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12 September 2003, 01:06 PM
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"If it hurts I'll only put it half way in"
12 September 2003, 01:18 PM
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I think coroner is more appropriate.
12 September 2003, 01:44 PM
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"I'll have him; it's only a Fiesta/Nova/etc".
"I'll just go and investigate that noise in my pyjamas without a weapon..."
"Let's get drunk."
12 September 2003, 01:45 PM
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3. Why are the rest of the StarTrek crew wearing different coloured outfits??
LOL, so true
"I'm pretty sure its the red wire....." - Bomb Disposal
12 September 2003, 01:49 PM
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"I promise I wont come in your mouth"
"I'll tell you when I'm about to come and I'll do it on your **** instead"
"Of course I've got a condom on"
"Pink or brown?"
12 September 2003, 03:14 PM
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"you're sure it's switched off?"
And these ones I got from a aircraft black box transcript site:
"OK, don't do that again, that made it worse"
12 September 2003, 03:26 PM
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"Shouldnt you have axel stands under that"?
"Itll be OK on unleaded."
"They are made to hit the limiter."
"Its OK, the orange petrol light stays on for ages!"
"Married, me, no."
ARAF? "what the **** does that mean"..........."Shiittt".
12 September 2003, 03:27 PM
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"I know this road like the back of my hand"
12 September 2003, 03:29 PM
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"Is that a Police car behind us"?
12 September 2003, 03:40 PM
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"Does it bite"?
"Dont worry its not loaded."
"It doesnt look that high!"
"Ill make that gap."
"Kick boxing champion.....my ****."
12 September 2003, 03:43 PM
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.."that Touring car spolier will look great on my Corsa"
12 September 2003, 03:46 PM
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"What do you mean, your going to cut my tongue out".
12 September 2003, 03:51 PM
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"shouldn't take long"
12 September 2003, 03:57 PM
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DJ Maskey
you can put more than one line in a post!!!
*****!!
BB
12 September 2003, 04:42 PM
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"It's OK. They're ******* Spitfires!" Glenn Miller
12 September 2003, 05:00 PM
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"Our suppliers let us down. It will be with you next week"
12 September 2003, 05:31 PM
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"Let's get out at New Cross and walk to the ground from there..."
12 September 2003, 05:47 PM
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1." OH SHI.......!"
2." What do you do once you've pulled the pin out...?"
12 September 2003, 06:06 PM
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"It's getting hot in here" Shuttle crew.
"Don't worry they're American soldiers..."
"I'll have her number before last orders"
"it's only money"
Jason
12 September 2003, 09:14 PM
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12 September 2003, 09:23 PM
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"the chq is in the post"
"watch it he'll have some ******* eye out with that" King Harold
12 September 2003, 09:29 PM
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12 September 2003, 10:48 PM
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Does this dress make my **** look big? No love, your fat makes your **** look big!!!
It's ok my husband won't be home for ages.
My scooby never breaks down, doh.
It's ok i'm on the pill!
It doesn't taste that bad, honestly.
13 September 2003, 08:17 AM
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"I promise i WON'T *** in your mouth"
How many times we said that boys ?
[Edited by Dazza012 - 9/13/2003 8:20:35 AM]
13 September 2003, 09:02 AM
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15 September 2003, 05:23 PM
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its only a bit of spilled oil burning off!
what do you mean you shouldn't use tyre shine on the brake pedal
15 September 2003, 06:40 PM
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Should only take 5 more minutes dear....!
16 September 2003, 01:10 PM
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I can easily adjust the TV aerial myself.
Faster, faster ...
The ice looks thick enough to carry the weight of a scoob.
Has anyone seen this Matrix ping pong.
Mycroft I accept your challenge to one lap of the UK starting at Newbury
16 September 2003, 01:56 PM
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I'm going.....I'm going.....I'm going.....but, before I go, here's a quick back flip"
Donald Campbell
16 September 2003, 02:20 PM
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Of course i won't *** on your mouth!
Where that ticking noise coming from?