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Old 02 December 2004, 03:19 PM
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And there was I offering stupid suggestions like some of the others on here!!!
Old 02 December 2004, 03:34 PM
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And Boff his Grand Daughter
Afterwards say "Oh, you said BUFF! I'm sorry!"
Old 02 December 2004, 04:41 PM
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I hear an old fanny closing is just as tight as a new one opening
Old 02 December 2004, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by awd wrx
I hear an old fanny closing is just as tight as a new one opening

God man!! You've pushed the boat out so far you won't be able to retrieve it!!

Sick man!!!
Old 02 December 2004, 04:46 PM
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it was an accident. the bloke only has a few years left. what is a bit of ****ing laquer? bet the poor sod has been worried sick since it happened. buy him a bottle of whisky and tell him no hard feelings and not to worry about it.

if you don't you will look back in 10 years time and regret it.
Old 02 December 2004, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by awd wrx
I hear an old fanny closing is just as tight as a new one opening
Well said that man!!!

However, may I add the thought of the elder fanny opening, and resembling something like a hot cheese toastie......

I will get my coat.

Dan
Old 02 December 2004, 05:27 PM
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It's only a frigging car, chill out. Like jjones said he's probably been worried sick, isn't that justice enough??
Old 02 December 2004, 06:44 PM
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Tell him if he lets you gritblast his car you will call it quits
Old 02 December 2004, 07:35 PM
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Bodyshop fellas came round after I called em and have put stuff on the effected area, buffed rubbed and polished like a couple of loons......all better, and it only cost me 4 cups of tea and a packet of choccy biccies, even made Gordon (old fart from next door a cuppa)......all sorted and everyone friends again.
Old 02 December 2004, 07:49 PM
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AHHHHHHHHHHHH isn't that nice??

Now, why can't you lot treat me like that? OK, I ain't 90 but in 14 years I will be!!

Pete
Old 02 December 2004, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Bottomfeeder
Bodyshop fellas came round after I called em and have put stuff on the effected area, buffed rubbed and polished like a couple of loons......all better, and it only cost me 4 cups of tea and a packet of choccy biccies, even made Gordon (old fart from next door a cuppa)......all sorted and everyone friends again.
Old 02 December 2004, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
AHHHHHHHHHHHH isn't that nice??

Now, why can't you lot treat me like that? OK, I ain't 90 but in 14 years I will be!!

Pete
For myself, it's because I can't bear to witness slavish obsequiousness to any political party.
Old 02 December 2004, 09:03 PM
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my only question is....








are you still gonna boff his grandauughter?
Old 02 December 2004, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Bottomfeeder
Bodyshop fellas came round after I called em and have put stuff on the effected area, buffed rubbed and polished like a couple of loons......all better, and it only cost me 4 cups of tea and a packet of choccy biccies, even made Gordon (old fart from next door a cuppa)......all sorted and everyone friends again.

(Psst, BF... it's "affected" mate. HTH)

Glad you got it sorted.
Old 02 December 2004, 09:43 PM
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I'd still stick the pressue washer up his ar$e and pull the trigger, stupid old duffer
Old 03 December 2004, 09:39 AM
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Nice ending
Old 03 December 2004, 10:14 AM
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now have a really late nite party with loud music outside and point the speakers at his house
Old 03 December 2004, 10:20 AM
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you still should have shot the old tw@t

DP
Old 03 December 2004, 10:22 AM
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^^^^u still can shoot the old tw@t if u really want. use a paintball gun it will be more funny
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