Favourite phrases and sayings
02 April 2004, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by PG
also: I'd use her **** for toothpaste
Also- she`s been cocked more times than John Waynes gun.
Had more ****** than an old pub dartboard.
03 April 2004, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted by PG
also: I'd use her **** for toothpaste
"and her love juice for vinegar"
03 April 2004, 08:44 PM
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ugly bird- with a face like that, who needs an ****
nice bird- id **** her till the neighbours complained about the smell
squint eyed bird- she's got 1 eye waiting for the bus and the other watching it leave
old minger- she's got white hair and long black curly teeth
nice bird- id **** her till the neighbours complained about the smell
squint eyed bird- she's got 1 eye waiting for the bus and the other watching it leave
old minger- she's got white hair and long black curly teeth
03 April 2004, 09:05 PM
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'flatter than a witches tit' - err....flat battery or summink
'a bit george michael' - when its a hot day, ie 'Wham'
'ive got an 4rsehole like the opening scene of Bonanza' - when after a hot curry
'id give someone a blow job for something warm inside my stomach' - when cold & hungry.
'more chance platting snot' - something impossible to do
'you village !' - when someone is stupid, ie village idiot
'a bit george michael' - when its a hot day, ie 'Wham'
'ive got an 4rsehole like the opening scene of Bonanza' - when after a hot curry
'id give someone a blow job for something warm inside my stomach' - when cold & hungry.
'more chance platting snot' - something impossible to do
'you village !' - when someone is stupid, ie village idiot
03 April 2004, 11:03 PM
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"I wouldn't say she was ugly, but I bet she has to get the vibrator Pissed"
"She's looser than an MFI wardrobe"
"I wouldn't say she was fat, but when I'm on top, I have to suck a boiled sweet to make my ears pop"
"I wouldn't say he was ugly, but the midwife slapped his mum around the face when he was born"
"She's looser than an MFI wardrobe"
"I wouldn't say she was fat, but when I'm on top, I have to suck a boiled sweet to make my ears pop"
"I wouldn't say he was ugly, but the midwife slapped his mum around the face when he was born"
04 April 2004, 12:35 PM
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"I wouldn't say she was fat, but when I'm on top, I have to suck a boiled sweet to make my ears pop"
Cheers
Kav
04 April 2004, 03:18 PM
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A few more:
"I could never be Gay. I couldn't stand men refusing me as well as women"
"I wouldn't say he was smelly, but the best place to hide money in his house is under the soap"
One for late in the evening when your hungry. "I feel like a tank in Tianamen Square. I could murder a Chinese"
What do you say to a bird just after you shot your load? "Hey luv, is that your taxi outside?"
"I could never be Gay. I couldn't stand men refusing me as well as women"
"I wouldn't say he was smelly, but the best place to hide money in his house is under the soap"
One for late in the evening when your hungry. "I feel like a tank in Tianamen Square. I could murder a Chinese"
What do you say to a bird just after you shot your load? "Hey luv, is that your taxi outside?"
04 April 2004, 03:22 PM
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When seeing fit girl on bike
http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=316366
Wouldnt mind sniffing her saddle!
Chip.
http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=316366
Wouldnt mind sniffing her saddle!
Chip.
04 April 2004, 03:42 PM
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Some I use a lot:
"Unlucky Sue" when something bad happens to a mate, Sue as in the girls name, not legal action. No idea where it comes from.
"So powerful it could suck your underpants off" we used to use this for my mates race bike
"Touching Carbon Fibre" the racers version of Touching Cloth
"I'm peeping" I need a poo
"Unlucky Sue" when something bad happens to a mate, Sue as in the girls name, not legal action. No idea where it comes from.
"So powerful it could suck your underpants off" we used to use this for my mates race bike
"Touching Carbon Fibre" the racers version of Touching Cloth
"I'm peeping" I need a poo
04 April 2004, 09:15 PM
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"No use to man nor beast." - Self explanatory.
"..couldn't hit a dead donkey's **** with a frying pan." - Dave (Harry) Bassett commenting on his wasteful strikers.
"Bugger me with a fish fork!" - when surprised. (Courtesy of Blackadder IV)
Blobster
"Can't find their **** with both hands." - It's main dealer service time again. (one in particular)
"..couldn't hit a dead donkey's **** with a frying pan." - Dave (Harry) Bassett commenting on his wasteful strikers.
"Bugger me with a fish fork!" - when surprised. (Courtesy of Blackadder IV)
Blobster
"Can't find their **** with both hands." - It's main dealer service time again. (one in particular)
