Redkop

I normally get the world and his wife sat on my ar$e when I am driving my EscCos. It used to really **** me off, but like Dazza's-STi & Richard Askew, I now drive exactly to the speed limit [a little slower sometimes ] and hope they get fed up.

Have had many instances of tw@ts coming the other way, actually turning round and busting a gut to catch me up, because they see a female driving an EscCos, then try to bait me. Poor little darlings, wasting their time

B0DSKI

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FORD GALAXYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are they all total Pr***s or is it just me???? Nearly everytime i see one on any type of road they seem to want to either race or not get out of lane 3!
I recon it's "Mr 2.4 children" secretly fecked off that he's had to buy such a ****e motor to get his sprogs and missus about.

Bonehead

When someone's following me too closely and starts flashing there lights, I use the headlight spray.
At speed it ends up on there windscreen, usually pi55es 'em off even more.

SUBTYPER

Best modification I have ever fitted is GEMS ECU with ANit Lag soon makes them back off with a few well chose pops and flashes they worry about their bumpers too much.

I was completely oblitereated by a Mercedes C class the other day came off the round about and right upto triple figures this bugger sat on bumper. Mind The previous owner had fitted a small TD04 turbo to my car so not the best STI in the world. But the real surprise was I moved over and this bugger smoothly accelerated past me and waved. Turns out it was being powered by a AMG lump a BIG AMG LUMP.

Well next on shopping list bigger turbo and supporting mods. Certainly cant have Gerry Wagons getting past LOL.