...and how the hell did you manage the four wheel drift on that last roundabout AND stick your hand out of the passenger window to wave goodbye? Must be those plasticine arms, eh Wallace?

 

I was letting Dave have a listen to a little Green Day....

4 wheel drift? Thanks mate, you give a certain amount of credit where's it not due... the intentional, fully controlled, smarmy looking, 'look ma no hands' 4 wheel drift was (as per your warning) down to poor driving and a little dampness on the road and the wave was my desperate clammy right hand grasping for God in panic, as my left hand held onto my shrinking gonads, as I cried my last tear with my family's better moments flashing before my eyes, all whilst screaming the Lords prayer.......which I couldn't remember.. so it came out 'I AM a Black Country Lad you GITS...........!!!!!'

But at the last second, my military training took over and I remembered fighting on Tumbledown.. dodging the sniper bullets.. I was NOT going to let Dave's last words to me being.. 'Brummie'.. as he bent over the flowers adourning 'Cookies Corner'.. with a tear in his eye.. So I grasped the wheel with Hulk like determination and somehow wrestled the car back from 100 degrees out of shape... as the car passed through 90, I remembered another recent Scooby related slide of similar proportions and thought.. 'I don't have any diesel in the boot'...so I bravely wrestled on.. at 60 degrees the Kerb was looming at high speed and another thought flashed through my brain....'there was no way that the club was going to get a second pool trophy' (Note: The club doesn't actually have this first trophy yet, so all would not have been lost if I'd actually contacted)... *** paper and width are two words that can spring to mind ... especially when you mention Chris & money... but seeing that I missed the kerb by 20ft.. you can't use these here..

Be aware that this all happened in 0.923 seconds... this lightning reaction was all down to that Militrary training marching around in shiny shoes.. well worth the tax payers money....thanks guys..



OK. Maybe a 'little' melodramatic ... maybe the back end did slide a teensy weensy bit whilst the front slid another teesny weensy bit...

 

Another Cook Classic

...although I feel you are somewhat overstating your role at Tumbledown. I thought the Catering Corps stayed well away from the front?

 

Re: Tumbledown.

We call it "Tummel-ower" in Cas.

HTH.

 

Don't worry mate. He rambles after a few pints.....
I always drive like that....
One Andy suggested that we might endeavour to catch you....
Then Another Andy suggested that it might not be wise.....
Then I though **** it, we'll remind the Chairman why we call him Steady Brummie....

Yes.....
You mean the left....
Argh - we were sat on opposite sides.....

I'll get The Notes typed and posted over t'weekend....
Have we bid on that Pug yet...?? Need to lose some cash afore the year end.....

 

What?

 

He said SHORTLY.



Lost yer specs again?

 

It's an old joke.... But it's a true giant....

 

I think Dazza's someone we should all look up to.

 

That's something not even his kids do!!!

 

FPMSL

worth the membership fee alone...

 

My sincere apologies....

.... for bringing the thread's tone UP to something remotely serious.. Normal service will be resumed as soon as I have an answer or someone muppetises it straigtht away..

There's a strong possibility I'll be needing someone to fit out a new house with Carpet and Tile a kitchen floor... does the club have any carpet layers or tile fitters? Worth an ask to save a few quid...

 

My uncle has a carpet & Flooring shop ,so could get I you a good deal

 

Phil... you're a star... I'll chat on Thursday if that's OK?

 

Sorry Al... We're pretty good at housewarmings tho'.....

 

Almost 26 hours between posts!!!

Click here for a laugh (don't wanna display the image 'cos it's not kiddie friendly)
http://img70.exs.cx/img70/726/chav0vw.gif

 

...or SN friendly, for that

 

Bit too Impreza like mate....

 

OOooooohhhhh! I've just had me first thread vape! Cool! Do I get a prize?

Only thing is, I'm not sure why, 'cos I've been out all afternoon and missed out on the last posts

 

Wouldn't have been about py... err? ....travellers would it ?

 

That would be the one. Did it descend into a bit of debauchery or what?

 

Only saw the 1st couple of posts. Funny how the truth hurts sometimes

 

Careful... we're 502 posts in.... shame to see this get Vaped.. eh?

 

Okay, self censorship...

****** *** ** ****** ** *** ****** ***** **** ******** *** ******'*

 

Good job I reconsidered before clicking submit

 

Only a matter of time Sticky mate.... Oppressed minorities et al....

Though I'm not sure what Al's got to do with it....

 

Sticky - you found your thread yet mate...??

 

Nope. Has it been moved? Thought it was vaped

 

13. ...and so it continues

 

So that's where you are.....