No, honest, this was parked in the Company car park on Friday
13 August 2003, 10:03 PM
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When did B&Q start selling bodykits?
It's a Ford Jade (absolute minger). There's one thing for sure, you wouldn't need to fit an alarm to it. In fact leaving the door open with the keys in the ign and a full tank of juice would probably be pretty safe as well.
Bet it's got half a tonne of stupid hi-fi equip being lugged around with it so you can't hear the diesel engine.
It's a Ford Jade (absolute minger). There's one thing for sure, you wouldn't need to fit an alarm to it. In fact leaving the door open with the keys in the ign and a full tank of juice would probably be pretty safe as well.
Bet it's got half a tonne of stupid hi-fi equip being lugged around with it so you can't hear the diesel engine.
14 August 2003, 08:55 AM
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ok ok, everything on the car is pretty tasteless and if I saw it I would think "that ain't very pretty"...... but the rear wing!!??!!
..now that IS a shocker.
Wonder if its springy? you cound catapult things off it!
Edited to say that all said and done, its a Volvo, and you can't pollish a turd.
[Edited by doobiedooo - 8/14/2003 9:02:17 AM]
..now that IS a shocker.
Wonder if its springy? you cound catapult things off it!
Edited to say that all said and done, its a Volvo, and you can't pollish a turd.
[Edited by doobiedooo - 8/14/2003 9:02:17 AM]
I love the backdrop with the old princess in the background 
14 August 2003, 11:12 PM
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I believe those taillights came from a Honda Civic too.
Oh, these will make you gasp too.
http://www.cars-on-line.com/lowridermenu.html
Oh, these will make you gasp too.
http://www.cars-on-line.com/lowridermenu.html
02 September 2003, 01:22 PM
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This has been laughed at all morning in our visitor car park 
Just seen it leave as I was out for a walk at lunch time with me girlie... we both watched it drive past mouthing the words "oh my god.. What the ****???"
Looks even worse in real life than in the photos.
Just seen it leave as I was out for a walk at lunch time with me girlie... we both watched it drive past mouthing the words "oh my god.. What the ****???"
Looks even worse in real life than in the photos.
02 September 2003, 01:24 PM
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Yup, got a call from someone calling me over to the window to have a look at it.
Still, at least no-one is going to steal it...
Still, at least no-one is going to steal it...
03 September 2003, 02:07 AM
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well he must have a sense of humour.........the workmanship looks ok, unfortunately the styling does'nt accentuate the car at all...the grill looks like its from a rover 600 series and the lights looks like from a peugeot 406/605.......still life is a learning curve.
03 September 2003, 07:15 PM
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In the name of all that is good and holy, this can not be right! 
It is indeed a crime against man!
I know we live in free world, but surely this man has committed a crime of some sort and should be punished accordingly?
It is indeed a crime against man!
I know we live in free world, but surely this man has committed a crime of some sort and should be punished accordingly?
03 September 2003, 09:13 PM
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That must be one of the ugliest cars I have ever seen in my life, fair dues to the man, each to there own n that but he must have a lot of bottle to drive around in that POS 
03 September 2003, 09:15 PM
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Im abit late in coming in tonite and ive just seen this!
WHAT A PIECE OF ****!
never in my life have i ever seen anything quite as bad as that.
I thought id seen it all til now!
I would love to hear JC's reaction, im sure id be PMSL til xmass
WHAT A PIECE OF ****!
never in my life have i ever seen anything quite as bad as that.
I thought id seen it all til now!
I would love to hear JC's reaction, im sure id be PMSL til xmass
03 September 2003, 09:50 PM
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Hey u cannot mock the mynheer brothers. They r the best exterior styling specialists i have ever seen. My Rover has had the mynheer touch and i have had more than enough compliments. My rover will be @ trax 2003 if anyone wants to have a look, Its red and will have a 'for sale' sign on it cause the moneys going on my scooby.
As mentioned before the cars are built completely to satisfy the customers request. The airbrushing that is performed by mynheer brothers r amazing too.
As mentioned before the cars are built completely to satisfy the customers request. The airbrushing that is performed by mynheer brothers r amazing too.
08 November 2003, 06:22 PM
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I'm not joking (I would add that this is the visitors car park and not a member of staff )
Pictures are a bit ropey as they were taken with a camera phone. Apparantly this car has been spotted in the Marlow area (as well as Slough, where my company is based).
I'm not even sure what it is
Chris
[Edited by Chris L - 8/11/2003 6:32:20 PM]
(I would add that this is the visitors car park and not a member of staff )Pictures are a bit ropey as they were taken with a camera phone. Apparantly this car has been spotted in the Marlow area (as well as Slough, where my company is based).
I'm not even sure what it is
Chris
[Edited by Chris L - 8/11/2003 6:32:20 PM]
08 November 2003, 06:34 PM
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The car in it's previous iteration:
[Edit - ****, I guess that site doesn't do remote image linking]
* Clicky *
[Edited by :Mike: - 8/11/2003 7:59:15 PM]
[Edit - ****, I guess that site doesn't do remote image linking]
* Clicky *
[Edited by :Mike: - 8/11/2003 7:59:15 PM]
08 November 2003, 08:53 PM
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Even more piccies of it here !!!
http://www.tekforums.co.uk/index.php...78976501db4119
[Edited by Monkeh - 8/11/2003 8:57:10 PM]
http://www.tekforums.co.uk/index.php...78976501db4119
[Edited by Monkeh - 8/11/2003 8:57:10 PM]
08 December 2003, 10:42 PM
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ROTFPMSL!!!!!!!!!!!
Edited to add I won't knock the guys business - at least he's making a living out of it and the demand must be out there. Horses for courses really, albeit rare ones...
[Edited by akshay67 - 8/12/2003 10:48:18 PM]
Edited to add I won't knock the guys business - at least he's making a living out of it and the demand must be out there. Horses for courses really, albeit rare ones...
[Edited by akshay67 - 8/12/2003 10:48:18 PM]
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