Still trying to pull - a little help please.
02 September 2003, 01:35 AM
#32
Skoosh LMAO, dont try using the 2 rules together, just one is enough. You dont want to appear like your tryin to get into their knickers now do you 
If the "Im a shy virgin" doesnt work, maybe because ur older than 21 LOL"
Hit em with, "Sorry im gay" and they'll defo want you, unless you really do look like a bulldog licking p!ss off a stinging nettle
If the "Im a shy virgin" doesnt work, maybe because ur older than 21 LOL"
Hit em with, "Sorry im gay" and they'll defo want you, unless you really do look like a bulldog licking p!ss off a stinging nettle
02 September 2003, 01:16 PM
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make sure you wax the wand before you head out, you dont want to be standing at her door when she opens it and finds that you hadnt used your hand to knock.
you have an alternate way of having your cherry popped, go to a night club and wait untill 10 minutes before chucking out time, then find yourself a woman whos on her own (DO NOT MISTAKE THIS FOR A WOMAN WHOS BIG BLOKE IS HAVING A SLASH OR BUSY BASHING THE LAST **** WHO LOOKED AT HIS WOMAN) then offer to buy her a drink.....
if shes in the mood then you should have no worries, with 10 minutes to go will she find someone else to replace you with??
you have an alternate way of having your cherry popped, go to a night club and wait untill 10 minutes before chucking out time, then find yourself a woman whos on her own (DO NOT MISTAKE THIS FOR A WOMAN WHOS BIG BLOKE IS HAVING A SLASH OR BUSY BASHING THE LAST **** WHO LOOKED AT HIS WOMAN) then offer to buy her a drink.....
if shes in the mood then you should have no worries, with 10 minutes to go will she find someone else to replace you with??
02 September 2003, 03:12 PM
#46
actually i should mention that i have a gf and im happily miserable 
so i do not employ these tactics, although desperate needs call for desperate measures.
last option .... take your 40 quid and head to london, find yourself an attractive prossy, shoot your load then show her the road.
so i do not employ these tactics, although desperate needs call for desperate measures.last option .... take your 40 quid and head to london, find yourself an attractive prossy, shoot your load then show her the road.
02 September 2003, 03:54 PM
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find yourself an attractive prossy, shoot your load then show her the road.
02 September 2003, 04:40 PM
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what 'L' plates?
lol 'It wont suck itself!' psml.
I'll turn up my ma Xtra loud GT. Buy her a few drinks in Berlins. Head to Karisma and hope they play Danger (high voltage) again. In fact pray for that to be played for me!!!!!
lol 'It wont suck itself!' psml.
I'll turn up my ma Xtra loud GT. Buy her a few drinks in Berlins. Head to Karisma and hope they play Danger (high voltage) again. In fact pray for that to be played for me!!!!!
02 September 2003, 04:51 PM
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damn bit of a trek from hertfordshire, make sure though if you do get lucky and get laid that you wipe your used *** all over her face before you leave
she will definately remember you even if you are pants in bed
she will definately remember you even if you are pants in bed
02 September 2003, 05:26 PM
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I dont know whether im ****e in bed yet
.Mind, 13.72 seconds ( inc 4play ) is not enough for the chicks to form an honest opinion.
02 September 2003, 07:44 PM
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play it by ear mate, see what vibes your getting, if you feel shes into you then pay for her to get in.
Dont buy her drinks all night long, you dont wanna give her the impression that your trying to get her drunk :P also, if you buy her drinks all the time now and you get together with her she will expect you to pay for them all the time.
Dont buy her drinks all night long, you dont wanna give her the impression that your trying to get her drunk :P also, if you buy her drinks all the time now and you get together with her she will expect you to pay for them all the time.
03 September 2003, 03:15 AM
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ok - failed.
but in process at 2 this mornin @ kicking out time (cheers fitz) got with an old friend. shes hot!
and has a mini cooper!
we'll see how that goes!
but in process at 2 this mornin @ kicking out time (cheers fitz) got with an old friend. shes hot!
and has a mini cooper!
we'll see how that goes!