messiah

... having a black eye sucked off his face

"Santa, what a bast@rd!"
"What does he do?"
"He's the git who climbs down the chimney at christmas to steal all the kids toys..."

Red Dwarf is class

"move up to red alert"
"are you sure sir - it does mean changing the bulb..."

[Edited by messiah - 10/13/2003 2:17:34 PM]

Duck_Pond

The fish-slapping dance in Monty Python

Almost all of Father Ted, especially Dougal asking for a meal in the Police Station, Ted kicking Bishop Brennan up the ar$e, the Monkey Priest and Dougal summarising the whole of the Catholic religion to a Priest, and then saying "That's the part I don't believe..."

Side-show Bob standing on the rakes, in the Simpsons version of Cape Fear.

Allan Partridge's episode where he upsets the farmers.

The old man in Absolutely ("Arrrrrrse"), and Shadwell in Naked Video.

[Edited by Duck_Pond - 10/13/2003 12:17:45 PM]

Hobo_Jojo

red dwarf is great, im lookin forward to the movie!

messiah

Father Ted when he's accused of being Racist, standing behind that piece of dirt on the window. PMSL

The League of Gentlemen "Semen is such a perisistant stain" - and Herr Lipp - the german exchange teacher homo "...I take you in my German Tongue"

The Simpsons pi55 take of Alien, when the dog gets lost in the school ventilation system and groundskeeper ***** goes in after him with a motion tracker.

Red Dwarf's "Psirens". Pete Tranter's sister "I know what you want, you want to squeeze my buttocks together to make one juicy giant peach..."

brickboy

Julian Clary on the TV awards -- "I've just been fisting Norman Lamont ... talk about a red box ..."

messiah

Norman Lamont? Is he the one with a yoghurt pot on his head?
<spitting image>

Jed Exodus

red dwarf when they find out none of them can die eccept rimmer

cat - so if i do this (hits lister over the head with a pole) you cant die!

lister - yeah but i can still feel pain ya smegger!!

and the episode where they can freeze time. lister and rimmer get beaten up after the actual beating took place

ajm

Red Dwarf "Dispair Squid" episode.... "Dwain Dibly!!"

messiah

justice world, where the consequences of a crime affect the purpertrator. Rimmer tells lister to set fire to bed, instead of just telling him what will happen.

Cat : "Have you ever heard of an Irannian Jurd?"
"No why?"
"It can do 150 pelvic thrusts a second. Thats me in slow Mo. put a black a decker on the end of it and I can make it through walls boy!"

Telling the aliens who they think abducted Glenn Miller over the Tannoy "GO AWAY, WE DON'T WANT HIM! YOU TOOK HIM - YOU CAN KEEP TH SMEGGER!"

Markus

I think many OFAH episodes are classics, as mentioned, the Del vs Bar incident is classic, as are the blow up dolls.

Red Dwarf is rather groovy with it's classics. Kryten's corrections of Rimmers Space Corps Directives spring to mind, and most of Polymorph too.

Other classic RD, Cat finding out he is Dwayne Dibley, now that is funny.

I still remember the episode of The Young Ones where neil, or neil and some of his hippie mates were shoved into the fridge by Viv. I seem to recall some warning message being flashed up about the BBC not condoning the freezing of hippies lol

messiah

The Duke Of Dork...



[Edited by messiah - 10/13/2003 3:28:54 PM]

Muffleman

So I'm not the only sad git with every episode of Red Dwarf !!!

How about...'We are talking April, May, June, July AND August Fool' from Queeg500.

Or the detached hand of Kryten crawling up Listers leg and the conversation between the Cat and Lister on the computer.

Or where Rimmer, Lister and Cat are in the cockpit discussing how many times Rimmer has made love, Lister is trying to let the Cat know without Rimmer seeing - and when Lister shows one finger, the cat shouts 'THAT MANY...'

Best quotes ?

That is the metaphoric equivalent of flopping your love spuds in a lions mouth and flicking his wedding tackle with a wet towel !

'All hands on deck - swirley thing alert'.

I could go on and on and on......

messiah

The young ones when changing a lightbulb.

(P)Rik had told Neil that the lightbulb had "gone" because Neil stunk..

lightbulb walks out of door with a suitcase saying "He's right you know, that hippy doesnt half pong..."

messiah

that hand scene is funny as ****! "You havent seen it - it has an eye the size of a meatball"

"Stoke me a clipper" Ace Rimmer Skysurfing on a crocdile to rescue Princess Bonjela from the ****'s ROTFLMFAO

The Campaing for the Integration of Terifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society. One tiny drawback - the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.

"Look at the size of that thing! Its bigger than King Kong's first dump of the day..."

[Edited by messiah - 10/13/2003 3:39:11 PM]

Jed Exodus

lister to cat

"whats the point of having a disguise when you wear it under your normal outfit?"

messiah

"...the damage report machine says engine bay has flooded with fuel and the elastic has snapped on the fluffy dice..."

"space corp directive ???? - no crew member with false teeth shall attempt oral sex in zero gravity..."

boxst

Hello

So what happened to Red Dwarf? I probably stopped watching it (by coincidence) at about the same time Craig David (?) got arrested for rape. I heard the series was then in jeopardy.

Did they make any more?

Steve.

messiah

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that was a long time ago

8 series made & a movie about to go into production

[Edited by messiah - 10/13/2003 5:09:15 PM]

douglasb

"Mineral water. That'll be fine."

"No, Benjamin. Aqua Vita. The water of life"

(League of Gentlemen, Series 1)

astraboy

<did they make anymore?>
only about 4 series worth.
astraboy.

tiggers

Yes we've got a bloody video!!!

[Edited by tiggers - 10/11/2003 8:49:40 PM]