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Old 30 September 2003, 03:03 PM
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I should imagine the Audi could quite comfortably be driven into the space between your ears.
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Old 30 September 2003, 03:18 PM
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Wow, I hope my son doesn’t end up like you, you selfish little brat. My parents kicked me out the house when I was 18. Only because I had a massive party when they were on holiday then came home unexpectedly. Best thing they ever did for me, it made me grow up so much quicker.
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Old 01 October 2003, 01:32 AM
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Chaos - Up until now I thought you were a *****. Now I know you are a *****. Have you considered trying to get yourself a nomination for the darwin awards?

BTW - You might find life a bit easier if you realise that your future is in your hands and that the world in general does not owe you a living or a licence.

Can I just add - you dicksplash halfwit - wise up and grow up
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Old 01 October 2003, 09:08 AM
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Have you considered trying to get yourself a nomination for the darwin awards?
This just gets better ........ PMSL @ Fast Bloke..

Love the subtle approach
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Old 01 October 2003, 09:39 AM
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He sounds like a normal 17 year old me, full of sh*t. My bro was like hime at that age, now he's worse and 34! Same slippery slope too, dropped out of education, fell out with the parents......and then freefall.

Chaos will only grow up when his brain grows larger than the size of a pea, which could be many years or never. He won't take advice, did you when you were that age and the bit about him being to "big and strong" for his father to chuck him out, WTF.

No time for these wasters, more and more with each new generation and the worst thing is it's my generations fault, we brought them up!

Good luck with going through life with no respect for others or self respect for yourself.

On the other hand listen to constructive advice from others on this board and learn from their mistakes, it's your choice.

Good luck.

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Old 01 October 2003, 09:46 AM
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Does anyone wanna borrow my nursery rhymes video
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Old 01 October 2003, 10:34 AM
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You seem to know so much ! Calm down and try and see the situation from both sides. Being like THIS will get you no where on life.


Oh and did you ever pass your test ?


You say you might take the Audi ?? I bet your one of these guys that if arrested and put in the cells by the police would start to boo your eyes out asking for mummy and daddy.

See it all before .......... (yawn)
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Old 01 October 2003, 11:07 AM
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ROTFLMFAO!!

[/a thread for all the chaos supporters]

I rule

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Old 01 October 2003, 11:14 AM
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Do you feel a bit silly now?

I would and did a bit when I made up with my (step) father @ age 24.

We both got drunk and had a good cry!

We must have looked right pair of dick-heads. 2 6foot+ 15st blokes crying and talking sh1te in a dodgy boozer in Leeds!

He's the only Dad you'll ever have and when he's gone you'll be sorry if you don't sort it.

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Old 01 October 2003, 11:20 AM
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And now hes gone and shaved his head, to rebel even more.

Nightmare, Im glad Ive got no kids.

Hey, Chaos. Go and get a tattoo on your forehead, they will hate that.
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Old 01 October 2003, 11:35 AM
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Hay, PC! Brown hatters dont have a say in the matter.

lock and key it please.
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Old 01 October 2003, 11:35 AM
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LMAO
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Old 01 October 2003, 11:35 AM
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I think someone's bottom lip is becoming a bit of trip hazard.

Aww, we're so sorry you're a twonk but you put yourself out to be ridiculed for your childish behaviour and now can't take a few of honest opinions of people who have been there and done it all before, oh and a lot of p*ss take.

Mods you got to leave this thread open I feel it could become a legend in its short lifetime.
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Old 01 October 2003, 11:37 AM
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chaos - you wouldn't say that to my face.

not that i care either way. look at my life and look at yours - i think that says enough.
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Old 01 October 2003, 11:43 AM
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I think Chaos. is sat in his Dads house, using his Dads computer, and electricity, drinking a cup of tea bought by his Dad and eating everything in the fridge.

Where is his Dad?

Yes, in work, so he can support young Chaos. in his "do nothin" lifestyle.

No wonder he wants you out!

Remember "the truth hurts".
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Old 01 October 2003, 11:48 AM
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AY charlie!! Your certainly correct, I wouldnt, I want to retain my **** virgity thankyou.

lok&key plz.

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Old 01 October 2003, 12:55 PM
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Sign up for the armed forces

That will make a man out of you and you will learn some

Respect for your elders

you only have one father in your life

This is going to be another <classic> scooby thread

Next please .
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Old 01 October 2003, 01:15 PM
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mum, mum, he called me names!

chaos; i'm telling on you!
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Old 01 October 2003, 01:25 PM
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PC ONE Q; Did it come out covered in ****

I rule

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Old 01 October 2003, 01:33 PM
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chaos. ... I reckon the best thing your father could have done for you is pulled out and spit you on the wall.
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Old 01 October 2003, 01:43 PM
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chaos. ... I reckon the best thing your father could have done for you is pulled out and spit you on the wall.
Isn't hindsight priceless.........

I rule

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Old 01 October 2003, 01:46 PM
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I think you have got the picture now Chaos. Thread locked
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