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06 April 2004, 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Boro
"I wouldnt even touch her with yours"
06 April 2004, 07:21 AM
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I wouldn't say she was fat, but I burnt my **** on the lightbulb.
Everyone has the right to be ugly, but some people abuse it.
He couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.
Some people are born to lead, others to follow and the rest of us just can't be arsed.
Everyone has the right to be ugly, but some people abuse it.
He couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.
Some people are born to lead, others to follow and the rest of us just can't be arsed.
06 April 2004, 10:44 AM
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This Beer's like making love in a canoe ('f*cking close to water - courtesy of Monty Python)
Like finding a fart in a jacuzzi (struggling to find something !)
If brains was dynamite, you could't blow your cap off.
I HAVE got hair like yours, just not on my head.
I'd get lost in there for a week (if you see a nice ladies rack\ar*e)
I asked for the news, not the weather (when someone 'sprays' you when talking to you )
Warm enough to boil a monkeys bum ! (another Monty Python)
It's like pinning Diaorhea to the wall (somewhat impossible task)
Thick as pig sh*t and twice as sticky.
Well bugger me poop chute ! (I'm somewhat surprised !)
Galloping up diaorhea drive without a saddle. (Things are BAD !)
That should do for starters
Matt
Like finding a fart in a jacuzzi (struggling to find something !)
If brains was dynamite, you could't blow your cap off.
I HAVE got hair like yours, just not on my head.
I'd get lost in there for a week (if you see a nice ladies rack\ar*e)
I asked for the news, not the weather (when someone 'sprays' you when talking to you )
Warm enough to boil a monkeys bum ! (another Monty Python)
It's like pinning Diaorhea to the wall (somewhat impossible task)
Thick as pig sh*t and twice as sticky.
Well bugger me poop chute ! (I'm somewhat surprised !)
Galloping up diaorhea drive without a saddle. (Things are BAD !)
That should do for starters
Matt
06 April 2004, 03:41 PM
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got one in the departure lounge
just gonna drop the kids off at the pool
she's so fine...I'd eat the peanuts out of her sh*t just to see her bend over
May your earholes turn into arseholes and sh*t all over your shoulders!
just gonna drop the kids off at the pool
she's so fine...I'd eat the peanuts out of her sh*t just to see her bend over
May your earholes turn into arseholes and sh*t all over your shoulders!
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