gsm1

I had a guy come in the office once who wouldn't stop picking his nose. He was at it like a madman while I was talking to him. Then he'd crumble the bogies all over my desk. Had to bloody detox the place afterwards.

imi

This thread cracks me up.....some people are really disgusting....

sarasquares

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people that work in Maccy Ds stink, and should be blown up with a home made bomb

D.K.1

StickyMicky

we have a smelly lad at work, hes actualy really spot on personality wise, but he just fooken stinks

now we let it lie for a while, but, lads being lads we are always winding each other up, so one day i got pissed off and hammerd him

his teeth are yellow, his breath stinks and hes got BO

i let him say his piece, them smiled to show yellow paper which i had put between my teeth and my lips (compleat with drawn on gapped teeth ) this visibly hurt him, but he didnt get the whole idea of it, and he kept on giving me grief

this called for more abuse, and i proceded to call him "plaque attack" for the rest of the day he soon became a bit more quiet, although we brought up his BO in a bid to shut him the **** up (hes pretty gobby) you have to be cruel to be kind and all that malarky, anyway at the very end of the day were all at the lockers putting on our trainers and stuff and he starts again with his grief

it had to be ended, being only 75% effective with the "your a smelly ******" phrases wasnt cutting it anymore, he was drinking from a 2 litre bottle of water, as he held it up in the air to take a massive swig, i hit him with the all time killer (in front of everybody/teamleaders/etc etc)

i said "whats that?, bleach for your stinking breath?" he nearly fell over (everybody else nearly did as well tbf)

next day he came in with deodrant and chewing gum

rember kids, you have to be cruel to be kind
TELL THEM THEY STINK!

Buzzer

PMSL @ this thread now

Didn't realise there was so many smelly mingy bastids about

Just to update, i asked Secretary why i shouldn't tell him. First she said "Coz he'll be here for 5 seconds longer than he should be"

She then said he could be having marital problems and its affecting him. I said "no **** Sherlock, i think everyone has a problem with him stinkin like a pole cat"

Jye

This post is guff

D.K.1

LOL Buzzer

sarasquares

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good thing about SN you cant smell anyone

IPKIS

have a word with chaos/audiboy

sarasquares

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STOOPID ****

Kieran_Burns

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When I was at Uni there was a computer operator (I did a Computing Degree) called Steve Pitt.

He was hugely over-weight, had long, lank, greasy hair matched with this totally unkempt beard... never, EVER, EVER had clean clothes on, and he stunk. God, did he stink.

I kid you not. You could tell which corridor he had been down a full 5 minutes after he had walked by. (mind you this could say more about the uni aircon than him)

The worst of it was when it started getting warm... and you could SEE the sweaty patches under his arms getting bigger as he huffed and wheezed by. When it got REALLY warm you could see the sweaty patches at the waistband of his parachute-sized trousers growing... and they would meet at his back and run down that huge fat flabby **** of his.

I've got this look of utter disgust on my face as I remember this guy.

Oh, and his nickname?

Steve Pitt... SPitt. Eurgh!

Echo

What about these people that pick their nose and sit playing with their gonads while you're in a meeting with them? Where the hell do you look?

Mike

Steve Pitt

Oi!

That's rich coming from a spotty-nosed piece of **** like you!

Thread RTM'd

Buzzer

FPMSL

I'm cryin now, Kieron, apologise you tw@t

scoobyangel

had a stinky friend once... and didnt have the heart to tell her how bad she was... i mean the girl used to wash her hair, but forget the rest of her fat carcus... used to bathe once a fortnight, go to school with her nightshirt on under her scabby uniform... and generally stink...

anyway... we wanted to combat the stink ... but none of us was gonna be the one to be nasty.. so valentines day was coming up and a cunning plan developed....


one bar of deoderising soap and a anonomus valentines card later.... smell gone

SJ_Skyline

- London Underground
- Rush Hour
- Middle of Summer


I can think of more nasally pleasant places to be!!

Wish

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Ive never laughed so much at a thread.......


Thank you.

druddle

I worked on a project earlier this year for a government department. All was well until the 2 documentation testers turned up. One was like Adrian Mole and the other a heaving great lump of dung.

After 1 week Adrian Mole left cos stinker was so bad. He was sat in an office doing his stuff and the cleaners refused to go in there in the evening as it was so bad. If you got near him for more than 30 seconds it made you gag. He smelt like a pair of labradores that have been across the farmers fields for 2 days.

I mentioned to him that I thought that he smelt like a skip rat but he laughed and it went over his head. 2 weeks later and he was ejected and has now been banned from all government sites.

Whew!

Wurzel

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YOu should try living in Germany then Personal hygene on a lot of people seems to be a thing that othe rpeople do.

I can come into work at the crack of dawn and the maintenence people or even some other collegues reek already, standing in queues in the supermarket or other places with wiffy Germans is not a pleasent experience, not all of them are hygiene deficient but there are more than their fare share.

Buzzer

Eeerm and your enemies?

swaussie

I used to work with a guy who would get progressively worse as the week went on. He obviously washed on the weekend but not through the week. By Friday he would stink so bad you couldnt go near him. Best thing was he was also lazy and the boss called him into his office to sack him. Not being a man to mince words he told him he was sacked cause he wasnt doing his fair share and as he was walking out he told him to go take a f%çing shower as well

Drunken Bungle Whore

Going back to the original post - if this guy was supposed to be selling things I can't help thinking his figures were probably a lot lower than his workmates and that maybe his boss could tell him why.......

I spend my life working with HGV drivers and they are suprisingly unfragrant.

Bit worried about whoever it was worked in the bakery though - hope I didn't eat any of those loaves.......

Buzzer

DBW

I think it was a private venture thing he was pushing and worked for himself (no surprises there )

I noted on his smelly card that he operates from a very small unit in Manchester. He probably just sits in there all day mingin the place out.

Problem is, its a good idea what he's come up with and i can see him making a few bucks. He'll prolly turn up in a few months drivin a 355 and smellin of Brut Where he used to work is anybodies guess

Maybe he worked for a Baker

Kieran_Burns

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You absolute git! I shat my pants when I first saw this post!

Then I noticed the post count... <phew>

Smelly person that you are.

Brendan Hughes

Try the Moscow underground in the same time. Far more crowded, and far worse hygiene.

After the theatre siege, Putin chatted with survivors in their beds, asked what one wanted. He said he was desperate for a shower. Putin said "Why, you don't need a shower EVERY day, do you?"

Wife and I watched this on TV and laughed. This sums up perfectly the Russian attitude that we have seen and smelled.

sarasquares

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i pm about the Steve Pitt post................well

*Sonic*

Buzzer you git

I hope the offender didnt wash his hands after going to the loo, just before shaking your hand goodbye

I wont be visiting your place again, cept in my 355 maybe

We used to have a guy in our place who stank, never washed, had permanently sweaty hands etc

Boss ended up having a word with him, saying it was making peeps feel ill, eventually he got the message and left

Here is a picture of him just before he left


*** PIC REMOVED DUE TO PAGE TURNING BROWN ***

D.K.1

Absolutley FPMSL


Well Pete, what can you say LMAO !

StickyMicky

ive seen your pics, i want to sniff you