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17 November 2004, 11:43 AM
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sweaty fatties they should do something about it. i got an email once saying fat birds suck c*ck more because theyre always hungry.
still wouldnt wanna go there
still wouldnt wanna go there
17 November 2004, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Clarebabes
And I suppose grossly overweight men are?
Fat men don't "generally" have MASSIVE camel toes.
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17 November 2004, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Clarebabes
And I suppose grossly overweight men are?
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17 November 2004, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
I think S_AP has a fat fettish based on the number of posts he makes on the subject..... perhaps he's a 'feeder'?
I don't mind what they wear to be honest as long as it isn't lycra trousers.
17 November 2004, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
You might wish you hadn't asked, Ubik....
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17 November 2004, 01:06 PM
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yuk theres just no way i could do the job if i had a michelin woman under me. as for on top i might suffocate.
thats the beers fault tho i 'spose. its if u actually go out with 1 that u deserve to be cained.
thats the beers fault tho i 'spose. its if u actually go out with 1 that u deserve to be cained.
17 November 2004, 01:09 PM
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I have been told that my mate Mark sh*gged the "sack of potatoes". He recieved a round of applause from everyone in the pub the next morning and several beers to set him up for the night. 
I never saw her but I understand she was a bit sturdy.
I never saw her but I understand she was a bit sturdy.
17 November 2004, 01:37 PM
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Fat people should have buy 2 seats on public transport of any kind.
There should be scales at every ticket office. Your weight should be blasted out over the tannoy. They should also include a BO detection device (which will catch non lardies as well). Your BO rating should also be blasted over the tannoy. If the station has [wide]screens - a picture of the offender should also be displayed.
Maybe this kind of thing will make them think twice about supersizing their fries and make them become familiar with their bathroom again.
There should be scales at every ticket office. Your weight should be blasted out over the tannoy. They should also include a BO detection device (which will catch non lardies as well). Your BO rating should also be blasted over the tannoy. If the station has [wide]screens - a picture of the offender should also be displayed.
Maybe this kind of thing will make them think twice about supersizing their fries and make them become familiar with their bathroom again.
17 November 2004, 02:36 PM
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Doors in houses should be reduced in size so the fatties in their stretch joggers can't get outside. I swear to god there is a woman near us that wears cream stretchy trousers and looks like she has a load of cauliflowers in them
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17 November 2004, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by darts_aint_sport
What exactly do the percentages mean?!
We should make them wear nothing and bundle them to somewhere cold like Finland so that they can shiver all that fat off.
We should make them wear nothing and bundle them to somewhere cold like Finland so that they can shiver all that fat off.
Or wrap the fat f$cks up in cling film, stick them in the Nevada desert and make them run a Marathon.
17 November 2004, 03:32 PM
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Reminds me of talking to a mate of mine a couple of years ago after he had taken a bird home and 'lent her one'. He told me in the morning she had hood winked him into it. He thought she had massive eartha kitts but when she took her bra off he realised she had just tuck her fat up into her bra and she was actually flat chested ....... PMSL when he told me ........ So I asked if he still did the business, his answer will go with me to my grave ''she was there, i was there,i was naked, so was she,it was dark, i couldnt bring myself to do the deal properly so i stood on the bed and manually did the bis all over her, when i finished i turned on the bed side light and she looked like a startled rabbit in head lights''
VERY RUDE and i will delete this comment in a few mins but this thread reminded me of the story........
VERY RUDE and i will delete this comment in a few mins but this thread reminded me of the story........
