pulling in clubs
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it is a mans duty if under 30 that every time they go out to get absolutly bladdered and do something ridiculously stupid and pull a dog (and not be able to spell)
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Pull? In a club? Nah, never managed it.
And I work in one - how sad!
That said, have turned down the Budget and Moose ranges once or twice. My peroxide barnet must keep the rest away
And I work in one - how sad!
That said, have turned down the Budget and Moose ranges once or twice. My peroxide barnet must keep the rest away
#35
well after another night clubbin it I 'pulled ' 3 ladies (hmm ladies??)..
1. Just started talking to her, v.attractive blonde, bit of a big a$$ tho'.....snogged her and then her mate gave me a right talking to about dont do this dont do that...worst lecture than any i've had of g/f parents, ever. She scared me and i told the girl that and basically did one.
2. Pi$$ed up girl on edge of dancefloor, just was anybodys so why not mine innit
3. Very atractive small petite blonde but with a chip on her shoulder, every other sentence inbetween tongue tennis was 'dont mess me about' and 'i dont deserve to be 2nd best' ...mad, mad and madder. I think i give the impression of a player , bloody hell I wish!!
Also, best (and only hehe) knock back...
It was the 1st girls mate (didnt know that at the time) i approached one and asked what was her top (some writing), she said what it was and then rather unpolitely added 'now fvck off' lol , fair enuf I said and went elsewhere! fair do's uve gotta take it on the chin and not be bothered by it .
1. Just started talking to her, v.attractive blonde, bit of a big a$$ tho'.....snogged her and then her mate gave me a right talking to about dont do this dont do that...worst lecture than any i've had of g/f parents, ever. She scared me and i told the girl that and basically did one.
2. Pi$$ed up girl on edge of dancefloor, just was anybodys so why not mine innit
3. Very atractive small petite blonde but with a chip on her shoulder, every other sentence inbetween tongue tennis was 'dont mess me about' and 'i dont deserve to be 2nd best' ...mad, mad and madder. I think i give the impression of a player , bloody hell I wish!!
Also, best (and only hehe) knock back...
It was the 1st girls mate (didnt know that at the time) i approached one and asked what was her top (some writing), she said what it was and then rather unpolitely added 'now fvck off' lol , fair enuf I said and went elsewhere! fair do's uve gotta take it on the chin and not be bothered by it .
#37
When we go down town a mate of mine (Princess) has usually pre-booked all the decent chicks, so we're left with all the remaining ones.
Getting action down town (Bristol) isn't hard. I was in the Toad in Corn St once and some bird walked past, looked at me, smiled. Came back, undone my flies and started playing with my ****. I couldn't believe it!! I had a pint in each hand, and was unable to defend myself. Oh no
A friend of mine pulled in Branigans, ok she wasn't an oil painting, but he was so pissed he actually fell asleep on her back while waiting for a bus / taxi. Needless to say, she did give out
I think you shouldn't drink too much, as pissed up blokes trying to chat women up are so funny, and it's no wonder we seem to keep crashing and burning!! Try not to drink Blackthorn / Stella or any very strong beer, as it will effect your mind and vision (i.e. Stella Vision)
Try and make them laugh, so once again doesn't help if your pissed and talk about your car constantly, wondering if they'd prefer clear indicators or not.
If in a busy club or pub, drink bottles, as this will minimise spillage on your shirt.
Don't chat one girl up, then immediately start on her mate just incase the first doesn't want to know (Princess this is a major downfall to your chick pulling stratagy) and women do actually spot this.
Don't stare / talk about there ****, unless they want you too. It's quite easy to spot a women that wants you to touch / play with thier jugs.
Try playing hard to get sometimes.
Don't tell them why you've got divorceed. It doesn't work for me, as I accidently managed to get off with one of my Ex-wifes mates Even if you didn't **** them, they won't be pleased. And a blow job is much worse than a kiss, or so they seem to think
Never tell them how many women you slept with, if it greater than 25 forget it. There is a formula available somwehere that will make the number more acceptable to them. They think that 3 different women a week is unreasonable
Don't take the **** out of them if your trying to chat them up. I have seen it work for a few of my mates, but you will have to be pre-pared to be rejected
I'm sure I'll think of a few more soon.
Phill
Getting action down town (Bristol) isn't hard. I was in the Toad in Corn St once and some bird walked past, looked at me, smiled. Came back, undone my flies and started playing with my ****. I couldn't believe it!! I had a pint in each hand, and was unable to defend myself. Oh no
A friend of mine pulled in Branigans, ok she wasn't an oil painting, but he was so pissed he actually fell asleep on her back while waiting for a bus / taxi. Needless to say, she did give out
I think you shouldn't drink too much, as pissed up blokes trying to chat women up are so funny, and it's no wonder we seem to keep crashing and burning!! Try not to drink Blackthorn / Stella or any very strong beer, as it will effect your mind and vision (i.e. Stella Vision)
Try and make them laugh, so once again doesn't help if your pissed and talk about your car constantly, wondering if they'd prefer clear indicators or not.
If in a busy club or pub, drink bottles, as this will minimise spillage on your shirt.
Don't chat one girl up, then immediately start on her mate just incase the first doesn't want to know (Princess this is a major downfall to your chick pulling stratagy) and women do actually spot this.
Don't stare / talk about there ****, unless they want you too. It's quite easy to spot a women that wants you to touch / play with thier jugs.
Try playing hard to get sometimes.
Don't tell them why you've got divorceed. It doesn't work for me, as I accidently managed to get off with one of my Ex-wifes mates Even if you didn't **** them, they won't be pleased. And a blow job is much worse than a kiss, or so they seem to think
Never tell them how many women you slept with, if it greater than 25 forget it. There is a formula available somwehere that will make the number more acceptable to them. They think that 3 different women a week is unreasonable
Don't take the **** out of them if your trying to chat them up. I have seen it work for a few of my mates, but you will have to be pre-pared to be rejected
I'm sure I'll think of a few more soon.
Phill
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Girls dont get pulled anymore in Bars...jesus most blokes are 1/2 bent all grouped together checking their makup and hair in the Toilets.. All trying to check there looks in any shiny surface..
Bloody hell it must be terrible to be a single women....
2 x girlfriend I know..And one is very very top totty in a classy way. went to "Lover Lounge" in London... Found the men a bit poncy.
Bloody hell it must be terrible to be a single women....
2 x girlfriend I know..And one is very very top totty in a classy way. went to "Lover Lounge" in London... Found the men a bit poncy.
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I dont think I can ever pull a girl in a club for a relationship. One night stands yeah but it does tend to get boring in the end. The best way for relationships is to hang about in colleges and telling them that you're in uni. Foolproof technique.
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J4CKO said
"All the really stunning looking people go home alone wheras the average and ugly ones always pull with something from the same league (if not always the same planet)"
Thats soooo true, I never pull in a club
LOL at some of the things in this thread
"All the really stunning looking people go home alone wheras the average and ugly ones always pull with something from the same league (if not always the same planet)"
Thats soooo true, I never pull in a club
LOL at some of the things in this thread
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You need to ask for a transfer to a lapdancing bar, and dont get lumbered with the main entrance.....
Whats wrong with pi55ed up slappers anyway?
Whats wrong with pi55ed up slappers anyway?
#49
lapdancing bar, i'd have a permanent on the job stiffy !!
pi$$ed up slappers aint really my cup of tea no more, especially when I'm sober meself, which obviously u r when on the door.
pi$$ed up slappers aint really my cup of tea no more, especially when I'm sober meself, which obviously u r when on the door.
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