Your sex life ........ discuss.
10 February 2005, 10:08 AM
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as for kids......they have only 2 effects on a sex life.
1) between conception and 6 months old you just take what you can...NO POINT in looking for answers about your sex life in this period as you are at the mercy of hormones/sleep deprevation/etc.......dont even discuss it, pointless
2) 6 months onwards.......no reason to effect it at all....if it does its an EXCUSE!!! how people can say "but im too tierd" is beyond me when they find time to watch crap on TV. Thats just like saying i prefer Eastenders to sex!
1) between conception and 6 months old you just take what you can...NO POINT in looking for answers about your sex life in this period as you are at the mercy of hormones/sleep deprevation/etc.......dont even discuss it, pointless
2) 6 months onwards.......no reason to effect it at all....if it does its an EXCUSE!!! how people can say "but im too tierd" is beyond me when they find time to watch crap on TV. Thats just like saying i prefer Eastenders to sex!
10 February 2005, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Tiggs
long term success........understand that men like different type of sex to women and sometimes men and women like different type of sex to what they normally have.
no point in a man wanting some quick hardcore **** star slutty wife styleee action but the women wanting some Mills and Boon rose petals on the bed stylleeee because all that happens is neither gets what they really want and both get pissed off.
Instead....make one night a week for SEX and one night for MAKING LOVE.........the man can put up with night of massage, softlight and music because he knows that in a couple of days he's getting shagged stupid. Woman gets her considerate lover so is happy to engage in some "proper" stuff because she has no need to make it anything else. She can be as filthy as you want because shes not thinking "ohh, this would be better with some soft music on" she knows thats a Tuesday night thing - in fact, you may find that as she knows she gets her styleeee guaranteed every week she will enjoy your style more.......its been known for a "love making" session to be skipped to get an extra shaggathon because the love making is never far away............in between the two fixed sessions...freestyle!
T (3 kids, a lock on the bedroom)
no point in a man wanting some quick hardcore **** star slutty wife styleee action but the women wanting some Mills and Boon rose petals on the bed stylleeee because all that happens is neither gets what they really want and both get pissed off.
Instead....make one night a week for SEX and one night for MAKING LOVE.........the man can put up with night of massage, softlight and music because he knows that in a couple of days he's getting shagged stupid. Woman gets her considerate lover so is happy to engage in some "proper" stuff because she has no need to make it anything else. She can be as filthy as you want because shes not thinking "ohh, this would be better with some soft music on" she knows thats a Tuesday night thing - in fact, you may find that as she knows she gets her styleeee guaranteed every week she will enjoy your style more.......its been known for a "love making" session to be skipped to get an extra shaggathon because the love making is never far away............in between the two fixed sessions...freestyle!
T (3 kids, a lock on the bedroom)
Especially the lock on the Bedroom door 
10 February 2005, 10:46 AM
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Especially the lock on the Bedroom door
- I could lock the missus in the bedroom while I go and crack one off on t'internet 
10 February 2005, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by mj
...now that is a belting idea - I could lock the missus in the bedroom while I go and crack one off on t'internet
- I could lock the missus in the bedroom while I go and crack one off on t'internet 
Puff,
Very good description of my sex life with the Ex, rubbish
Phill
PS Still a great thread
10 February 2005, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by De Warrenne
Moses - interesting view - we're expecting our first baby in 1 week, and my wife has gone from high sex drive (more than me :O ) to zero sex drive whilst she's been pregnant. Despite both being educated people, I guess we both have a bit of awkwardness going at it knowing there's a littl'un in there.
Still - only a week to go and then I'm right back in there (I hope....)
Still - only a week to go and then I'm right back in there (I hope....)
mate its the hormone changes, bear with the lady, they need u the most then bud, they feel so lonely and stressed and sometimes can cry alot and argue etc. take it easy its only 9 months, so try to calm them down and have a wee laugh, it helps to go for a wee run sometimes in the car in a park somewhere or countryside
.and coz its the first, woman are always afraid just in case the baby gets harmed.
but no worries bud its safe, best when u wanna make luv if she feels like it, get her to lay across the bed while u stand on the floor and get her a wee pillow to lay back on and take your time, i swear making luv to a pregnant woman is so romantic and awesome, nice tummy to gently carress and stuff
.take it easy and no rough stuff, u will be fine and if their stressed give them a shoulder massage and a back massage while their sitting or u guys are watching tv etc and massage the back of their neck too till the back of their head.
after the baby is born in islam, we let the woman heal first before we make luv, something like 40 days of cleansing and healing process inside their womb.
and then go for it bros
and also they may suffer post natal depression, u arent used to looking after a lil one, u hardly sleep and baby cries all the time, best thing u can do is to get the baby to breastfeed, that way they wont suffer colic or just a lil maybe, colic is bad for babies its so sore for them with excess wind etc in their tummyand if the baby dont wanna go on the breast get them a dr browns anti colic bottle, it doesnt let air in their lungs while their suckling. u get it from boots.
and sally i understand luv, but most woman luv romantic talk and getting carressed on the face and scalp luv, instead of just having sex etc.
i luv romance more than anything, for a man to lay his head on his wifes lap and have a romantic talk and wife touching his face lightly and running her fingers through her hair, the man feels like a baby, its so soothing, woman like the same.
but a man gets hurt when a woman says no all the time specially after promising him a nice time at night and then sudden change of mood, it hurts a mans feeling.
specially when it happens all the time.
10 February 2005, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by moses
5 to 7 days after her period ends bud
they ovulate, if a woman checks when she pee's , theirs some liquid that comes out, that means she is ovulating
they ovulate, if a woman checks when she pee's , theirs some liquid that comes out, that means she is ovulating
Originally Posted by moses
pregnant woman are so sexy bud, massive tummy and breasts, put some anti marks cream on their tummys at night, its romantic but u need to wake up in the middle of the night for them and go downstairs and get them something to eat when their hungry haha and milk to stop the heartburn
but u need to wake up in the middle of the night for them and go downstairs and get them something to eat when their hungry haha and milk to stop the heartburn 
10 February 2005, 04:50 PM
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You're on your own there. I don't find pregnant women at all sexy - quite the opposite and having sex with one must be like ******** a space hopper.
not quite the most sensitive paragraph in the world, but made me laugh anyway.
10 February 2005, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Flatcapdriver
You're on your own there. I don't find pregnant women at all sexy - quite the opposite and having sex with one must be like ******** a space hopper.
Great comment & I agree.
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10 February 2005, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Flatcapdriver
I think you'll find the liquid is urine.
You're on your own there. I don't find pregnant women at all sexy - quite the opposite and having sex with one must be like ******** a space hopper.
You're on your own there. I don't find pregnant women at all sexy - quite the opposite and having sex with one must be like ******** a space hopper.
hahaha that was funny
well i find pregnant woman the most sexiest, the silky soft skin and massive tummy what a beauty, i miss it u never seen tess daly when she is preggers, what a beauty and also anna friel and laura bailey, yummy mummies
and lol mate it aint urine, they check if their preggers by urine
but when their ovulating ( good time to get her knocked up) a liquid comes out and it aint pee
10 February 2005, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by moses
hahaha that was funny well i find pregnant woman the most sexiest, the silky soft skin and massive tummy what a beauty, i miss it
u never seen tess daly when she is preggers, what a beauty and also anna friel and laura bailey, yummy mummies
and lol mate it aint urine, they check if their preggers by urine
but when their ovulating ( good time to get her knocked up) a liquid comes out and it aint pee
well i find pregnant woman the most sexiest, the silky soft skin and massive tummy what a beauty, i miss it u never seen tess daly when she is preggers, what a beauty and also anna friel and laura bailey, yummy mummies
and lol mate it aint urine, they check if their preggers by urine
but when their ovulating ( good time to get her knocked up) a liquid comes out and it aint pee
10 February 2005, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Flatcapdriver
Moses. You sound like a right perv. I bet your missus dreads getting banged up by you again in case she has to spend another nine months fending you off because the sight of woman with a bump gets you all fired up.
lol she said she has never seen me more romantic as i was when she was preggers i always wanted to be a dad mate and when i was young my heart used to melt when i used to see pregnant woman, it used to give me comfort
it was cute, not pervy.pregnant woman are an art
10 February 2005, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by chopper.
Moses - You ARE a weirdo
mate i thought it was natural ? to feel like this, maybe when your lady gets preggers u will appreciate what i mean
10 February 2005, 05:40 PM
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moses my man
Cant fault you on the pregnant women scene
My sex life is fecking ace, 3-4 times a week all guns blazing
Sometimes I do it with here indoors as well <nods>
Cant fault you on the pregnant women scene
My sex life is fecking ace, 3-4 times a week all guns blazing
Sometimes I do it with here indoors as well <nods>
11 February 2005, 11:04 AM
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What is it they say, 'Put a pound in a jar every time you have sex before you are married and after you are married take a pound out for every time,it will take 3 times as long to empty it than it did to fill it.
All i ever say is ''You will always sit at opposite ends of the sofa watching TV together'' thats the way all relationships go when you live together.
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All i ever say is ''You will always sit at opposite ends of the sofa watching TV together'' thats the way all relationships go when you live together.
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11 February 2005, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by ZIPPY
All i ever say is ''You will always sit at opposite ends of the sofa watching TV together'' thats the way all relationships go when you live together.
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11 February 2005, 12:55 PM
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Hello
I don't particularly find pregnant women (apart from my wife of course) attractive. Moses you have a(nother) fetish, with an interesting collection of magazines as all fetishists should have!
However, being with my wife whilst pregnant did actually restore a little of my faith in society. Everyone (even the nastiest piece of work) was incredibly kind: Checking she was okay, offering her a seat, smiling sweetly when they saw her and asking her about the baby.
Steve.
I don't particularly find pregnant women (apart from my wife of course) attractive. Moses you have a(nother) fetish, with an interesting collection of magazines as all fetishists should have!
However, being with my wife whilst pregnant did actually restore a little of my faith in society. Everyone (even the nastiest piece of work) was incredibly kind: Checking she was okay, offering her a seat, smiling sweetly when they saw her and asking her about the baby.
Steve.
11 February 2005, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by boxst
Hello
I don't particularly find pregnant women (apart from my wife of course) attractive. Moses you have a(nother) fetish, with an interesting collection of magazines as all fetishists should have!
However, being with my wife whilst pregnant did actually restore a little of my faith in society. Everyone (even the nastiest piece of work) was incredibly kind: Checking she was okay, offering her a seat, smiling sweetly when they saw her and asking her about the baby.
Steve.
I don't particularly find pregnant women (apart from my wife of course) attractive. Moses you have a(nother) fetish, with an interesting collection of magazines as all fetishists should have!
However, being with my wife whilst pregnant did actually restore a little of my faith in society. Everyone (even the nastiest piece of work) was incredibly kind: Checking she was okay, offering her a seat, smiling sweetly when they saw her and asking her about the baby.
Steve.