How many years shagging V how many shags
25 November 2003, 12:55 PM
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pslewis - your meager score of 35 is hardly something to boast about
I passed that number years ago snd I've still got another 40 or so years left in me old boy!
I'm pretty sure I'll see at least 35 new 'conquests' next year alone and they are sure to be female, possibly 2 or 3 at a time
[Edited by Scooby96 - 11/25/2003 12:56:11 PM]
I passed that number years ago snd I've still got another 40 or so years left in me old boy!
I'm pretty sure I'll see at least 35 new 'conquests' next year alone and they are sure to be female, possibly 2 or 3 at a time
[Edited by Scooby96 - 11/25/2003 12:56:11 PM]
25 November 2003, 01:03 PM
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Do women get easier as they get older?
The one thing in life that always amazes me is the amount of really fit lasses you see with some Corsa driving spotty, burbury'd up ned
Whats the script with that???? Where is the room in the market for the honest reasonable looking guys with an ok job and the ability to hold a conversation????
25 November 2003, 01:08 PM
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I passed that number years ago snd I've still got another 40 or so years left in me old boy!
I'm pretty sure I'll see at least 35 new 'conquests' next year alone and they are sure to be female, possibly 2 or 3 at a time
I'm pretty sure I'll see at least 35 new 'conquests' next year alone and they are sure to be female, possibly 2 or 3 at a time
Yeh right, your just bull$hiting, aint yer![img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
Tell me who, how and where
standards=0? Is every hole a goal
looks=brad pitt? - (I think hes mingin TBH)
Bank account=6 figures? - No problem!
Race=black? - No problem!
You pay for it? - Cheating![img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
Go on tell, so I can believe yer!
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25 November 2003, 01:42 PM
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standards=0? Is every hole a goal
I can admit it
, after all they are much more grateful.
25 November 2003, 01:47 PM
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Chaos is making the point that where he lives (manchester - large black population) that women only seem interested in black men (large **** sterotype 
). He made that point badly though with some crude references. Forgot it now and move on with the thread
). He made that point badly though with some crude references. Forgot it now and move on with the thread
25 November 2003, 01:54 PM
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Yeh right, your just bull$hiting, aint yer!
Tell me who, how and where
standards=0? Is every hole a goal - NOT AT ALL
looks=brad pitt? - (I think hes mingin TBH) - NOT EVEN CLOSE TO LOOKING LIKE BRAD PITT
Bank account=6 figures? - No problem! - NO 6 FIGURE BANK BALANCE...YET
Race=black? - No problem! - I'M WHITE (BUT BLACK MEN DONT HAVE TYHE MONOPOLY ON LARGE *****!!)
You pay for it? - Cheating! - NEER HAVE AND NEVER WOULD PAY FOR IT!!!
Go on tell, so I can believe yer!
NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU - ITS MY LIFESTYLE PURE AND SIMPLE, DO A SN SEARCH ON 'SWINGING' AND ALL WILL BE REVEALED!!
[Edited by Scooby96 - 11/25/2003 1:59:20 PM]
Tell me who, how and where
standards=0? Is every hole a goal - NOT AT ALL
looks=brad pitt? - (I think hes mingin TBH) - NOT EVEN CLOSE TO LOOKING LIKE BRAD PITT
Bank account=6 figures? - No problem! - NO 6 FIGURE BANK BALANCE...YET
Race=black? - No problem! - I'M WHITE (BUT BLACK MEN DONT HAVE TYHE MONOPOLY ON LARGE *****!!)
You pay for it? - Cheating! - NEER HAVE AND NEVER WOULD PAY FOR IT!!!
Go on tell, so I can believe yer!
NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU - ITS MY LIFESTYLE PURE AND SIMPLE, DO A SN SEARCH ON 'SWINGING' AND ALL WILL BE REVEALED!!
[Edited by Scooby96 - 11/25/2003 1:59:20 PM]
25 November 2003, 02:01 PM
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25 November 2003, 02:04 PM
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NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU - ITS MY LIFESTYLE PURE AND SIMPLE, DO A SN SEARCH ON 'SWINGING' AND ALL WILL BE REVEALED!!
chaos.
25 November 2003, 02:15 PM
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Can i just ask a question... what is it with keeping a tally of how many people you've shagged? Someone in the thread already said he's woken up next to some total hummers! LOL
Im going for quality not quantity
Im going for quality not quantity
25 November 2003, 02:21 PM
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Yeah i know how many, but i wouldn't **** someone just for the sake of it!! Or to add to my tally! Jeez some people must be on the GUM Clinic Xmas card list
25 November 2003, 02:24 PM
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I dont exactly do it to increase my 'score' - its done because its something I enjoy - it wouldnt matter to me if we found the right one and all lived together as a threesome - I wish
Obviously once the kids left home!
[Edited by Scooby96 - 11/25/2003 2:26:45 PM]
Obviously once the kids left home!
[Edited by Scooby96 - 11/25/2003 2:26:45 PM]
25 November 2003, 03:58 PM
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From now on to the nearest two decimal points will be sufficient 
I've personally never done the random thing or one night stand thing - I only sleep with people I actually like. It should have been clear from last nights, brief (but funny), w@nking thread that if I need relief I'll visit pam and her five sisters rather than go seek a total munter
I've personally never done the random thing or one night stand thing - I only sleep with people I actually like. It should have been clear from last nights, brief (but funny), w@nking thread that if I need relief I'll visit pam and her five sisters rather than go seek a total munter