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Old 17 November 2004, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by jer
If she breast feeds you cant playwith her **** or you get a face full of milk.
Hungry.... Bitty!
Old 17 November 2004, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by CoobyS
did sex feel as good as ever after once your wife/other half had given birth?

if anything changed, what was it?

what happened to my reply of............


You'll have to use the back door for a few weeks??????????
Old 17 November 2004, 08:02 PM
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I wonder!
Old 17 November 2004, 08:48 PM
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their horny for a lil while and coz of tiredness sex goes out of the window for the wife, its sad for men

but hey their bodies look better, they give birth to o6ur children woman do, and man their bodies become so soft and awesome with stretch marks and nice big breasts, best thing ever and that flabby tummy, its nice to hold onto at night
remember first 6 weeks dont have sex, let her heal her womb first , we do anyway , give em a rest
Old 17 November 2004, 08:49 PM
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clare did dave use the back door with u when u had holly
Old 17 November 2004, 09:06 PM
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You people are truly sick. I feel at home with you all


...... whats your hand for then?
Old 17 November 2004, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by moses
clare did dave use the back door with u when u had holly
LOL, Hollie isn't his. I came ready as a package. And no, I didn't let her Dad near me. Could be the reason we split up.

I think his lack of understanding and the fact he was never there led to our break up. And the fact he was ******** a teenager

Oh well, I'm happy now
Old 17 November 2004, 09:20 PM
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aww clare im so sorry luv for yrs i thought hollie was davys , im so so sorry luv and well done , your a lucky woman u got rid of that rat i hope everything is welll

and gandalf haha thats one thing i never mastered was masterbating

see i got married when i was 16 so i didnt need to, i need to make luv to fire i cant do it any other way myself
Old 17 November 2004, 10:14 PM
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Personally, I'm looking forward to the extra room, I don't want a repeat of the snapped banjo string
Old 17 November 2004, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by XT
Is it true that pregnant women are horny as hell?
If only

Old 17 November 2004, 10:21 PM
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MrsREV seems to have lost interest at 8 months and the carpal tunnel syndrome she has in her hands isn't helping either
Old 17 November 2004, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
MrsREV seems to have lost interest at 8 months and the carpal tunnel syndrome she has in her hands isn't helping either
LOL!
Old 17 November 2004, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by moses
their horny for a lil while and coz of tiredness sex goes out of the window for the wife, its sad for men

but hey their bodies look better, they give birth to o6ur children woman do, and man their bodies become so soft and awesome with stretch marks and nice big breasts, best thing ever and that flabby tummy, its nice to hold onto at night
remember first 6 weeks dont have sex, let her heal her womb first , we do anyway , give em a rest


Moses, long time no speak

Just want to let you know, thanks for making me AFPMSL

You have an affinity with words that can only be described as masterful. Superb post mate !
Old 17 November 2004, 11:06 PM
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Best make my second post a good un.....

Sex what's that...

Two boys + third on the way in Feb, misses given up and even the guilt trips don't sway her. But I'm looking forward to the first effort after birth like a Xmas countdown, apparently you have to ensure all bits are sealed or something..
Old 18 November 2004, 12:01 AM
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Yeah, get her fitted with the Prod Drive Performance pack
Old 18 November 2004, 12:08 AM
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............... give her chance to get the old Eibachs working a treat

If the handlings a bit sloppy at first, go for the "bum steer mod"
Old 18 November 2004, 12:13 AM
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Nail a plank across your **** to stop you falling in
**** - just spat beer all over my keyboard
Old 18 November 2004, 12:17 AM
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In answer to the original question

There must be otherwise peeps would only have 1 kid per couple




Hmmm

We only have 1 kid...
Old 18 November 2004, 12:48 AM
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Luke, use the force, enter the dark side....
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