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Old 08 February 2005, 03:06 PM
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All we need now to complete this thread is Markus! Does he have a sex life though?
Old 08 February 2005, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
All we need now to complete this thread is Markus! Does he have a sex life though?
Right wrist ?
Old 08 February 2005, 03:28 PM
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this thread is so funny
Old 08 February 2005, 03:32 PM
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non-existant for 10 weeks. Damn Deca lol
Old 08 February 2005, 03:33 PM
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Babber you have taken an unhealthy interest in this thread
Old 08 February 2005, 03:43 PM
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Thanx babber i will reply to your pm when i get home as it doesnt let me at work.

I do hope you fellas are learning from all these posts!
Another point to note is that we dont like routine s*x!!!!! Every sunday night aftert corry or 10pm just before you go to bed isnt a turn on as you know what is coming (so to speak)

I (like many others) like to be suprised and swept off my feet! I'll never forget the night my fella whisked me away when i came in from work after a bad day. It was so romantic
Old 08 February 2005, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by SCOsazOBY
I (like many others) like to be suprised and swept off my feet! I'll never forget the night my fella whisked me away when i came in from work after a bad day. It was so romantic
I might experience that one day..lol

Have any of the girls experienced the guy being nice just for the hell of it? probably no...lol


I am impressed that the thread has stayed sensible.
Old 08 February 2005, 04:16 PM
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lol thats because we are serious about this ongoing problem that men cant seem to understand

I like to be suprised and made a fuss of cos it makes me feel special
Old 08 February 2005, 04:23 PM
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Have any of the girls experienced the guy being nice just for the hell of it? probably no...lol
Not with my current bloke. Have in the past though and it made loads of difference!!
Old 08 February 2005, 04:27 PM
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I wonder if there was a "post anonymously" option, how many more contributors there would be?
Old 08 February 2005, 04:28 PM
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Being nice to your partner - now there's a revelation !

If we're not careful this thread could revolutionise global male/female relationships

Old 08 February 2005, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Nicci
I might experience that one day..lol

Have any of the girls experienced the guy being nice just for the hell of it? probably no...lol


I am impressed that the thread has stayed sensible.
Me, me , me - I have! (Though a few more bunches of daisies wouldn't go amiss!)
Old 08 February 2005, 04:30 PM
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does a guy know how to be nice???
Old 08 February 2005, 04:32 PM
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Why is it that as soon as you buy a woman flowers, she immediately becomes suspicious and asks you what you've done wrong?
Old 08 February 2005, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by SCOsazOBY
does a guy know how to be nice???
Of course we do... but like anything as soon as a woman has it she takes it for granted so it's a better option to act like we don't care most of the time then show some tenderness when we want something
Old 08 February 2005, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Flatcapdriver
Why is it that as soon as you buy a woman flowers, she immediately becomes suspicious and asks you what you've done wrong?
That very much depends on the bloke - judging by your loving, understanding previous posts, I'm not suprised she'd be suspicious!

"Darling you have a fat **** - here's some flowers"



Old 08 February 2005, 04:38 PM
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To be fair, she did have the cheek to turn round and admit that she had put on a few kilos but then accused me of not telling her which I had repeatedly. As far as the flowers are concerned I don't think it's just me that gets this unjustified reaction. It seems to me that you can't win with the other species.


Old 08 February 2005, 04:46 PM
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Well done all for making this a cracking (no pun intended) thread.

I guess that the wife & I should make more time for each other and get at it more often. One thing that needs to change is her going to bed at 9'ish to read and me leaving it until 11pm. By this time she is asleep with book in hand and I don't think she would welcome me whispering sweet nothings in her ear at this point.

Bed at 9pm tonight it is then! They call me Mr Lover Lover.

p.s. we aren't trying for kids at the moment but are complicating and am aware we need to up the anti in order to concieve.
Old 08 February 2005, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Biggins
Well done all for making this a cracking (no pun intended) thread.

I guess that the wife & I should make more time for each other and get at it more often. One thing that needs to change is her going to bed at 9'ish to read and me leaving it until 11pm. By this time she is asleep with book in hand and I don't think she would welcome me whispering sweet nothings in her ear at this point.

Bed at 9pm tonight it is then! They call me Mr Lover Lover.

p.s. we aren't trying for kids at the moment but are complicating and am aware we need to up the anti in order to concieve.
Freudian slip ? complicating - contemplating ?
Old 08 February 2005, 04:49 PM
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No freudian slip but quite amusing none the less. Lunchtime drinking to blame.
Old 08 February 2005, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
I wonder if there was a "post anonymously" option, how many more contributors there would be?
I don't see what difference it makes anonymouse posting will just promote **** taking. It doesn't bother that people read this and anything else I may of posted and think they may know me. Come on, I mean after all I am an adult, and to be really honest I don't care what people think.

As Weapon 69 has mentioned, I may be taking an unhealthy interest in this thread. No, I haven't been that busy today and thought I'd ge honest, so thought I'd try and help some doughnut blokes out with my vaste experience of life

I'm nice to women, just for the sake of it. I learnt that there's more to life than arguing and getting stroppy

Phill
Old 08 February 2005, 04:53 PM
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Someone mentioned that a woman is only fertile for a couple of days each month - does anyone have any idea as to the timings?
Old 08 February 2005, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Flatcapdriver
Someone mentioned that a woman is only fertile for a couple of days each month - does anyone have any idea as to the timings?
After Eastenders?

Seriously, NEVER rely on the timing method for contraception mate: way too hit and miss- very high failure rate and affords no protection against STDs. Ditto for coitus interuptus (Sorry my latin is awful). Condoms or -if you're in an establised relationship- the pill are by far the best.

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Old 08 February 2005, 07:01 PM
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i dont see my GF at the moment as she is living down in reading for a year
so we see each other for a weekend or 2 every month

but its no holds barred 3/4 times a day stuff lmfao
hurts your **** after a while tho
Old 08 February 2005, 08:01 PM
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no bullsh1t mate God has made me naturally horny


alot hornier than my lady, tell me something new woman aint as horny as men.


my average was 10 to 15 times a week for the first couple of yrs depending on my mood or if the wife let me, i was a teenager then

and after a few yrs, wife got sick of it, she said sometimes i dont wanna do it, lets just talk, well talk about what just kidding i am a romantic guy and then the excuses start like headaches, im feeling sick etc and i have a sore back, it hurts a man u know when the wife is ill everyday when u mention about making luv

after the baby, God bless the lil ones xxxxx my wives sex drive went even lower and im not the masterbating type, never done it in my life i swear but have touched it of course, i got married when i was 16 so havent mastered the art.


so i get it when she feels like it or if i bug her too much then to make me shut up she would let me but she would say something silly that puts me off

but still its cool im used to it now

i have enuff luv for a few hundred wives in my body
Old 08 February 2005, 08:04 PM
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sorry im 28 now married for 12 yrs

father a lil 2 and a half yr old baby girl xxxxxxxx

still horny as f*** i am

tempted to get another few wives, i luv my wife for the sake of her i dont, coz it will hurt and financially u cant afford it and also i cant handle the nagging. one is enuff


and when im ill like off with a flu or something i seem to be more hornier my record is 8 times in a 12 hr day but after that wife wouldnt let me near i still had more energy
Old 08 February 2005, 08:04 PM
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Steady m8
Old 08 February 2005, 08:26 PM
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I'm 39, wifes 36. Been together 21 years, 2 kids, 5 and 18 months, our sex life has never better. 4 times a week, and we're still "experimenting" with different stuff. In 21 years she's never faked it.
Talk to each other, learn what your partner likes, and wahey!
Old 08 February 2005, 08:33 PM
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In 21 years she's never faked it.
you lucky sod, my missus can't even be arsed to fake it anymore.
Old 08 February 2005, 10:14 PM
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lmfao


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