ozzy

Yes, but if he's hung like a chipmonk he's no chance. Anyway, don't be harsh on yourself. I'm sure your legs aren't that bad

Jye

A typical Englishman wearing his kilt

Redkop

That analogy doesn't apply to me, because if I was a bloke [which I'm not btw] I wouldn't wear a tartan skirt!!

Jye

So would you rather wear the trousers, like ol sticky Viccy above?

CEL

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PMSL

Redkop

Too right

talizman

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English women love men in kilts too, don't let them tell you different.

The issue is, that Scots men can wear a kilt and look good in it, but mind you, the english have their Morris dancers costumes.

jasey

The Kilt is indeed a magnificent garment - Invented in England in 1207 by the Duke of Preston (real name Robert Kiltnacnut).

Not a lot of people know this little known FACT - so please be sure to tell everyone you know.

ps To get this thread back on track I pulled into the drive last night to be confronted by a monster Flower of Scotland - I'm sure it sprung up because we've had a week of sunshine - not sure How tall it is but I'll measure it just before I attemp to cut the thing down tonight - Or should I spare it's life - might just let it live as long as England are in Euro 2004 - that way it'll be the only Scot wanting England to Win

Jye

If you cut em down, 10 spring up in its place

Jye

BTW, I thought it was the Englishman, Thomas Rawlinson, that invented the kilt around 1727. Shows what I know.

Kilt-na-****, nice one

jasey

Maybe I'll just dress it up Like A Morris Dancer then .

jasey

He was known as Robert the ****