Bubba po

He's really effeminate but maintains he is heterosexual, so I dunno! Not bothered any road.

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

Oh so what, if it makes him happy, he not fiddling with kids so dont worry about it.

Anyway, heres my experience of a gay mate, caution, a little unpleasant.

I fell out with a mate when he tried to bum me, if he had said he was gay I would have been supportive but standing there wanking himself whilst trying to touch my **** doesnt engender my most supportive side. F*cking bizarre that, was after a boozy party aged seventeen, best mate of many years he was, me lying face down bladdered on the setee and he does that, well the combination of much booze, a big Chinese meal and some **** (I dont smoke) made me a little worse for wear hence why I was lying down on the Setee, he seizes his opportunity, I explain politely and drunkenly that it wasnt my thing ( I wasnt quite sure what my thing was at that point but I knew that wasnt it) and that he would regret his actions in the morning, he persisted so I sat up which was unfortunate as it put me at 'eye' level, I then stand up way too quickly to avoid contact which sets me off retching, then a full on evacuation of my stomach, I tried to stem it by putting my hand over my mouth but there was no stopping it, I ran through the lounge, the dining room and into the kitchen spraying spew as I ran, finished the job into the sink all over the pots.

Anyway, it seemed to quell his ardour very quickly, I just ran out of the house got on my racer and pedalled home as fast as I could and told my mum what had happened, I arrived wild eyed, pissed and covered bits of half digested Chow Mein. My mum was concerned but obviously found it hillarious.

Didnt really speak to him for five years and then we went out as a part of a reunion, all very civilised until another mate said 'So, you going to try and bum Jacko again tonight', at which point he stomped off, was persuded to come back and finish his curry but that was about it.

Funny thing is, he is now married with a kid.

Wouldnt have been bothered if he came out but I couldnt forgive that, I dont think he could forgive cleaning up the spew trail through his mums house, I can just imagine her asking him what happened, 'well I tried to bugger my best mate but he wasnt keen and puked everywhere'

Markus

As said, I've a few gay friends (both male and female, and no, I've not tried 'converting' the girls ) and the male ones have never tried anything on, they know it's not my thing, so why ruin a friendship.

Anyway, let freakboy have his fun, ridicule him every once in a while, just to let him know he's a freak, it'll make you feel much better

imi

LOL - class

ProperCharlie

wtf are you on, Markus? whatever it is, i think maybe you should lower the dosage.

Markus

Oh I'm on these nice "happy" pills, trust me, without them I'd say a lot more, and possibly let a name slip out.

ProperCharlie

Fair enough then - I was just getting a bit confused, that's all.

<puts away his size 18 camisole for another time>

Markus

My comments about beating the guy and ridiculing him are jokes. If I had a friend like that, I'd probably just shrug my shoulders, as long as he's not hassling anyone then I guess it's ok.

I would be more concerned if he was married with kids though and indulged in his hobby whilst the kids were around, partly because it might make them wonder, plus if they are of school age they could get bullied if they mentioned what daddy does at home, you know what kids are like, way more vicious than adults (well, sometimes)

There are some things I'll accept, there are others I won't, it's as simple as that.

NotoriousREV

There are worse things he could be doing:

ProperCharlie

without wanting to get totally PC, people perceive these sort of things as being a "hobby" in the same way that keeping goldfish or modifying japanese cars is a "hobby" - i.e. something that you choose to do, and might get bored of and give up. however, "gender issues" tend to be a bit more deep seated than that. i mean, women's clothes probably aren't very comfortable for a bloke, i don't think you would be walking round M&S one day and suddenly decide to buy a pair of tights instead of a pair of 501s, just on a whim.

Markus

OI! THIEF! lol gotta love the name of that file

Yes, there are worse things he could be doing, kiddy fiddling, **** eating, **** drinking and who knows what else.

Markus

Only time I'd be in M&S shopping for tights would be if I'm off to the Rocky Horror Picture Show

scoobyvirgin

<Little Britain>He's not gay...

He's just slightly poofish</Little Britain>

NotoriousREV

I have that site bookmarked. If ever my self-esteem is slipping, I spend a few minutes on there and realise: at least I'm not like that freak!

ProperCharlie

eh?

NotoriousREV

Tempted, PC?

Markus

Did not visit the site, so have no idea as to it's content.

Sounds like somone with an elf fetish, most odd.

Amazing what some are into, and how they see it as a 'hobby'. Ah well, let the world ridicule them via BBS's

KiwiGTI

I thought cross-dressing was very popular in the UK, a bit of a national pastime.

Has he considered a career in politics?

Maybe he thinks of his mates when he gets off on it.

Brendan Hughes

Mate of mine was about to buy a flat, nice and cheap, good street in Lisbon....

...then he found out it was the main street for TVs hooking!!



He's bought it! Lived there quite happily for a couple of years. They only "work" one or two nights a week, so tends to invite guests not on "those" nights...

Curious thing is, we said "Bit weird coming home late Friday or Saturday nights, isn't it? Bunch of dodgy she-males hanging around, lipstick and moustaches, etc." He replied, no, they only really work Tue and Weds - as at the weekend they are expected to be home with their wives and kids!!!

Lum

Not always, please dont confuse transvestites and transgendered people, very different things, they may indulge in the same activities but for very different reasons.

I've known a few of both and most of them are decent people just like anyone else so I really don't see what the problem is. If he was insisting you go out to a club with him in a little miniskirt and top and pretending to be your GF then I could understand it being a problem be what he does doesn't affect you in any way at all so where's the problem?

jaycee

The power of Scoobynet. From dressing up as a chick to eating **** and drinking **** in 3 easy moves. How bizzare. Do people really do that? You can't tell me THAT'S normal!

Bit of an update then.

On the way home I thought I'd swerve round by his house.
He wasn't answering the door, I know he was in because when I shouted "Oi Betty" through the letterbox I saw him. Anyway I wasn't about to be perturbed by this, maybe he hadn't heard me knocking and shouting. His wig might've slipped over his ears, so I was willing to give it another go. I went round the side and tried the door, bugger it's locked. But fortune was smiling on me, the kitchen window was half open. I ripped out one of his ornamental flower pots to stand on and forced it open. I dragged myself through the window, over the sink and onto the floor. I turned round to see muddy footprints where I'd made my entrance.
He's going to need his marigolds to clean that lot up.
Anyway, on to the fridge where I grab a couple of beers. Betty still hasn't acknowledged me, surely he must've heard my amateur attempt to break into his house. I stroll through to the living room and burst into song.

Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola


I popped open my can and took a swig. You can imagine my surprise when I turn round to be confronted by 1 angry friend. Now you lot are thinking it serves me right. Wrong! He wasn't angry, his face was scrunched up with laughter. I passed him a beer and asked him if he was Daniel or Danielle tonight, the answer should've been obvious as he was wearing jeans and a top. But I wanted to make sure. No misunderstandings.

We had a chat and he asked me who else knew, just the lads, I said. Ssssshhhhh!
He asked me how I felt about it, at this point I thought I'd better get ready to kick him in the nuts and run. Panic over, he only wanted to know if it would affect our friendship. Easy tiger, we're mates. That's it. End of.
So I told him, "Look, I'm not that shallow to fall out with you just because you like to cavort round in ladies underwear and stockings and high heels. If you want to look like a queen in the privacy of your own home it's ok. But don't expect to turn up at the pub looking like Bet Lynch or you're likely to get a slap."
He seemed to take my comments on board. I was on a roll. "So then, you're not a botty banger are you? It's just the dressing up thing right?"
I can tell you, it's a good job I can move quickly. Maybe that was 1 comment too far.
After he'd calmed down, it was agreed we wouldn't mention it again. Or rather I wouldn't, seeing as he hadn't actually mentioned it at all. I was to tell the rest of the lads about his "hobby" and they were to make their own minds up.

So the story has a happy ish conclusion. He's been outed as a dress wearer so it's a bit of a weight off his shoulders kind of, pretty sure he's not gay and his missus is available now they've split up.
Downside is his plant pot is f*cked. Oh well.......!

tiggers

Markus

Hope the lads are understanding, otherwise he might become a betty when the lads decide to castrate him for being a freak.

StickyMicky

fpmsl

ProperCharlie

Nah - I see myself more as a wizard than an elf or pixie. Anyone got a Gandolf outfit?

STi wanna Subaru

iTrader: (1)

I though David Beckham made all this thong and skirt wearing lark acceptable?!!?

No wonder I've had some strange looks down my local!!!

EXSCOOBY

oh lordy
its a funny world we live in
i had to discipline one of my staff for looking at pictures of mens feet
he actually typed into google
"i want to meet a barefooter"
what the hells all that about
should i be worried?

tmo

Classic pure classic

paul-s

this is the funniest thread all year. i can just imagine the laughs u lot had whilst this was goin on...fpmsl

blueone

Gender socialisation has got a bit screwed up. Maybe he never got to, or was made to dress up in his Mums clothes as a young boy, who knows and who cares! If his name was Eddie Izzard I expect you would not be bothered by him exploring his female side and would boast that he was your friend. Is this really about yourself and you are just testing the water before you come out on Snet and post a pic up of yourself in your favourite get up?
On another issue related to Gender, my local Tesco's has got a, I presume pre-op transgender person on the checkout. Always has the shortest line of people waiting to be served. Should see the young kids wonder why the lady, at the end of her long shift has a five o'clock shadow LOL