moses

5 to 7 days after her period ends bud

they ovulate, if a woman checks when she pee's , theirs some liquid that comes out, that means she is ovulating

pregnant woman are so sexy bud, massive tummy and breasts, put some anti marks cream on their tummys at night, its romantic but u need to wake up in the middle of the night for them and go downstairs and get them something to eat when their hungry haha and milk to stop the heartburn

lubo

sorry guys but i think somethings very wrong somewhere i can testify as a 39 year old female that sex is a very important part of life and being deprived can affect a woman just as much as a man!

Fuzz

what a thread..

worried about Babber turning into a therapist now though.. lol
Leave it babber....

Me well, I like to think I act out the perfect example of the Scorpion sign. That stereotype fits me like a glove.
When I was with my GF it was probably once a day minimum unless I had been working late on some motor and came in cattle trucked..
Kept it spicy by making sure it was always spontanious, like I'd walk in whilst she was doing the washing up or something and drag her off to a quiet spot, didn't even let her dry her hands.
Tried my best to listen to her, but most of the time she'd pipe up something importatnt whilst I had my head under a bonnet or stuck in the pc, That doesn't go down too well...
After we parted ,some how I fell into a kind of **** buddy relationship with a scuba diving buddy so have had that experiance too and I left her because I wanted more than just a crack...
Bad move maybe.. as I'm single now and have been for about 2 years

Can't wait for the next one to come along though (palms are getting thin), she's going to be stuck to the ceiling.


Andy

gso

Moses.... LOL

Married at 16!!!! Jeez man!

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RALMFAO


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P.s - Pretty sure my g/friend didn't fake it this morning

STi wanna Subaru

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Did you though?

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Couldn't be bothered to fake one so let her have the full force

STi wanna Subaru

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Gone to work witha runny nose this morning has she

ChrisB

Given the content of the thread, I couldn't help but chuckle at the thread positions on the NS forum index:

T4molie

FPMSL

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FRAPMSL



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P.s - Yes

Bonehead

This thread's a classic!

Jye

littlemiss

this is quite interesting.

when i was with my ex the sex was ok he had a low sex drive, (not brill not bad) it was very boring, any way we wanted children, so we tried and luckie for him i fell pregnant stright away, and then it stop every physical aspect of the relationship went out of the window, now when you are pregnant (i did anyway!) i graved sex etc 24/7 and he did not touch me it left me feeling very depressed and down, felt not loved, even after the baby was born he did not want to know - then i found out he was seeing someone else and his reason was because i got fat.. HELLO i was pregnant and i thought men like seeing there loved ones pregnant and they found them more attractive...

when we split i was 22 he was 29

now i am older(25) and wiser and more cynical i have not let any one get close to me but boy when i do let my guard down i will make up for lost time - 3 years i think!

every girl wants to be felt loved and cared for and we like surprises!

mj

You remind me of an ex, the relationship only lasted about half an hour in total, but hey, we met in the kebab shop, and split up in the alley ( at the side of the shop ). I didn't mean to CIHM, but as they say in Utah, **** happens

moses

haha yes mate i was a wee virgin when i got married, i didnt know how to come till 2 weeks after, it happened naturally, it felt good


i was innocent back then, no one told me what to do , my dad tried to tell me but i was young so he was a bit embarressed to go into detail so he told me it will come naturally

well not too good blood every where and stuff, it was frightening and to break the ice, i lost my bottle i didnt know how to start a conversation with me wife, we both were innocent kids like or teenagers even.



and sally (lubo) luv thats a loada b-o-l-l-o-c-k-s a man doesnt deprive a woman but a woman luvs depriving a man unless the mans impotent thats a different story

i can send some recipes to mike if u want, he will be as horny as me

IbizaFR

If you get your technique right and use play for mental stimulation you will have no probs getting as much as you want from your partner get them addicted to orgasms. move your body further up the bed so that the top of the base of your dick is rubbing against their **** whilst you are inside then you stimulate the full organ as penetration alone doesnt cut it. Foreplay till they are needy reduces how hard you have to work.

mj

..thanks. Whats for tea?

Puff The Magic Wagon!

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LOL @ this thread

We (wife & I) have sex every once and again & that is not very often in the year...

Why? Couple of reasons really.

1) Sprog who has a habit of wrecking those times we do get together

2) Wife's total disinterest in sex, which I have to say is a major turn-off. It was never great to start with but when you're on the short strokes & wifey sighs (not that way!) & checks her watch hoping you don't notice, then the will to continue or come back in the future wains (& NO for those who think its 'cos I'm cr@p at the job - she is just not interested )

3) Partly 'cos of the above, I don't really fancy her anymore - doesn't mean I don't love her but the desire to run after a hiding to nothing doesn't always apeal...


I have quite a high sex drive, so find my eyes wandering all the time & wifey is so disinterested that that doesn't bother her, nor would having an affair but she wouldn't.

I think frustration sums it up

littlemiss

honey that is all i am looking for a very special friend Lol

the sex was not the reason we split up - it was mainly the bullying and cheating!

wongascoob

most mornings bout 7.45ish...when her husbands gone off to work

moses

puff kids can do that bud specially if their under 4 yrs old they always knock the door or wake up


dont tell her get another wife on the side for 4 to 6 weeks

lubo

moses dear i am only pointing out that not all women are the same, they dont want romantic crap they dont want sweet talk n bull**** they just want to c*m same as any bloke and if they dont feel like that theres something wrong ie depression, cant stand the sight of you..... whatever

System-G

I'mm 33 now and she is 31 we have been together for nearly two years and been living together for a year.

We might have sex once or twice a week now and often it feels like she's not involved or "elsewhere".

She goes on to say I need to be nice to her (sweep her of her feet) and give her more cuddles and non-sexual contact etc...

I have tried be nice to her and surprise her from time to time, but it never seems to work. So I have sort of stopped trying. What's the point when you have no idea how she really feels?
In the time we have been together she has never once said she loves me (she written it in cards twice - Christmas and Birthday), she has never ever instigated sex.

It's no surprise that all I want to do is have sex when I get into bed, becuase nothing (emotional) comes out of "being nice" to her.

john coffey

I'm 32, Wife 35. We have a 8yr old boy and a 2yr old Girl. Probably twice a week if I'm lucky.

Geek Boy

PMSL..............how old are you?

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Jeez....this thread does nothing to promote long term relationships or marriage


Puff - Very interesting response - think that sums many many relationships up.


Chopper


P.s (4 times so far this week ) I ain't ever getting married

De Warrenne

Moses - interesting view - we're expecting our first baby in 1 week, and my wife has gone from high sex drive (more than me :O ) to zero sex drive whilst she's been pregnant. Despite both being educated people, I guess we both have a bit of awkwardness going at it knowing there's a littl'un in there.

Still - only a week to go and then I'm right back in there (I hope....)

Tiggs

long term success........understand that men like different type of sex to women and sometimes men and women like different type of sex to what they normally have.

no point in a man wanting some quick hardcore **** star slutty wife styleee action but the women wanting some Mills and Boon rose petals on the bed stylleeee because all that happens is neither gets what they really want and both get pissed off.

Instead....make one night a week for SEX and one night for MAKING LOVE.........the man can put up with night of massage, softlight and music because he knows that in a couple of days he's getting shagged stupid. Woman gets her considerate lover so is happy to engage in some "proper" stuff because she has no need to make it anything else. She can be as filthy as you want because shes not thinking "ohh, this would be better with some soft music on" she knows thats a Tuesday night thing - in fact, you may find that as she knows she gets her styleeee guaranteed every week she will enjoy your style more.......its been known for a "love making" session to be skipped to get an extra shaggathon because the love making is never far away............in between the two fixed sessions...freestyle!

T (3 kids, a lock on the bedroom)

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Do you hold up cards at the end giving her a score out of 6?

5.6 for effort, 5.8 for style, 5.4 for presentation......