Favourite phrases and sayings
#39
Scooby Regular
When I was young, my mum always used to say to me if I was in a foul mood -
"You have the skin of your **** on your face!"
"You have the skin of your **** on your face!"
#44
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Talk to the hand....
Posts: 13,331
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally Posted by Jerome
If someone is ugly:
Someone looks like they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Someone looks like they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
I like "Rarer than rocking horse ****"
UB
#45
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 572
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
She knows her way round a chip shop-to describe a larger lady.
Nipples like Scania wheelnuts.
Busier than a one legged man at an **** kicking contest.
Face like a melted welly
One from Billy Connoly to describe a scary bloke 'I wouldn't like to kick a ball into that ******* garden'
Nipples like Scania wheelnuts.
Busier than a one legged man at an **** kicking contest.
Face like a melted welly
One from Billy Connoly to describe a scary bloke 'I wouldn't like to kick a ball into that ******* garden'
#48
"nipples like fighter bullets"
"look at the lips on that! could scuck oranges through a straw!"
"nice **** where did you buy them?"
"oxfam were sorry to see that one go"
"stands out liek an alterboys erection!"
"look at the lips on that! could scuck oranges through a straw!"
"nice **** where did you buy them?"
"oxfam were sorry to see that one go"
"stands out liek an alterboys erection!"
#49
**** like a blood orange (another curry one)
I was sweating like a rapist
It looked like a black cat with its throat cut
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead (Stan Laurel)
If her nipples were any bigger she'd be a walkin hat stand (wibble)
He's got a wallet the size of an elephants ******* and twice as hard to get your hands on (Blackadder)
She's got a gob on her like a torn pocket
I might have a little d1ck but i've got a big **** to knock it in with (i've used this the most)
I was sweating like a rapist
It looked like a black cat with its throat cut
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead (Stan Laurel)
If her nipples were any bigger she'd be a walkin hat stand (wibble)
He's got a wallet the size of an elephants ******* and twice as hard to get your hands on (Blackadder)
She's got a gob on her like a torn pocket
I might have a little d1ck but i've got a big **** to knock it in with (i've used this the most)
#54
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: STIFFSPEED
Posts: 3,400
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
If brains were dynamite you wouldn`t have enough to blow your nose.
Nipples like chapel hat pegs.
My cars running like a ****eing dog.
I`m that hungry I could eat a poorly monkey.
Her jeans were that tight you could read her lips.
She had a ****** like a gorrilas fist.
Once you get past the smell you`ve got it licked (69)
time of the month related-
The decorators are in.
Leak under the Beetle bonnet.
Japonese national flag week.
Never trust anything that bleeds for that many days and doesn`t die.
Nipples like chapel hat pegs.
My cars running like a ****eing dog.
I`m that hungry I could eat a poorly monkey.
Her jeans were that tight you could read her lips.
She had a ****** like a gorrilas fist.
Once you get past the smell you`ve got it licked (69)
time of the month related-
The decorators are in.
Leak under the Beetle bonnet.
Japonese national flag week.
Never trust anything that bleeds for that many days and doesn`t die.
#55
"that really wets my sponge" as in I really like something
"you can whistle for it" always liked that one
"youve got 2 hopes and 1 of them is bob" not so good now hes dead
"taxi for .......your surname"
"Ill get my coat"
"mad as a box of frogs"
I could go on all night.......
"you can whistle for it" always liked that one
"youve got 2 hopes and 1 of them is bob" not so good now hes dead
"taxi for .......your surname"
"Ill get my coat"
"mad as a box of frogs"
I could go on all night.......
#56
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: French side of the border at Geneva, Switzerland
Posts: 5,703
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Describing an idiot: "He's got a head full of wizard's ***" or "His head is full of mad dog's sh1te"
A fat person "I'll be he/she can feed the pot"
A fat person "I'll be he/she can feed the pot"
#57
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: nix fur bremser...
Posts: 1,757
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
- Dunlop Kojaks (Bald tyres)
- Chinese fire drill (utter chaos)
- Dead heat in a zeppelin race (to describe a lady with large norks)
- She's got a face only her mother could love
- How can you be so ugly with just one head?
- Test pilot for Airfix (put down for a small person)
- Chinese fire drill (utter chaos)
- Dead heat in a zeppelin race (to describe a lady with large norks)
- She's got a face only her mother could love
- How can you be so ugly with just one head?
- Test pilot for Airfix (put down for a small person)