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Old 28 October 2004, 12:26 PM
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Never eat anything larger than your head
Never tell anyone everything you know
Never Assume Things Will Get Better; Make Them Better
Life sucks, deal with it.
Old 28 October 2004, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Sod the whale.
Old 28 October 2004, 12:37 PM
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> "You don't have to be a baker to put cream on a tart"

PMSL Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!!!!!
Old 28 October 2004, 01:06 PM
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Treat every day as if it's your last.

Was said to me by the most hated teacher in school on my last day there. The only thing that made sense.

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Old 28 October 2004, 01:12 PM
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"Never get in a car with your brother"
Old 28 October 2004, 01:13 PM
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"Nice guys finish last"

(so go out and be a b'stard)
Old 28 October 2004, 01:16 PM
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Don't regret the things you haven't done, only things you have! (but don't dwell on it)
Old 28 October 2004, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
> "You don't have to be a baker to put cream on a tart"

PMSL Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!!!!!
I think its 'IN' the tart.

Get it ryte innit
Old 28 October 2004, 01:20 PM
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Treat others how you like to be treated?
What if you happen to be a massochist ?
Old 28 October 2004, 01:23 PM
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LOL Si

I haven't been given any advice before - well any that I have taken notice of. Anyone care to oblige?
Old 28 October 2004, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by eClaire
LOL Si

I haven't been given any advice before - well any that I have taken notice of. Anyone care to oblige?
If they say they love you - They're after a ****
Old 28 October 2004, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by jasey
If they say they love you - They're after a ****
Too little too late.
Old 28 October 2004, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by eClaire
Too little too late.
Yes - that can be a problem too .
Old 28 October 2004, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by SiPie
What if you happen to be a massochist ?

Good point, well made, badly spelt
Old 28 October 2004, 01:42 PM
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LOL Jasey

Tel, how do you spell it?
Old 28 October 2004, 01:46 PM
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Just the one s...
Old 28 October 2004, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Just the one s...

Depends if you are being spanked hard or having your 'love plums' stamped on at the time i suppose

Last edited by The Zohan; 28 October 2004 at 02:22 PM.
Old 28 October 2004, 01:53 PM
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Or sodding a whale....
Old 28 October 2004, 02:02 PM
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Did my Sod the Whale comment strike a nerve, i saw it on a bumper sticker several years ago and it made me LOL, not thought about it much until a saw this thread.
Old 28 October 2004, 02:06 PM
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Poor whales
Old 28 October 2004, 02:09 PM
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follow your heart because life is too short.

I wish I had done that years ago !!!
Old 28 October 2004, 02:22 PM
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You can't change what happened yesterday you can only change what is going to happen tomorrow.
Old 28 October 2004, 02:38 PM
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my life advice to anyone who would care to listen would be......

better to burn out than to fade away.....

only regret the things you have done, not the things you haven't(said earlier)

dont drink drive

dont lose your head and.......

if all else fails try wales!........
Old 28 October 2004, 02:38 PM
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*In far eastern accent*

Wise man say: man who look back too much walk straight into lampost!
Old 28 October 2004, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
*In far eastern accent*

Wise man say: man who look back too much walk straight into lampost!
LOL, I like that one!!
Old 28 October 2004, 04:14 PM
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Remember the song Sunscreen by Baz Luhrmann?

One line had particular relevance for me:-
"Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good."

Unfortunately for me the advice came a couple of months too late. It's only after a parent has gone that you realise you had a thousand questions you never asked them and you'll never get the chance again.
Old 28 October 2004, 04:23 PM
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From "The Outlaw Josey Wales":

Don't **** down my back and tell me it's raining.
Old 28 October 2004, 04:24 PM
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It's better to copu-late, than never.
Old 28 October 2004, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Brit_in_Japan
Remember the song Sunscreen by Baz Luhrmann?

One line had particular relevance for me:-
"Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good."

Unfortunately for me the advice came a couple of months too late. It's only after a parent has gone that you realise you had a thousand questions you never asked them and you'll never get the chance again.
There's always Colin Fry.
Old 28 October 2004, 04:27 PM
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Get a life and leave SN alone!

Well that whatr Jenny says to me a lot


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