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15 August 2006, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by mickywrx
Evening mick 
What happened to your monitor?
Spill beer on it?
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What happened to your monitor?
Spill beer on it?
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15 August 2006, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by speye91
French Toast.?
Thats a f.ucked monitor you have
How you finding life as a singleton, you'll be needing a new cruise ****
15 August 2006, 09:45 PM
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Lisa was on a day off today and decided to goto the sunbed place. Had 6 minutes 
only usually goes on for 3 mins.
Than in her infinite wisdom, decided to have a walk to the other sunbed place next to hers to "See how much it is there"
Whilst browsing the prices, then thinks, "Ooh, wonder what the sunbeds are like here?"
And goes and has another 3 min blast.
She's never had a tan in her life, got fookin toasted at ten of the best, she did.
Don't really think the light needs to be on since she's like a f.uckin beacon, tomato colour doesn't come close.
Wonders why I've got no sympathy for her.
Wonders why she burnt her ****
only usually goes on for 3 mins.Than in her infinite wisdom, decided to have a walk to the other sunbed place next to hers to "See how much it is there"
Whilst browsing the prices, then thinks, "Ooh, wonder what the sunbeds are like here?"
And goes and has another 3 min blast.
She's never had a tan in her life, got fookin toasted at ten of the best, she did.
Don't really think the light needs to be on since she's like a f.uckin beacon, tomato colour doesn't come close.
Wonders why I've got no sympathy for her.
Wonders why she burnt her ****
15 August 2006, 10:47 PM
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Evening Chaps,
When you have a missus like I have, you get used to eating some strange things.
Curly Toast is a result of having something else on her mind whilst cooking breakfast. Side one is toasted for 15 seconds and then turned whilst still anaemic. Side two is then forgotten about because there is an interesting article on Richard and Judy. When black and smoking, it is then scraped over the sink (leaving a mess all over) and results in 'Curly Toast'.
I was promised something foreign for dinner on Sunday. When questioning it's origin, she replied that the Frozen Chips were from Iceland.
Martin
When you have a missus like I have, you get used to eating some strange things.
Curly Toast is a result of having something else on her mind whilst cooking breakfast. Side one is toasted for 15 seconds and then turned whilst still anaemic. Side two is then forgotten about because there is an interesting article on Richard and Judy. When black and smoking, it is then scraped over the sink (leaving a mess all over) and results in 'Curly Toast'.
I was promised something foreign for dinner on Sunday. When questioning it's origin, she replied that the Frozen Chips were from Iceland.
Martin
15 August 2006, 11:54 PM
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Martin, your missus makes toast like Lisa....... poorly.
She made me some the other day. It was incinerated, asked why, she said it was different bread to usual but was meant to be toasting bread or some ****e like that.
Had a look at the bread next morning; was toasting bread alright. In a f.ucking toaster. Doorstep outside my front door is smaller than these bread slices were.
3/4 inch thick bread doesn't toast good under the grill.
She had the cheek to ask why I was pissed off 
Tesco's own from now on
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16 August 2006, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by mickywrx
How you finding life as a singleton, you'll be needing a new cruise ****
Pub this evening and return home ,guess what???? no-body twisting
Even better STARFISH in the bed tonight
Mick
PS. Evening Martin,Micky.
16 August 2006, 04:36 PM
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must admit, mines away to Africa for a month and its been a non stop wankathon ever since
plus no nagging about downing the beers, and the complimentary nighttime starfish, its the total package
plus no nagging about downing the beers, and the complimentary nighttime starfish, its the total package
16 August 2006, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by mickywrx
Ah, the simple things in life
You'll be on a diet of ready meals soon, anything microwave-able
You'll be on a diet of ready meals soon, anything microwave-able
Must find out wich is the microwave.
16 August 2006, 05:14 PM
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might have to swallow my pride and make up with Miss Speye.....
Well the washing pile is getting bigger,also those bloddy dishes dont seem to wash themselves
Well the washing pile is getting bigger,also those bloddy dishes dont seem to wash themselves
16 August 2006, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by speye91
might have to swallow my pride and make up with Miss Speye.....
Well the washing pile is getting bigger,also those bloddy dishes dont seem to wash themselves
Well the washing pile is getting bigger,also those bloddy dishes dont seem to wash themselves
17 August 2006, 10:22 PM
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17 August 2006, 10:37 PM
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No those microwave meals come in handy little plastic tray,type thingy'sJust need to get mesel some top of the range plastic cutlery
Or could just go to ASDA in the morn for my pre-work breckie and nick there cutlery...
17 August 2006, 10:51 PM
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The worst thing is,not the dishes or cooking or doing the washing meself..but
Having to go to the fridge for my beers
AAhhh, now there's an idea,i'll move the fridge next too me
Having to go to the fridge for my beers
AAhhh, now there's an idea,i'll move the fridge next too me
17 August 2006, 10:55 PM
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Call the UN! Or the Red Cross!
Thats a cruel and unusual punishment.
Move the fridge for sure, but, sue Miss (EX) Speye for damages
I wouldn't dream of fetching my own beer
Thats a cruel and unusual punishment.
Move the fridge for sure, but, sue Miss (EX) Speye for damages
I wouldn't dream of fetching my own beer
18 August 2006, 10:26 AM
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18 August 2006, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
thunder and lightening has started
bet todays valets dont turn in
bet todays valets dont turn in