Sex with wife after she's had children....
17 November 2004, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Quote: "If she breast feeds you cant playwith her **** or you get a face full of milk."
And the downsides to this are ?
And the downsides to this are ?
I can't speak form personal experience on this one however, as Mrs D came ready equipped with our delightful cherubs (yeah righty) when I met her
17 November 2004, 09:41 AM
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LMAO @ this thread. Political Incorrectness is alove and well afterall on SN!! 
To answer the question, I wouldn't know about sex after birth, as it's only been 10 weeks since...
Suresh
To answer the question, I wouldn't know about sex after birth, as it's only been 10 weeks since...
Suresh
17 November 2004, 09:54 AM
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As good as it was before kids and if your reading this at home Mrs Doo........your wonderful, I don't notice the stretch marks, you've lost all that birth weight, you have never looked better etc etc etc
17 November 2004, 09:56 AM
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If you want it to be good after the birth of a child you need to learn to make her come as this tightens up all the muscles.
So stop being so selfish
So stop being so selfish
17 November 2004, 10:07 AM
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I wonder if CoobyS's mrs has posted on another site with words to the effect
"Is it possible to have my husbands needle-dick enlarged so I can get some satisfaction without having to fake it?"
"God bless him he is not that well endowed and although he tries hard (no pun intended) it really is not up to much. I am concerned that 'tiny' (as I shall refer to him) may not satisfy me at all after I have had a child that even with exercising and even having quite a few stitches and stuff. Whilst I do not wish to offend or upset him over the size (or lack of it) of his manhood how can I get him around to the idea of having it enlarged some how and where to go. I have noticed that he gets a lot of emails about ***** enlargement but never replies (I have even sent some of them)
What to do? Whilst I love Tiny dearly, his throbbing thrill hammer is just not hitting my nails on the head.
I have thought of investing in a sex toy but the last one we had used to interfere with the TV reception when switched on. This really used to pi$$ mr CoobyS off.
Any advice gratefully received.
Mrs CoobyS
"Is it possible to have my husbands needle-dick enlarged so I can get some satisfaction without having to fake it?"
"God bless him he is not that well endowed and although he tries hard (no pun intended) it really is not up to much. I am concerned that 'tiny' (as I shall refer to him) may not satisfy me at all after I have had a child that even with exercising and even having quite a few stitches and stuff. Whilst I do not wish to offend or upset him over the size (or lack of it) of his manhood how can I get him around to the idea of having it enlarged some how and where to go. I have noticed that he gets a lot of emails about ***** enlargement but never replies (I have even sent some of them)
What to do? Whilst I love Tiny dearly, his throbbing thrill hammer is just not hitting my nails on the head.
I have thought of investing in a sex toy but the last one we had used to interfere with the TV reception when switched on. This really used to pi$$ mr CoobyS off.
Any advice gratefully received.
Mrs CoobyS
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17 November 2004, 02:40 PM
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Is it true that pregnant women are horny as hell?
This is a just a ploy to get them pregnant.
After living together, sex naturally dwindles and "they" use this as a ploy to make you think your luck will improve.
Don't fall for it.....they're all evil!
Dave
17 November 2004, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Sith
Do kegel excersises. For men and women. A woman can make her muscles so conditioned that she could have you in tears.
17 November 2004, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by davyboy
No!
This is a just a ploy to get them pregnant.
After living together, sex naturally dwindles and "they" use this as a ploy to make you think your luck will improve.
Don't fall for it.....they're all evil!
Dave
This is a just a ploy to get them pregnant.
After living together, sex naturally dwindles and "they" use this as a ploy to make you think your luck will improve.
Don't fall for it.....they're all evil!
Dave
Oh i see...... My missus told me that women get extra horny when:
-they're pregnant
-they're above 30
(as if she's not horny enough as it is
)Should I be worried????
17 November 2004, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by XT
What's a kegel exercise???
Men can do their own version. You will be able to shoot longer and harder!
17 November 2004, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
I wonder if CoobyS's mrs has posted on another site with words to the effect
"Is it possible to have my husbands needle-dick enlarged so I can get some satisfaction without having to fake it?"
"God bless him he is not that well endowed and although he tries hard (no pun intended) it really is not up to much. I am concerned that 'tiny' (as I shall refer to him) may not satisfy me at all after I have had a child that even with exercising and even having quite a few stitches and stuff. Whilst I do not wish to offend or upset him over the size (or lack of it) of his manhood how can I get him around to the idea of having it enlarged some how and where to go. I have noticed that he gets a lot of emails about ***** enlargement but never replies (I have even sent some of them)
What to do? Whilst I love Tiny dearly, his throbbing thrill hammer is just not hitting my nails on the head.
I have thought of investing in a sex toy but the last one we had used to interfere with the TV reception when switched on. This really used to pi$$ mr CoobyS off.
Any advice gratefully received.
Mrs CoobyS
"Is it possible to have my husbands needle-dick enlarged so I can get some satisfaction without having to fake it?"
"God bless him he is not that well endowed and although he tries hard (no pun intended) it really is not up to much. I am concerned that 'tiny' (as I shall refer to him) may not satisfy me at all after I have had a child that even with exercising and even having quite a few stitches and stuff. Whilst I do not wish to offend or upset him over the size (or lack of it) of his manhood how can I get him around to the idea of having it enlarged some how and where to go. I have noticed that he gets a lot of emails about ***** enlargement but never replies (I have even sent some of them)
What to do? Whilst I love Tiny dearly, his throbbing thrill hammer is just not hitting my nails on the head.
I have thought of investing in a sex toy but the last one we had used to interfere with the TV reception when switched on. This really used to pi$$ mr CoobyS off.
Any advice gratefully received.
Mrs CoobyS
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17 November 2004, 04:34 PM
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once went out with a lass who used hand-cuffs
kinky I thought then she got undressed and unearthed her bush-tucka
" my god it's massive" I said"
"no need to say it twice " she said
"i didn't it was an echo"
i then realised the hand-cuffs were to stop me falling in
ahh the old ones are the best
jokes i mean
kinky I thought then she got undressed and unearthed her bush-tucka" my god it's massive" I said"
"no need to say it twice " she said
"i didn't it was an echo"
i then realised the hand-cuffs were to stop me falling in
ahh the old ones are the best
jokes i mean