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Old 27 October 2004, 11:27 PM
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Old 27 October 2004, 11:37 PM
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"FIFO"

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Old 27 October 2004, 11:43 PM
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Just as you have a handle on life, some **** throws a curve ball.
Old 27 October 2004, 11:50 PM
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Never give a toss what anyone else thinks..
Old 28 October 2004, 12:12 AM
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The best advice was given by that teacher described in the first post.

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Old 28 October 2004, 08:16 AM
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Oh, just remembered one:

"All of us could learn a lesson from the weather: it pays no attention to criticism" -Unknown.
Old 28 October 2004, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
Oh, just remembered one:

"All of us could learn a lesson from the weather: it pays no attention to criticism" -Unknown.
I think that was Tony Blair .
Old 28 October 2004, 08:20 AM
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How about the 6 P's


Poor Planning and Preparation = **** Poor Performance
Old 28 October 2004, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
How about the 6 P's


Poor Planning and Preparation = **** Poor Performance
Sound like advice on how to be a good corporate lick-*** - How about the FPTIASWH ?

"**** planning - try it and see what happens"
Old 28 October 2004, 08:27 AM
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Hey - i'm the boss - I dont have a problem with people sucking corporate ****
Old 28 October 2004, 08:32 AM
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there's actually 7 p's

Proper Planning and Preperation Prevents **** Poor Performance

another....


'It's not what you know, its who you know'

.....and in my job that counts for a lot
Old 28 October 2004, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by CHRIS_D
there's actually 7 p's

Proper Planning and Preperation Prevents **** Poor Performance

another....


'It's not what you know, its who you know'

.....and in my job that counts for a lot
It's not what you know, it's not who you know - It's what you know about who you know .
Old 28 October 2004, 08:38 AM
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Got this one from an old Boss -
Be nice to people 'on your way up' - you never know who you gonna meet on 'the way down'.

Bit negative if you ask me......

My fave (and I have no idea where i heard it)

"Do unto others, before they do unto you"
Old 28 October 2004, 09:04 AM
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My fave

"Life isn't fair or unfair ...... life just is"
Old 28 October 2004, 09:04 AM
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"Do unto others, before they do unto you"



Not really for rapists or terrorists then
Old 28 October 2004, 09:11 AM
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Old 28 October 2004, 09:12 AM
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Enjoy your children, they grow up all too quickly.
Old 28 October 2004, 09:13 AM
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"Enjoy your children, they grow up all too quickly."


Unless your michael jackson
Old 28 October 2004, 09:20 AM
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I go with "Do as you would be done by"
and "Its not what you know, its who you know"
They seem the most relevent to me.
astraboy.
Old 28 October 2004, 09:45 AM
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I think Bill and Ted said it best:

"Be most excellent to each other, and party on!"

Coupled with Wayne Gretsky:

"Statistically speaking, 100% of the shots you don't take, won't go in"
Old 28 October 2004, 11:05 AM
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Just thought of a good un: Never test drive a Scooby unless you can afford it! :-)
Old 28 October 2004, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
Just thought of a good un: Never test drive a Scooby unless you can afford it! :-)
Never think you'll be satisfied with a Turdo, UK300, Sti8 - You'll always want more - so cut to the chase and get a Jap Import and get it tuned .
Old 28 October 2004, 11:33 AM
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My dad once gave me his golden nugget on life

'Don't be scared to make a decision'

I basically spent the first few years of my career putting my **** on the block, I have been right and wrong many times, but I got noticed for having the bottle. I put this down as the reason my career has been so successful to date...........
I can now afford to move back to Scotland take a 66% wage cut, working 3 days a week, allowing me to spend loads of time with my wife and new family, all pretty much based on the above statement
Old 28 October 2004, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by hail-hail
My dad once gave me his golden nugget on life

'Don't be scared to make a decision'

I basically spent the first few years of my career putting my **** on the block, I have been right and wrong many times, but I got noticed for having the bottle. I put this down as the reason my career has been so successful to date...........
I can now afford to move back to Scotland take a 66% wage cut, working 3 days a week, allowing me to spend loads of time with my wife and new family, all pretty much based on the above statement
Another Good one is "Don't underestimate the Dons"
Old 28 October 2004, 11:43 AM
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lol, I had that coming

I prefer:

"Don't overestimate the Huns"

Old 28 October 2004, 11:44 AM
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Marry into money...
Old 28 October 2004, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by hail-hail
lol, I had that coming

I prefer:

"Don't overestimate the Huns"

We'll gub them on Sunday - Someone from Aberdeen was on Sky last night saying he thought Aberdeen had outgrown Scotland and they Should play in the English Premiership .
Old 28 October 2004, 12:05 PM
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"I basically spent the first few years of my career putting my **** on the block"

You may, if you must, put your **** on the block, but whatever you do, don't put it in the photocopier!! :-D
Old 28 October 2004, 12:10 PM
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Never trust anyone.

Don't eat yellow snow.

Never, ever pi$$ into the wind.

never a lender be.

A dog is just for christmas not for life.

Sod the whale.
Old 28 October 2004, 12:17 PM
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