Did anyone see trisha this morning?!
20 July 2004, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by mj
Chav-boy 
, PM me a link to your pyromania site, genuinley interested 
, PM me a link to your pyromania site, genuinley interested 
Ive just bought some more cool chems, gunna make some meal black powder and Acetone peroxide!
20 July 2004, 08:26 PM
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FPMSL, wrong on both accounts, I am not a scouser and I have no need to look for a fella, got one thanks 
I sense by your defensive replies, that you are one of the guys I mentioned about - I'm right... aren't I?
I sense by your defensive replies, that you are one of the guys I mentioned about - I'm right... aren't I?
20 July 2004, 08:28 PM
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the question is why are you watching it in the first place?
This is the first time I watched it because I'm usually in bed, unfortunatly the inconsidderate workmen outside my window managed to wake me with the pnumatic pecker on their JCB. Bastids arn't they!
20 July 2004, 08:31 PM
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>LMAO at you guys, ever stopped to think that the guys who shagged her were dead ugly fat munters too? Not all of you can be choosy - surely? Some must have to take what's on offer, as they stand no chance of pulling a fit bird - fact.
Well said, Redcop!
Well said, Redcop!
20 July 2004, 08:35 PM
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I sense by your defensive replies, that you are one of the guys I mentioned about - I'm right... aren't I?
soz, not applicaable
20 July 2004, 08:35 PM
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I must say, come closing time, you can see the desperation on the lads faces - those whom have not yet secured their take-home **** that is... it's almost like a ritual!
20 July 2004, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
>LMAO at you guys, ever stopped to think that the guys who shagged her were dead ugly fat munters too? Not all of you can be choosy - surely? Some must have to take what's on offer, as they stand no chance of pulling a fit bird - fact.
Well said, Redcop!
Well said, Redcop!
20 July 2004, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Soulgirl
I must say, come closing time, you can see the desperation on the lads faces - those whom have not yet secured their take-home **** that is... it's almost like a ritual!
20 July 2004, 08:41 PM
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soulgirl-correctomundo.
question is, why are you girls still in the club at 2 AM to see the look on our faces?
<double, one for each lady>
question is, why are you girls still in the club at 2 AM to see the look on our faces?
<double, one for each lady>
20 July 2004, 08:42 PM
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Your point is invallied, madam Kop, simply because from this thread we have proved that is doesn't matter the woman looks like, she will still get nailed.
I've also come to the conclusion that women are the only winners, I'm not going into my logic as it's not difficult to work out, it's very one sided.
I've also come to the conclusion that women are the only winners, I'm not going into my logic as it's not difficult to work out, it's very one sided.
20 July 2004, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Audi-Boy
I've also come to the conclusion that women are the only winners, I'm not going into my logic as it's not difficult to work out, it's very one sided.
20 July 2004, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by mj
question is, why are you girls still in the club at 2 AM to see the look on our faces?
One evening, after a great night Nothern Souling (as I do frequently) I was enjoying a bag of chips outside of a chippy with all my soulmates. A young lad, no more than 20, started chatting me up. Now I'm no oil painting and Im nearly 40 ffs - I told him to f uck off or I would stab him with my chip fork - of course, he got extremely aggitated at that point. Not sure if it was because he had been made a fool of infront of his mates or because he had wasted valuable time in finding a ****!
20 July 2004, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by mj
<suspicious> @ redkop's "never been there"
TBH, munterhunting is best done in the kebab shop, at least you know they eat meat
TBH, munterhunting is best done in the kebab shop, at least you know they eat meat
20 July 2004, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Redkop
Never had the need to wear beer goggles. as I have never been in a desperate situ....
20 July 2004, 08:59 PM
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A young lad, no more than 20, started chatting me up. Now I'm no oil painting and Im nearly 40 ffs - I told him to f uck off or I would stab him with my chip fork
I don't understand, I'm just baffled..
Wimmin are hevil.
20 July 2004, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Audi-Boy
Why did you tell him to foff? Weren't you flattered that someone 1/2 your age wanted an old past it?
I don't understand, I'm just baffled..
Wimmin are hevil.
I don't understand, I'm just baffled..
Wimmin are hevil.
20 July 2004, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Audi-Boy
Why did you tell him to foff? Weren't you flattered that someone 1/2 your age wanted an old past it?
I don't understand, I'm just baffled..
Wimmin are hevil.
I don't understand, I'm just baffled..
Wimmin are hevil.
20 July 2004, 09:08 PM
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LOL @ the bananas - thats what your 20 yr old "adonis" had in mind, round the back of the chippy
and for the record I meant badly packed kebab
and for the record I meant badly packed kebab
20 July 2004, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Redkop
Kinell Edd you have a lot to learn still - if you reckon a female would feel flattered by someone half their age, lurching towards them like a pinball machine, with bleary red eyes... AFPMSL