Remap vs Honeymoon Dilema.
21 July 2004 | 06:21 PM
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Your Boned!
If she looks back over the credit card reciepts and sees that you bent the card on that day and you told her something else you'll be in the sh1tter!
Wives also have a very long term memory and you'll probably have to spend an equal amount on her once she knows to please her.
I think the booking her into a spar/health centre sounds the best.......but what do i know about marriage I have just got divorced!!
I'll just get my coat.....
If she looks back over the credit card reciepts and sees that you bent the card on that day and you told her something else you'll be in the sh1tter!
Wives also have a very long term memory and you'll probably have to spend an equal amount on her once she knows to please her.
I think the booking her into a spar/health centre sounds the best.......but what do i know about marriage I have just got divorced!!
I'll just get my coat.....
21 July 2004 | 09:16 PM
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Tsk tsk
the oly way out is to decide the following
which comes first wife or scooby
now the macho petrol head will say scooby
the wise scooby owner will say wife
phone up the mapper and defer the date,,, then you will get away with it and wifey will be none the wiser...
if you go and do it and she finds out, Oh and she will believe me!!!
you are or will be f****ed for the rest of your maried...
if you face up to it, the car will probably be gone in 5-8yrs the wife wont...
remeber she can withdraw favours that the scooby cant provide...
mart
the oly way out is to decide the following
which comes first wife or scooby
now the macho petrol head will say scooby
the wise scooby owner will say wife
phone up the mapper and defer the date,,, then you will get away with it and wifey will be none the wiser...
if you go and do it and she finds out, Oh and she will believe me!!!
you are or will be f****ed for the rest of your maried...
if you face up to it, the car will probably be gone in 5-8yrs the wife wont...
remeber she can withdraw favours that the scooby cant provide...
mart
21 July 2004 | 09:27 PM
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to quote mart
"...you are or will be f****ed for the rest of your maried life".
well i thought all that stopped with the rings?
"remeber she can withdraw favours that the scooby cant provide..."
what like banning me from watching Corrie and Eastenders with her?..or maybe not taking me shopping with her?.
sorry mart but i cant see yer point??
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"...you are or will be f****ed for the rest of your maried life".
well i thought all that stopped with the rings?
"remeber she can withdraw favours that the scooby cant provide..."
what like banning me from watching Corrie and Eastenders with her?..or maybe not taking me shopping with her?.
sorry mart but i cant see yer point??
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21 July 2004 | 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Jimmy Dell
And following on from that last suggestion you can quite truthfully say that in order to find this local garage you've got to buy a Scottish map as well. 
22 July 2004 | 10:29 AM
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Spoke to my missus lastnight, she said, if it were me, i'd be forgiven if you sent her to the Sheraton for a full day relaxation package thingy...Spa massage etc...
Worth the money to keep the peace !
Worth the money to keep the peace !
23 July 2004 | 08:10 PM
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Double news folks...my 1000 post!!!....
and i told the mrs to be about the remap vs honeymoon and shes ok about it*
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ps *means she dose not know the exact figure and we dont need to tell her do we.After all these woman thingies dont understand why we need our toys to go better?
she's also unaware regards the amount of time required by andy f sort it.
happy adam!
and i told the mrs to be about the remap vs honeymoon and shes ok about it*
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ps *means she dose not know the exact figure and we dont need to tell her do we.After all these woman thingies dont understand why we need our toys to go better?
she's also unaware regards the amount of time required by andy f sort it.
happy adam!
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