Buzzer

Ooh Suits you Micey


Betty Swallocks Sir?

DaveD

iTrader: (2)

We had a 'weird' rating system at uni...

Level 1) Weird as cheese. (a bit out of the ordinary)
Level 2) Weird as combats (strange)
Level 3) Weird as Tim (just don't go there... Tim was *very* weird!)


We all knew exactly how weird things were on this scale...

Rachael (not bothering to log Dave out... again!)

Dazza01

so i bet u called ur m8 a FORKing twit then eh

ProperCharlie

that was the general idea. others included "lovely bit of ******" and "minge"

champion misogynists i used to work with.

Apparition

You've heard the term "senior moment "?
Well I have CRAFT moments....... Can't Remember A F***ing Thing,

Apparition

As for spoonerisms....... I buy a Maily Dail every day and park my car in Par Carks

MarkO

Some of my favourites:
Skank - word used to describe 'non-sophisticated' women of low quality.
Wazzok - fool, idiot (unsure of the spelling)
Mad as a balloon - courtesy of Blackadder, perfectly descriptive.

On a related subject, I was slightly concerned that the narrator on the BBC's new series 'Time Machine' used the coloquialism 'it all went pear shaped' on Sunday. Dumbing down? Never....

mj

wazzock - not heard that for years

sken - used to describe someone with wonky eyes, as in " he has a sken like a bucket full of snails "

Dicke C

I can't claim the following phrase, it was first used by my old squaddie neighbour and can be used in any number of pi$$ take situations.
When someone raises a question the reply was always " Good point, well presented, deserves an answer"
When using this phrase you must use the correct hand signals. One hand being used in a Karate chop movement downwards on the words "point", "presented" and "answer".

wrxtankie

Still used today as a method of instruction

Richard Askew

"Face like a fire damaged welly" - to describe a not-too-pleasant female

"Marsh hopping swamp donkey" - see above

Used them years ago - moved back and some of the lads who work at the place I used to but werent there when I was are now using these phrases

Ahh what a legacy

scoobyvirgin

I for some unknown reason call my mate cnuty bollocks!

I don't know where it came from but i'm sure i'm not the only one to use it.

micared

Face like an unopened parachute accident.....descriptive, and, in many parts of the world, uncannily accurate.

tonybooth

RAF = Rough as ****

Mingebag - nickname for wife

Bean Flicker - nickname for wife

Gusset Typer - nickname for wife

A couple of favourites from TV: -

**** Monkey (Game On)

****-Jockey (Bo Selecta)

Lots of other that are not suitable for a public BBS, such as.......... NMS, GSB etc.

JayPSC

Erotic Truncheon - created when a friend misheard me lol