Jerome

Not me. I'm heading for a crematorium (don't fancy being worm food), and that's me done.

ajm

You will end up worm food either way, unless your ashes are kept ad infinitum!

OllyK

Great, not content with pumping pollution out by driving a car, you want to add to the environmental problem by being bar-b-q'ed at the end rather than recycled

Jerome

Maybe I'll have my ashes spread out at sea and be fish food. Still, better than ending up as a seething mass of maggots.

Indeed! I might even insist the crematorium use Optimax.

moses

i kept them all

i honour my mum and dad, may my dad rest in peace, i honoured my dad and respected him, but my dad said i was like him, if my dad said something to me, if i didnt like it and thought it was not right i used to tell him in a respectful manner, he used to call me rebellious but in a nice way coz i used to tell him i aint happy what u said dad but i would do what he asked me anyway but after i made my point my dad said he was the same to with my grandfather and his teachers in govan high so his teacher used to whip him all the time in his hand, it was sore for months coz he used to get into fights etc and get into trouble all coz he used to defend himself, he was the only scots pak* in that school at the time except for another half indian and half white guy, but he was a coconut more like a whiteman

and after that he used to just stick his hand out to his teacher, whip me till your hearts content sir, i aint bothered

he was cool

only thing i did i never broke the commandment though coz i did what he told me too


by the way one more thing, when i was a lil younger and fitter

i broke this commandment about thou shall noty steal

i stole alot of womans hearts hee hee a few of my teachers too, i was a lil casanova but in a halal/kosher way never commited a sinful act but i did it with my words and eyes and smile

Sbradley

Moses, sometimes you say some very odd things indeed.

But that, my friend, is a cool post

SB

SJ_Skyline

Moses, in stealing the hearts of all the ladies one might argue that you are a ladykiller

Sith

I read moses post and thought I was going to hurl!

moses

lol thanks alot bros and rich and sith , thats my short and crazy life story


u know mate i never lusted after a woman, when i luv someone, it hurts so much i cant have that person, so i pray to God if i ever get to heaven, i hope i get them as my wives, i wanna care for them and luv and protect them

when is see the woman i luv, not to tell them i luv them and wanna hide them in my heart and wanna marry them, it hurts, its called jihad, my struggle against myself and to sacrifice my feelings and luv for the people i luv. i luv my wife she will never ever tolerate another wife of mines in my life, i cant do that to her, for her i do jihad against my heart .

i dont know but i have a thing for widows and single mothers, my heart melts with sadness with i see a lady who is loving and kind and looks after her kids, works day and night alone looking after her lil ones, man those woman are superhero's and so brave.

i wish i had enuff money to help them setup their lives.

i get that from a lassie i really fancied she looked italian, but she was a scottish protestant, my soul friend, i liked her alot with respect and purity, never lust, her smile was like an angel my proddie queen, i never fancied the enemy in my life she was the one and only . im a celtic man

God bless her, could never tell her i loved her coz me being a muslim i wanted to keep it pure may God grant me that angel in heaven if i deserve heaven and her along with my own wonderful wife and the woman i loved since i was a kid

all i do is pray for them all and when i listen to luv songs, it breaks my heart and always dedicate it to all my loved ones

Drunken Bungle Whore

Ages ago I was having a bad day and someone said I "looked as miserable as sin". Who the **** thinks sin is miserable....?

moses

i do luv , u married to stef yet or what been yrs since u got engaged