Thanks Neighbour Part 3
07 March 2004, 10:31 PM
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yeah but what keeps cats under control, they then become the 'pest'...
07 March 2004, 10:32 PM
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No, that's called keeping your own surroundings as you intend.
You missed the irony Spoon
07 March 2004, 10:34 PM
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07 March 2004, 10:34 PM
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btw best way to get rid of cats in your own garden is to get you own... I have a BIG tom, and little kitten!
07 March 2004, 10:35 PM
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No Moosey, you did!
Bugger, did I?
07 March 2004, 10:37 PM
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yeah but what keeps cats under control, they then become the 'pest'...
No owner = stray
Therfore, off to the cat's home RSPCA or wherever strays end up these day.
Obviously you can help things along by snaring the blighter and phoning them saying some sick sod has trapped a cat in your now dead nieghbours garden
07 March 2004, 10:37 PM
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Poor Guy - good job for your sake you don't live near me.
07 March 2004, 10:37 PM
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07 March 2004, 10:38 PM
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btw best way to get rid of cats in your own garden is to get you own... I have a BIG tom, and little kitten!
Yeh, it's far better sticking your hand in your own cats shít than somebody else's cats shít.
Also it's easier to feed them the fish straight from the bag you bought them in rather than putting them in the pond first.
07 March 2004, 10:38 PM
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Simple - you shoot my cat, I shoot you.
07 March 2004, 10:38 PM
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Evening. Business as usual then....
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07 March 2004, 10:39 PM
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07 March 2004, 10:39 PM
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Bugger, did I?
Well I never felt a thing.
07 March 2004, 10:40 PM
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Simple - you shoot my cat, I shoot you.
cool
UB you crack me up
07 March 2004, 10:41 PM
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Simple - you shoot my cat, I shoot you.
well said..
some people just overreact, it's only a little turd etc.....
07 March 2004, 10:42 PM
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well said..
it's only a little turd etc.....
That's one name for a cat, granted.
07 March 2004, 10:43 PM
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07 March 2004, 10:44 PM
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I'm glad my neighbours haven't got any fish. My cat, turdella, brings all her kills into the house.
Wouldn't want some slimey fish thing on my carpet.
07 March 2004, 10:47 PM
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im glad you dont live near me, for your sake................................... ahhh bollocks im going to bed
07 March 2004, 10:47 PM
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I blame the fish owners.....
If I find a fish on my carpet I'll shoot it
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07 March 2004, 10:50 PM
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I'm glad my neighbours haven't got any fish. My cat, turdella, brings all her kills into the house.
Wouldn't want some slimey fish thing on my carpet.
What a cracking name!!
Shame your neighbours didn't have shake n vac bottles really.
07 March 2004, 10:50 PM
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I've got a spare carpet. You shoot my cat, the carpet goes in with the fish.
07 March 2004, 10:52 PM
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Cut out the middle man and just shoot the carpet!
07 March 2004, 10:54 PM
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Anyone who wants to fish on my carpet, using cats as bait.... er... shoot.
07 March 2004, 10:55 PM
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are Muppets indigenous to NSR or have you all been negligently released?
07 March 2004, 10:57 PM
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We Crept out...
Red_dogs drunk and she's making a scene...I'm not going back 'til she's sober
07 March 2004, 10:57 PM
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They occasionally migrate. This is one such instance.
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07 March 2004, 10:57 PM
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07 March 2004, 10:32 PM
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