Attempt at stealing petrol from the Mrs car...
#31
Originally Posted by Lum
Thereby proving that the only way they can catch criminals these days is with cameras...
#32
Originally Posted by Vegescoob
Not forgetting that if anyone is caught, the full might of the State, funded by our taxes, will swing into action to ensure that they are not punished but "understood" and many will grow wealthy from this.
unless of course they were speeding
#34
Originally Posted by GC8
700 Nitro Express..... The only load that makes a .458 H&H Magnum look like a girls gun!
This might be down to increasing availability of sustainable elephant hunting in Africa. In some areas the local villages get to vote on the number of elephants to be taken and get to select the animals to be shot. As elephants are prone to having troublesome members among their ranks this works well for everyone and the actual numbers shot are very low. The village gets all the cash from the cost of the elephant ticket and so the money is being used for development and because the legal shooting is worth so much to everyone poaching has stopped because there is peer pressure on anyone who might consider such a thing. This is hardly rocket science but has been good for both the human and elephant populations plus the tourist industry, those who want to shoot an elephant and, of course, companies like H&H.
It is good to see that sustainable development to the advantage of all can take place provided that the green nutters/do gooders/PC lot are kept out of it.
#35
Originally Posted by fast bloke
You know - I am such a vindictive **** that I would hide below the car for a week until one of them walks near it. Kidnap the ballix, tie him up, gag him, put him in the garden shed and take photos every day, telling him you are trying to sell him on www.chavsforsaleforgaysexnoquestionsasked.com. After a week, cut off his fingers and toes and let him go
Fetch the gimp!
Gimp's sleepin'!
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Why don't you put a sticker on filler cap "DIESEL ONLY". That won't be much use for motorcross bikes and the're probably too thick to cotton on. Do tell the Mrs to ignore it though
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