have one, I call it a crap Subaru Dealer
What's all of this crap about not changing your flywheel until your warranty run's out! shouldn't you change it while it's still under warranty?. Hope your Fourth gearbox lasts this time, I don't think so with a terminal speed of 90mph in 30mph pedestrian zones as I have stated before.
You should dissapear as I have said before because your credibility will just keep on suffering as the more I type! Keep it coming Stef, we all know that you never run out of BULLSH1T to say
Harj The Stef Killer!!!!!!
The only Shirt Lifter on this board is you! you came very close today to becoming the only man on this board who love's Scoobies but doesn't have one, I call it a crap Subaru Dealer
What's all of this crap about not changing your flywheel until your warranty run's out! shouldn't you change it while it's still under warranty?. Hope your Fourth gearbox lasts this time, I don't think so with a terminal speed of 90mph in 30mph pedestrian zones as I have stated before.
You should dissapear as I have said before because your credibility will just keep on suffering as the more I type! Keep it coming Stef, we all know that you never run out of BULLSH1T to say
Harj The Stef Killer!!!!!!
#49
Scooby Regular
Stef,
Took Harj's car out for a HARD drive, yesterday (in the wet!). So what's so good about the car losing control and broadsiding. Harj say's your car is even worse!!!!!
If that's what Scooby Control is like, YOU CAN KEEP IT!!!!!
Funny how CRAP the Escort Cossie is (but how come it used to keep tight through bends - IN THE WET!!!!)
Harj & myself, have just made the decision to get EVO's. I am looking at a EVO 5 next week and Harj will hopfully have a chance at a EVO 6, in the near future!!!!
Never mind mate!!! Your be stuck with your knacker, for another 5 years yet!!!!
Perhaps if you got a proper JOB, and earned some real money, you too could taste the delights that other manufacturers have to offer. (coming from a person, who has owned 5 cars over 200bhp in the last 4 years!!!)
Stick to reading the magazines mate. Leave the buying to use more "BRAINIER" people.
Shaun.
Took Harj's car out for a HARD drive, yesterday (in the wet!). So what's so good about the car losing control and broadsiding. Harj say's your car is even worse!!!!!
If that's what Scooby Control is like, YOU CAN KEEP IT!!!!!
Funny how CRAP the Escort Cossie is (but how come it used to keep tight through bends - IN THE WET!!!!)
Harj & myself, have just made the decision to get EVO's. I am looking at a EVO 5 next week and Harj will hopfully have a chance at a EVO 6, in the near future!!!!
Never mind mate!!! Your be stuck with your knacker, for another 5 years yet!!!!
Perhaps if you got a proper JOB, and earned some real money, you too could taste the delights that other manufacturers have to offer. (coming from a person, who has owned 5 cars over 200bhp in the last 4 years!!!)
Stick to reading the magazines mate. Leave the buying to use more "BRAINIER" people.
Shaun.
#50
Stef,
Shaun is right, we have got tired and bored of the Scoobies. After yesterday out in the cars, the only viable choice now is EVO's.
Unfortunatly Stef, you will be stuck with your UK Wheelbarrow for a while It's time we began experimenting on something different for a change away from Cossies and Scoobies. STI6 and 22B project's now dropped and looking for EVO Zerofighter Extreme!!!
Don't forget Stef that these cars are only our playthings as they do not control our lifes
Perhaps if you keep on reading magazines for your information and dreaming you can give us a call when you step up a league
Harj The Stef Killer..........
PS. How is Silverstone going, have you had a chance to give M Schumacher a few pointers of how to drive seeing as you think that you are the fastest driver around.
PPS. You also stated that you would destroy Pete Croney around Dono anytime, I look forward to seeing this one (after seeing the ScoobyTrax Video, Stef thinks PC's driving ability is ****!!!!!!).....
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Shaun is right, we have got tired and bored of the Scoobies. After yesterday out in the cars, the only viable choice now is EVO's.
Unfortunatly Stef, you will be stuck with your UK Wheelbarrow for a while It's time we began experimenting on something different for a change away from Cossies and Scoobies. STI6 and 22B project's now dropped and looking for EVO Zerofighter Extreme!!!
Don't forget Stef that these cars are only our playthings as they do not control our lifes
Perhaps if you keep on reading magazines for your information and dreaming you can give us a call when you step up a league
Harj The Stef Killer..........
PS. How is Silverstone going, have you had a chance to give M Schumacher a few pointers of how to drive seeing as you think that you are the fastest driver around.
PPS. You also stated that you would destroy Pete Croney around Dono anytime, I look forward to seeing this one (after seeing the ScoobyTrax Video, Stef thinks PC's driving ability is ****!!!!!!).....
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#51
Scooby Regular
Stef,
Hope your getting your security upgraded on your car!!!!! YOUR GONNA NEED IT!
Shaun....
Ps. Does Pete Croney know, you think his a bellend!!!!???????
Pps Stef said he is going to get his BIG MATES from London up, to sort Harj & me out. What a puffta!!!!! Can't fight his own battles.
Ppps As you have managed AGAIN, to p1ss me & Harj off (always stating your profound knowledge of magazine articles - another words, KNOWS **** DIDDLE SQUAT), What was said in REVS Issue 2, Pg 24, Para 3, you book-worm BILLY NO-MATES, LEECH AROUND US, NO-BRAINER, CRAP JOB, NO MONEY, LOSER!!!!!
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Hope your getting your security upgraded on your car!!!!! YOUR GONNA NEED IT!
Shaun....
Ps. Does Pete Croney know, you think his a bellend!!!!???????
Pps Stef said he is going to get his BIG MATES from London up, to sort Harj & me out. What a puffta!!!!! Can't fight his own battles.
Ppps As you have managed AGAIN, to p1ss me & Harj off (always stating your profound knowledge of magazine articles - another words, KNOWS **** DIDDLE SQUAT), What was said in REVS Issue 2, Pg 24, Para 3, you book-worm BILLY NO-MATES, LEECH AROUND US, NO-BRAINER, CRAP JOB, NO MONEY, LOSER!!!!!
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#52
Stef,
People on this board are now finding out what you are really like, please answer, Shaun and I as we have a lot more to say about you.
All BBS members,
Everything that has been stated in the past about Stef, from Shaun and myself is completly true. This is the real story behind Stef Reader!!!! there is alot more we can say but we won't, STEF, WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT SHAUN AND I......... otherwise we can go into some real detail about you!!!
Harj The Stef Killer......(Don't forget that the Stress has just began once again!!!!!!)
People on this board are now finding out what you are really like, please answer, Shaun and I as we have a lot more to say about you.
All BBS members,
Everything that has been stated in the past about Stef, from Shaun and myself is completly true. This is the real story behind Stef Reader!!!! there is alot more we can say but we won't, STEF, WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT SHAUN AND I......... otherwise we can go into some real detail about you!!!
Harj The Stef Killer......(Don't forget that the Stress has just began once again!!!!!!)
#53
Scooby Regular
Stef,
What's this about you downloading our TEXT messages to your mates PC.....YOU SCARED!!!!!
Tell your mate, that we will fill him in as well, whether he is a PIG or not.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE PLAYING WITH!!!!!!
Scatman.
What's this about you downloading our TEXT messages to your mates PC.....YOU SCARED!!!!!
Tell your mate, that we will fill him in as well, whether he is a PIG or not.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE PLAYING WITH!!!!!!
Scatman.
#54
Stef,
If you thought that the grief in London that you saw was bad, wait until I regroup my people up here MATEY
It's a shame that your so yellow because I think that Pete Croney won't even waste his time on you, although some of the other's on this board would also like to have a piece of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harj The Stef Killer...........
If you thought that the grief in London that you saw was bad, wait until I regroup my people up here MATEY
It's a shame that your so yellow because I think that Pete Croney won't even waste his time on you, although some of the other's on this board would also like to have a piece of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harj The Stef Killer...........
#55
Shaun,
I wasn't stupid enough to run the program just in case. Am having it checked out by our computer bod. If it does turn out to be a genuine virus, I WON'T Be a happy chappy, as that's not the kind of thing you do....
Mike
I wasn't stupid enough to run the program just in case. Am having it checked out by our computer bod. If it does turn out to be a genuine virus, I WON'T Be a happy chappy, as that's not the kind of thing you do....
Mike
#57
Scooby Regular
Mike,
YOU GOD DAMM *****!!!!!!!!!
Why would I want to send you a virus. The amount of time and contact (personal, skin to skin), you have had with Stef, you would of already contracted plenty of nasty diseases - LIKE BULLSH!TITUS.
Watch it Harj, Mike might spray us with his hair laquer!!!!!!!!
Just open the attachment you NEW (well old) ROMANTIC!!!!!!
Scatman.
P.S. Being a cossie man, I thought you would be 'ARD.
Harj, I think we will fill him in, just for hinting that I have sent him a VIRUS - cheeky git!!!!!!!!
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YOU GOD DAMM *****!!!!!!!!!
Why would I want to send you a virus. The amount of time and contact (personal, skin to skin), you have had with Stef, you would of already contracted plenty of nasty diseases - LIKE BULLSH!TITUS.
Watch it Harj, Mike might spray us with his hair laquer!!!!!!!!
Just open the attachment you NEW (well old) ROMANTIC!!!!!!
Scatman.
P.S. Being a cossie man, I thought you would be 'ARD.
Harj, I think we will fill him in, just for hinting that I have sent him a VIRUS - cheeky git!!!!!!!!
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