Little Miss WRX

A jet black stallion and a pure white stallion of the Arab breed to be leading the convoy, then an MY94WRX done in the way I have always wanted my old car to look and a Dodge Viper GTS-R.
Set at a race track where everyone can join in, get me round the track a couple of times, pop me off to a crematorium then everyone have a mahoosive party.
If anyone wears black for the purpose that it is a funeral then they can bugger off.

Then finally engraved on a little tombstone thingy will read Little Miss WRX aka LMIGAFOAE.

johnfelstead

far from it, not in my experience.

Sadly I have been to a few funerals in the last couple of years, for young and old friends and relatives, they have all been special and personal based around the persons life. If they reflect the personality and celebrate who they were, and help you remember what made them special, you cant do any better.

I would just like people to be able to smile about the good times, and have a party they all enjoy, get the service over with and have a laugh at my expense.

CC

lol

Removing the cotton from one's botty would be no worse than the daily enemas you recieve to keep your bowels open with you being an old fart an all!

And the *****....not hard to remove stitches. I suppose it'd be problem if you have a shrivelled up walnet-whip dick like you, again old man syndrome, but my trouser snake would cope just fine.

Thanks for the concern though!

deano

My pyramid is being built as we speak.