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David, It must get expensive calling all those 0898 numbers

Doo

Ahhh Stella...

Has anyone noticed after about 5 pints, when you go to the loo you come back and the mystery bus has been? That gloriuos bus removes every Swamp Donkey from the pub/club replacing them all with absolute stunners...

Gotta love that bus

Not loving the mystery taxi though which arrives at your house at some point in the night removing afore mentioned stunner replacing her with earlier mentioned donkey....

That taxi's a B*s@$ar!

Paulo P

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PMSL @ Doo

David_Wallis

lol

what would scooby do

You lot not heard of Stella Gravity then ???

1) look at people walking past a pub door, they all get pulled slightly towards the entrance.

2) Notice people who enter pubs go straight to bar.. pulled by stella gravity from the pumps.

3) After drinking Stella, its gravity makes it difficult to stand up and maintain balance..

Spoon

1 Stella does me as long as she has massive mams. :

deanimus

Between 5-7 pints does it for me, Althought I can feel the effect of just 1 pint though on a warm day
No other beer gives me a hangover like stella

Doo

lmao @ **************

not to mention mystery stella shoes... that time of night when your shoes which must have had stella spilt on them decide not to let you walk the loo in a straight line or stand up then take you home via mud, water, canals, dog p0o and other manner of stuff.

then when you finally get home one ends up in the kitchen the other in the toilet.... it must also be the shoes that screw up all your remaining fivers into little *****... then eat all of your wotsits and leave half drunk pints of water everywhere...

bigsinky

yeah they tells me "your are hungry, go make a big fry up, leave the kitchen like a Beiruit street on a good day, drop most of the food on carpet, curtains, clothes etc"

It's the next day that i hate, feckin pixies, utter utter wee bastids they are

cheers

big sinky

skiddus_markus

I used to go to my local at 7pm and play "8 before 8"ie try and drink a gallon of the stuff in an hour.Pretty pi**ed after that.I don't think I could do it now though-out of practice.

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8 pints of Stella in 1 hour!! ****! That can't be good for you!

chaos.

I tried to drink 3 stellas plus a jd n coke other week in an hr an I was sick.. I dont think you could hold a gallon of fluid on ur stomach witout barfing it up..

Burt

turbo shandy seems to do the trick, neck half a pint of stella and then drop in a smirnoff ice don't think it would be humanly possible to go for more than 5 of these and still stand.

Drunken Bungle Whore

Drank 6 pints of guiness once

Also downed a pint of G&T in one - had already had severl, nust have been p1ssed to try it!!

Can't get drunk on larger - too much fizz....

Hmmmm - Glayva......

Chip

Oh Dear,
Ive just looked in the fridge and its full of cold Stella.MMmmmmm loverly.

chip.

StickyMicky

not stella but fosters,at billing i did 24 cans and 14 bottles of budwiser on friday afternoon and all day saturday

quality
my farts stunk for a while on the way home tho

skiddus_markus

Who said anything about keeping it down?As long as I had a good meal beforehand it was ok.

ChrisB

Fosters doesn't count though Big - you might as well be drinking water

ScoobyWon't

I recommend pints of Jaegermesiter/Vodka/Redbull. For some reason after 6 of these you are steaming but everyone thinks you are ok. Then again I'm able to out for over 14 hours steadily drinking and wake up the next day without a hangover, no matter what I mixed.

ScoobyWon't

Looks like the dog wants to help with them too

andypugh2000

Yes she is the only one standing, the other two are are drunk and disorderly in their kennel

ADP

4-5 and Im on my way, but can get up the next morning ok

6 onwards and the trouble starts, but normally if Ive had 4 or 5 pints Im full up and start drinking spirits needless to say Im in no hurry to get up the next day. Stella is my fav lager, but I also wouldnt probably drink stella all night, its too bl00dy strong and gets me in too much trouble

Back when I could drink for England we regularly used to get the Friday started at lunch time, which was usually 1 maybe 2 4 pint pitchers so Id normally had 4-8 pints of lager before my dinner at 6 and then Id go out on the town - this is when I was a silly student and would think nothing of drinking 10 pints

I had too many pints of Grolsh in London last night and have felt crapo all day, I think I had 8 pints, that was about 8 too many........see my memory loss thread

Luke

Maybe as most scooby owners are fat bald slobs explains the high amount they can drink!!

fatherpierre

Anyone tried Cerez?

It Danish stuff that's knocking on for 6% but doesn't taste like it's so strong.

Goes down a treat but knocks the fukc out of you.

andypugh2000

(clearing of throat)

Do I look fat then?? I know I look bald

fatherpierre

You look a touch over-familiar with the sweet trolley

47 NAT

Done a crate of stella yesterday on my own. Started at 1.30 ish and finished it about 9.00 ish.

I think I might have a drink problem .....

Nath

andypugh2000

cheers fatherpierre!!

best lay off them a bit then just in case i get the phil mitchell bloated dead body in the water look!!

fatherpierre

LOL

Was only messing.

They say photos put 10-15lbs on you!