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Old 04 December 2003, 09:59 PM
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You sick tw@t, no way could I do that to a woman
shes not a woman, shes a EX and there all EVIL
lmfao
Old 04 December 2003, 10:01 PM
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I would gladly go for a piece of what you know, no wondering if your doing a good job, how you look etc. My ex very handy for that

Old 04 December 2003, 10:02 PM
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tis no excuse, fosters is fosters which ever way you ccok it.
Old 04 December 2003, 10:06 PM
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this thread is a corker..

no wondering if your doing a good job, how you look etc
Am I alone in never wondeering if I am doing a good job or how I look?

A women is a life support machine for a vagina - end of topic.
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PMSL
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Fortunately ive never been in this position but id defo tell her to **** off she just wants to use you as a shagpiece tell her to whistle
Old 04 December 2003, 10:09 PM
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sod it...knock a nail in her *** - dry style
Old 04 December 2003, 10:12 PM
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you could always ask her to perform magic, take her back to yours, sh@g her senseless then tell her to disappear?? just a thought
Old 04 December 2003, 10:12 PM
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you know you wonna
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Think he gone to see her?????????????
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Old 04 December 2003, 10:15 PM
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You can come to mine if you like!! No strings!
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bet he wished he never asked
Old 04 December 2003, 10:16 PM
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lmfao

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Just go see her.....then tell us what happened.....
Old 04 December 2003, 10:19 PM
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2 previous keepers
..I'd get that HPI'd if I were you, women will tell you anything.
Old 04 December 2003, 10:59 PM
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Never return to a lit firework......
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Get her to go down on you then fart in her face
Old 04 December 2003, 11:50 PM
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My ex - who does read SN - and I split up 2 years ago and we still cross paths every now and again

Go for it I say, as long as its no-strings
Old 05 December 2003, 02:15 AM
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Hey, you're lucky to have the option. Says a lot for my (lack of) sex life doesn't it.

If you're over her, and know she's over emotional attachment to you, then go for it as long as it's 1-nighter. But don't let it get in the way of being single and enjoying it (once you're ready to/or once you meet someone).

If only one of you wants more than a quick ****, stay the hell away unless you think both parties could work it out again (although... did you mean to split up really? why? as said before...)
Old 05 December 2003, 09:29 AM
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If she just wants sex......maybe chaos would oblige
Old 05 December 2003, 09:36 AM
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When faced with a dilemma like this I always refer to Deidre, she knows the lot. And it just so happens today's advice deals with just this situation.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2...561282,00.html

This bloke had sex with the ex and look what's happened......
Old 05 December 2003, 09:42 AM
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Turn her down, dont think theres much worse for a woman being turned down for sex by a man, dont think they think we have it in us turning it down....
Old 05 December 2003, 09:50 AM
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dave - you've got a point there. turn her down and she'll be even more up for it - watch her beg even more.

I would say adopt the, "but it might get in the way of our friendship" and, "i really dont think its a good idea, do you?"

Once shes practically licking your boots for a sh@g you can then put your conditions on the 'transaction':

a) you can blast your load on her face

b) you chose the hole(s) used during the transaction

c) she brings:

i) a female friend who is bi-sexual

ii) her sister who is bi-sexual

iii) 2 female friends who are bi-sexual

iv) 2 sisters who are bi-sexual

You get my drift



Old 05 December 2003, 10:07 AM
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lmao, suppose u could play it like that, is she a vindictive type woman who you originally thought she hated u? maybe she has caught something I vindictivly trying to pass it on be safe
Old 05 December 2003, 10:10 AM
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LMAO @ scooby96 I can usually secure non-cost options a) and b) but as yet I cannot get c) no matter how hard I try
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