What games duya play on the motorway?
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Best game is to practise left foot braking in a car you are not familiar with (my case, usually a hire car). No fun when the traffic is light much better when traffic is heavy and moving at about 80 mph+ (M4 mornings).
You simply attempt to reduce speed as the brake lights come on in front of you but use your left foot instead. Try doing it without planting your face into the windscreen and preferably without getting the tailgaiting git in the BMW behind you into your back seat.
Hours of fun.
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Ian
You simply attempt to reduce speed as the brake lights come on in front of you but use your left foot instead. Try doing it without planting your face into the windscreen and preferably without getting the tailgaiting git in the BMW behind you into your back seat.
Hours of fun.
Cheers
Ian
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paulr - That's what the string tied to the steering wheel is for! That system failing, sliding up the armco's on the right usually does it if it's a left bend. Else the cars to my left keep me going if it's a right hander.
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Some great replies
I love a game of joint darts
Drive along happily smoking yer big reefer, then when the MX5 is right up yer **** - as if , then launch the roach of yer banger up through your sunroof
120 is scored by landing the roach right in his passengers footwell causing him to swerve and write off his gay car
180 is scored by landing the joint right in his tussled hair and causing the peroxide in it to ignite and burn him to death
I love a game of joint darts
Drive along happily smoking yer big reefer, then when the MX5 is right up yer **** - as if , then launch the roach of yer banger up through your sunroof
120 is scored by landing the roach right in his passengers footwell causing him to swerve and write off his gay car
180 is scored by landing the joint right in his tussled hair and causing the peroxide in it to ignite and burn him to death
#36
The cone game, usually performed in roadworks, all you have to do is nominate a cone and try and knock it out of the line without disturbing the others. A test of skill and judgement
Foot Flat to the floor game. All you have to do is nail it in top gear and see how long you can kep your foot hard to the floor. A test of anticipation and observation. Having a 600cc Diahatsu MOVE helps in this game though.
Automotive Russian Roulette. Simple really. Time how long you dare drive whilst keeping your eyes closed.
Happy motoring,
astraboy.
Foot Flat to the floor game. All you have to do is nail it in top gear and see how long you can kep your foot hard to the floor. A test of anticipation and observation. Having a 600cc Diahatsu MOVE helps in this game though.
Automotive Russian Roulette. Simple really. Time how long you dare drive whilst keeping your eyes closed.
Happy motoring,
astraboy.
#39
"**** me, a white van man who knows where his indicators are....."
White vans have indicators?
I like "pretend to video the muppet on the mobile".
Get other half to film person on phone (must have vid camera at time - *** box doesnt work ) till they realise.. and watch them slam phone down / swerve all over the place as they..
a) think your an unmarked police car
b) try comicaly to pretend they werent doing anything at all... "no i wasnt on the phone it was just your imagination"
He He
Jza
White vans have indicators?
I like "pretend to video the muppet on the mobile".
Get other half to film person on phone (must have vid camera at time - *** box doesnt work ) till they realise.. and watch them slam phone down / swerve all over the place as they..
a) think your an unmarked police car
b) try comicaly to pretend they werent doing anything at all... "no i wasnt on the phone it was just your imagination"
He He
Jza
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