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Old 27 October 2004, 04:10 PM
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The grass IS always greener in my experience
Old 27 October 2004, 04:13 PM
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My piece of serious advice would be:

Don't drive daddies car when daddies away.

It has the potential to seriously hurt your finances ..

Talks from experience
Old 27 October 2004, 04:14 PM
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Eat healthily, exercise regularly, die anyway!

Or he who dies with most toys still dies....
Old 27 October 2004, 04:18 PM
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" Arguing with the wife is like farting against thunder "
Old 27 October 2004, 04:19 PM
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Another one I've just remembered

Life is like a hot bath. It feels great while your in it, but the longer you stay the more wrinkled you get.
Old 27 October 2004, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by micared
" Arguing with the wife is like farting against thunder "
Reminds me (I've got a bad memory alright?!)

There are only two known methods for arguing with women......




Neither of them work!
Old 27 October 2004, 04:23 PM
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I wish I'd remebered all these when I typed the first reply

Sex is like air!





It's not important until your not getting any
Old 27 October 2004, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Brendan Hughes
Dad was a civil servant for 30 years. When I got a temporary job in the civil service (and I'm still around 9 years later) he told me "Careful what you say to people as you never know where they'll end up." OMG was that accurate - the middle manager, totally incompetent that everyone hated, being promoted to Director etc; or even people below you suddenly being promoted above you. Scary stuff.
I think that one is usually phrased as 'be mindful that the *** you kick today may be the *** you have to kiss tomorrow'
Old 27 October 2004, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by MJW
I think that one is usually phrased as 'be mindful that the *** you kick today may be the *** you have to kiss tomorrow'
When in charge be in charge - If someone get's a leapfrog promotion - LEAVE.

But we're getting into detailed stuff here .
Old 27 October 2004, 04:44 PM
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Never pass up an opportunity to ****.
Old 27 October 2004, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by ademid
Eat healthily, exercise regularly, die anyway!

Or he who dies with most toys still dies....
"I'm gonna make the b@st@rds carrying my coffin sweat"
Old 27 October 2004, 04:49 PM
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My eccentric head of department at college:

Be a sceptical pragmatist.

You'd get that at least once during every class he took
Old 27 October 2004, 04:51 PM
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Once heard this said, and I have to agree: "Never trust a headteacher".

Personally, mine would be: "Don't trust the police, ever"

Alcazar
Old 27 October 2004, 04:54 PM
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"Never eat shredded wheat"

and I never have! :-D
Old 27 October 2004, 04:54 PM
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Treat others how you like to be treated?
Old 27 October 2004, 04:54 PM
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"Never believe a word you read on SN"
Old 27 October 2004, 04:55 PM
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Don't wash your hair with your hat on.
Old 27 October 2004, 05:10 PM
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Dont look at the mantle piece, wile poking the fire
Old 27 October 2004, 05:14 PM
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Never get in a lift with a full bladder.
Old 27 October 2004, 05:14 PM
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If you only get to visit one city make sure it's New Orleans during Mardi Gras .
Old 27 October 2004, 05:23 PM
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>Dont look at the mantle piece, wile poking the fire

LOL Now that just sounds wrong! :-)
Old 27 October 2004, 05:27 PM
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Spelling and punctuation are not just important, they're vital.
Old 27 October 2004, 05:36 PM
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If your baby won't drink it's milk, boil it.
Old 27 October 2004, 05:37 PM
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Always pull out before you ***.


Enjoy, your a long time dead
Old 27 October 2004, 10:31 PM
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Wish: A little too much info there mate!
Old 27 October 2004, 10:48 PM
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Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.

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Old 27 October 2004, 10:52 PM
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"don't sweat the small stuff, if it isn't going to affect your life in 3 years then don't worry about it."
Old 27 October 2004, 10:55 PM
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'Better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it'

and my grandad always told me...

'Don't trust anyone who bleeds for a week and don't die'
Old 27 October 2004, 10:59 PM
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The aim of life is not to arrive safely at your grave in a well preserved body, but to slide in, tyres smoking and totally shagged out, shouting "What a ride!"

SB
Old 27 October 2004, 11:05 PM
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Happiness doesn't exist, it's all in the money.


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